@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[souschef]

Define , if you can? Commiserations on your conventionality, you square.
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woe upon you

 

[AMHOLIO]

@Mound Dweller
It's time to try carrots.

I like them cooked in a pot with a small pat of butter, salt, a little brown sugar, and a little ginger. Cook them at a decent low heat and check for tenderness, with a bit of crunch. Raw is also good alone or in a salad.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

@Mound Dweller If you like peas, you can always puree cooked carrots and onions into the peas with nice chunks of smoked pork on top for a soup.

 

[Nickel Silver]

I of course despise all spawn of the grown-earth

Then explain your generous appetite for potato chips.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't know if it will be featured since I can only request, so I shall put this here. Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy.

 

[Begemot]

I gots some meat for dis bloodmouth. 20 inches of it, huh.

 

[The Lurky 1]

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I don't know if it will be featured since I can only request, so I shall put this here. Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy.

Now what if mound follows his brothers of the north and make all his veggies scottish (deep frying everything)

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

We've scared him with all this veggie talk

 

[Mound Dweller]

We've scared him

Ontologically impossible

Spoiler: Contente Anglois

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I thought you didn't like fruit, why are you drinking a wine based aperitif?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy.

If he doesn't like eating veggies what about drinking them (V8 or another vegetable juice)?

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[Prokhor Zakharov]

Now what if mound follows his brothers of the north and make all his veggies scottish (deep frying everything)

It's been proven that deep frying anything basically completely destroys its nutritional value, by ruining vitamins, antioxidants, polyphenols, replaces any good fats with bad fats, and if you don't fry in a vacuum, any starches turn into some amount of acrylamide, which is fantastic for causing cancer. So, frying food is basically the best way to turn something that may have had nutritious value and was good for you into something that is now going to contribute to your cancer risk in a meaningful way.

 

[souschef]

We've scared him with all this veggie talk

I'll have a nice gratinated cauliflouwer with bechamel and parmesan tomorrow, i can't wait

Sucks to be Mound Dweller and being unable to partake such pleasures

 

[The best and greatest]

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I don't know if it will be featured since I can only request, so I shall put this here. Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy.

How hard is it to just steam some brocolli or panfry some asparagus to go with your hamburgerpizzasteak @Mound Dweller

 

[chalkyresidue]

Wow all these red line users up in this thread

 

[Otterly]

Some people aren’t just picky, picky you can get over with enough hunger. A subset of those people cannot eat a whole bunch of things. It causes them intense distress.
I have some experience of this- feel free to DM me if you’d like some ways of sneaking veg into things to give to people who can detect homeopathic quantities of veg.
do you like home baked chocolate muffins for example? I can bake them using courgette for moisture and you’d never know.
(I am aware this is both an abomination and a betrayal, but she who has never faced a glut of home grown courgettes may cast the first stone.)

 

[Mound Dweller]

I am aware this is both an abomination and a betrayal

There is no curse in Gaelic, Brythonic, or the tongues of mutts for this treachery.

 

[Otterly]

There is no curse in Gaelic, Brythonic, or the tongues of mutts for this treachery.

I know, but there’s never any of them left over, even when I say what’s in them.

 

[Begemot]

There is no curse in Gaelic, Brythonic, or the tongues of mutts for this treachery.

Well. You are a Welsh patriot so you would know.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I don't know if it will be featured since I can only request, so I shall put this here. Please suggest delicious veggies and fruits to mound dweller before he dies of scurvy.

What if he blended his veggies into a very fine consistency, and mixed them into sauces? You can pour the mush into an ice cube tray, and freeze individual veggie-cubes for easy mixing and consumption. I do this to get more veggies into my diet, and you hardly notice them in sauces.