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[cubesandcubes]

My mom said things like "do not wear eyeshadow",
"you look like a prostitute", "lipstick makes you look like a hooker",
"you're turning into a gay", "what are you piercing next."

Sounds like barb wants Chris to be a proper young lady and not dress like a tramp.

 

[bradsternum]

For your information, I have long gotten over Ivy, AND that elevator
gag was ONLY for comic story; she in reality committed suicide over me.

My ponderings over where has the Friendship gone these days comes from
my realization of me not understanding the rules therein. It sprouted
from a question I asked myself Wednesday morning; I have learned and
enjoyed friendship/caring/sharing programs, so why do I suck at making
friends these days? I talked with my pastoral counselor, Rocky, about
it later that day; she took my word-for-word thoughts down and drew up
the Acquaintance-to-Sex ladder for me, which I had not thought of
beforehand; good idea.

Another good one. Great idea, Rocky. Reinforce his insane linear thinking.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

She also let off a few monkies off her back; speghetti dinner that was
refused by dad and me the night of our final move back to Ruckersville.
I couldn't help it if I did not feel like spaghetti that night; she
gave up cooking for us after that for one.

spaghetti

 

[Hyperion]

Confirming Chris thinks theres a chemical that hair salons have that causes instant hair growth.

 

[Male]

For your information, I have long gotten over Ivy, AND that elevator
gag was ONLY for comic story; she in reality committed suicide over me.

I see your ego and I raise you a

THE MALL IS A MALL, AND IT'S ONLY THEME IS C.W.C; CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER; ME. I DON'T WANT TO FUTHER DISCUSS IT

 

[DrChristianTroy]

IDK why but the fact that he thought his PSN tracker came from a troll on his friends list is hilarious to me.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

And I just died when he used the term "sassy" for his Tomgirl pics. Blah.

 

[cubesandcubes]

For your information, I have long gotten over Ivy, AND that elevator
gag was ONLY for comic story; she in reality committed suicide over me.

Chris HONESTLY, TRULY still belives that! ?

 

[Plissken]

She is also paranoid of me turning damn gay or becoming a transvestite.

Dude, is Barb an idiot? (Yes) He ALREADY IS a tranny.

Neither of which is the case

Chris doesn't think he is a tranny either? Then what do you call dressing in clothes associated with the opposite gender?

Definition of a Transvestite: Transvestism (also called transvestitism) is the practice of cross-dressing, which is wearing clothing traditionally associated with the opposite sex or gender.

 

[calicojack]

For your information, I have long gotten over Ivy, AND that elevator
gag was ONLY for comic story; she in reality committed suicide over me.

Chris HONESTLY, TRULY still belives that! ?

Well this is from 2011, so he probably thinks differently now. But it's funny he still hadn't figured that shit out yet.

 

[Trombonista]

A fun story on another topic, I have recently imagined myself dressed
in my feminine outfit and makeup in a bar full of lesbians (I got the
silly idea that I would likely fit in at a lesbian bar). LOL I found
a successful woman in the bar, we talked; she was fascinated with my
stories; I liked her too; we went back to her place; I warned her that
I was actually a male; she was surprised, yet curious and willing to
try me; we did it. And here's a fun, kinky part, we did it in
lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag. Again,
this was only pretend in my head. If this turns you on, good. It was
fun for me anyway.

Does Chris just not get the meaning of the word "lesbian"?

 

[Plissken]

A fun story on another topic, I have recently imagined myself dressed
in my feminine outfit and makeup in a bar full of lesbians (I got the
silly idea that I would likely fit in at a lesbian bar). LOL I found
a successful woman in the bar, we talked; she was fascinated with my
stories; I liked her too; we went back to her place; I warned her that
I was actually a male; she was surprised, yet curious and willing to
try me; we did it. And here's a fun, kinky part, we did it in
lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag. Again,
this was only pretend in my head. If this turns you on, good. It was
fun for me anyway.

Does Chris just not get the meaning of the word "lesbian"?

Apparently not. I double face palm'd when I read that.

 

[Marvin]

Chris HONESTLY, TRULY still belives that! ?

Well this is from 2011, so he probably thinks differently now. But it's funny he still hadn't figured that shit out yet.

It's both, actually. If Chris wants to seem like a ladies man, he'll tell you about all the past girlfriends he's had. And if he wants sympathy for being tortured by the trolls, he'll cite all the trolls who pretended to be girls to mess with him. He does both of these and doesn't see the inconsistency.

 

[bradsternum]

A fun story on another topic, I have recently imagined myself dressed
in my feminine outfit and makeup in a bar full of lesbians (I got the
silly idea that I would likely fit in at a lesbian bar). LOL I found
a successful woman in the bar, we talked; she was fascinated with my
stories; I liked her too; we went back to her place; I warned her that
I was actually a male; she was surprised, yet curious and willing to
try me; we did it. And here's a fun, kinky part, we did it in
lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag. Again,
this was only pretend in my head. If this turns you on, good. It was
fun for me anyway.

Does Chris just not get the meaning of the word "lesbian"?

Apparently not. I double face palm'd when I read that.

He's just such a stud he can turn Lesbians STRAIGHT.

 

[During the Stone Age]

Fascinating stuff, this'll be very fun to read through.

Last Sunday, My mother comes upstairs and yells at me about how She Thinks I'm turning queer from being Tomgirly and Feminine, AND she fears that I would kill her. Hand to God, I would never kill Anyone, including my own mother and father. Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer; murder is Morally Wrong; I care about my mother and father Very Much.

Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer

 

[brooklynbailiff]

He probably saw "scissoring" on "South Park."

 

[Male]

He's just such a stud he can turn Lesbians STRAIGHT.

He can also apparently be mistaken as a girl.

 

[calicojack]

lol. Also INB4 "Kaka Kreshanda", "KaKa HooHoo", and "KaKa Cholita" names are taken on this forum. Seriously, where the fuck does he get all these names?

 

[Plissken]

Fascinating stuff, this'll be very fun to read through.

Last Sunday, My mother comes upstairs and yells at me about how She Thinks I'm turning queer from being Tomgirly and Feminine, AND she fears that I would kill her. Hand to God, I would never kill Anyone, including my own mother and father. Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer; murder is Morally Wrong; I care about my mother and father Very Much.

Violence and Murder is Rarely the answer

He says that, even though he has threatened death to various trolls in the past, and has brutally maimed/ killed people in his comic casually.

He's just such a stud he can turn Lesbians STRAIGHT.

He can also apparently be mistaken as a girl.

Not unless the person making the mistake is blind and deaf.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He's just such a stud he can turn Lesbians STRAIGHT.

He can also apparently be mistaken as a girl.

HE IS A MAN!