@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[WardTrangler]

I had something with basil in it, r u happy now ayy lawgs?
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I knew something was always missing from mound dweller content. It was the subtitles.

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

I think this guys food looks pretty okay, his heritage chicken hens looks evenly roasted, they're pretty expensive in the UK too. Rich guy.

 

[souschef]

I had something with basil in it, r u happy now ayy lawgs?
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You could have finished those raviolis on a pan with butter, then gradually tossed in the sauce instead of dumping it all like an ape

3.5/10 before chimping out
2/10 after chimping out

Your biggest grade from me so far, congratulations!

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

Other than the raw meat, i can see a tired slav eating most of this after a shift. Yall probably don't put much into presentation either.

You’re not wrong. The only thing that’s missing is raw onion cut into wedges. Yummm

 

[BikeLock]

At least this nigga makes his sandwiches out of a baguette or fresh ciabatta roll.

Outside of that... The British empire clearly existed to acquire seasoning for their shitty food. And people who know how to make food edible with "cooking".

 

[Rango Dango]

Did you dump an entire salt shaker out or something???

i missed mb

 

[Ghostface Killah]

That pasta is some wild work

 

[Wild Wild Wisteria]

They WANT IT that way.

@Mound Dweller
Brown sauce on undercooked steak
@Mound Dweller
French fries beside a raw steak
@Mound Dweller
Green veggies are lame & gay
I want it that way

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Where's the cat plushie?

I ate it all, and then latter I had a normal poo. It was not cold on the inside.

The poo?

 

[Begemot]

@Mound Dweller
Brown sauce on undercooked steak
@Mound Dweller
French fries beside a raw steak
@Mound Dweller
Green veggies are lame & gay
I want it that way


Where's the cat plushie?


The poo?

I guess I can add his cat concubine....

 

[The Lurky 1]

I guess I can add his cat concubine....

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Make the cat more brazillian, and vomiting everywhere

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Why? Is part of the deep magic I have missed?

@souschef Is why mound has the cat plush, and he is Brapzillian

 

[Begemot]

Make the cat more brazillian, and vomiting everywhere

Why? Is part of the deep magic I have missed?

 

[Nickel Silver]

I guess I can add his cat concubine....

I didn't know @Mound Dweller was an ultra degenerate furry.

 

[Begemot]

I didn't know @Mound Dweller was an ultra degenerate furry

He hides it with a cloying irony.

 

[Begemot]

A new path...