mother nature lost - livestream 8/24/2021 - in which Amber says Wipey is there but she won't let her even wave to the camera

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

That's her sexy top for sexy time, you haaydurr. We get to see every flubble and glumpf, of course she's going to wear that to meet the Love That Was Greater Than Lard Love. What could be more come-hither than the gentle yeasty undulations encased in cheap nylon netting with mysterious bulges straining to break free like some collision between sausages and trypophobia? It's dead erotic.

Wipey sounds like the level of sentience we'd expect, ie. barely above mould. She's got the ultimate Tactile Learning Experience toy as she tries to work out which of the indeterminate bulges are supposed to be an erogenous zone (or even human.) Is that a tit? Nope, it's Albert's spare side-udder flopping gently over her best Wommart leggeeeeeenz, the ones with only five holes in. Or this? Nope, that's the lymphedoema. See? Hours of endless fun to be had.

I have Option 5. She's the ultimate in thrill-seeking spelunkers, determined to make it past the famed Cheese Pillars and into the unknown, armed with nothing but a peg on her nose and a tin of spray paint for tagging purposes.. Will the underside of the mighty fupa forevermore be adorned with a fading "Wip3Y woz 'ere" with naught but a hand sticking out from one of the folds to mark where she met her untimely demise?

I keep saying that farmers are amongst the literary legends that exist in this world. I keep being proved right time and again.

They're doing absolutely fuck all apart from giggling nervously on YT streams while sipping Smirnoff Ice and eating Steak n' Bakes on Amber's mattress, point blank period. Wipey is already walking Twinkie because there's no way Amber can do it; taking the dog for a walk would be the kind of nice thing they could do together if Amber wasn't housebound.

You'd think Big Al might open the purse for some icy cold 40s at least. Smirnoff is white girl bullshit "alcohol".

I know Amber will soon regale us with tales of wild lezbeeen clit stuff but if she can't even wipe her own shelf arse how the fuck is she going to have anything approximating sex?

EDIT: me fail english?

Based on Big Al's evolution over the past nine years, I'd wager that "approximating sex" is being generous. I don't think Becky and Big Al ever had sex.

there's shopping and Cheesecake factory but she can't even do that anymore. she could scooty puff around target and walmart for us but instead, we have to watch nickoado avocado pretend to be AL doing it.

He's better at it than she, so I count that a win for team parody.

Becky is out and Wifey is in before the bed is cold and the sheets are changed -

Lezbereal. Those sheets probably haven't been changed in months.

Everything we are going to be told will be a lie - I do not believe their relationship will be sexual and I do not believe this woman is a skinny athletic self-employed WOC. I just can't see a women with those credentials tying herself to the burden that is Amber

No smart person would, but as we are reminded day after day, there are plenty of stupid people in this world. I was reading a book on swindlers, and I think the very literal heavy lifting (and smell) involved in conning Big Al would drive off even the most determined grifters, leaving only those with serious mental issues.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

If you have the stomach and lack of dignity for it, some might think it's a sweet deal; free room, board, car, all the fast food you can eat and all the Wommart tshirts your heart could ever desire for the low low price of your self respect and being at Amber's beck and call 24/7.

 

[pistolwhipped]

If you have the stomach and lack of dignity for it, some might think it's a sweet deal; free room, board, car, all the fast food you can eat and all the Wommart tshirts your heart could ever desire for the low low price of your self respect and being at Amber's beck and call 24/7.

Sweet deal or indentured servitude?

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

If you have the stomach and lack of dignity for it, some might think it's a sweet deal; free room, board, car, all the fast food you can eat and all the Wommart tshirts your heart could ever desire for the low low price of your self respect and being at Amber's beck and call 24/7.

Do you have to supply you own gasmask?

Less 'Mother Nature Lost' more 'Mother Nature Gave Up'

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I had totally forgotten to add my dislike to it. Solved! And also, 3K+. There's just something magical about it.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

We have all done silly things and put ourselves in uncomfortable situations in life as we were growing up for a laugh. Let's say that Wipey is still Butchiee9 who we recently discovered is around 18 to 20 at the absolute most. Let's say that she is just there to troll.

What if she started with this troll adventure by messaging her seeing how far she would get, was surprised that she's one of the few that got through to Amber and got to interact with her one on one. Then it escalated and the invite came so she thought fuck it, I'll go and spend a week with the actual Amberlynn and be the "ultimate troll" like Isabella Janke style (who eventually planned to meet up with Chris at the convention and hotel).

What's taking a week out of your life during some down time from college to have a laugh? Gather as much dirt and stuff as possible, take all the gifts and money then go home and block her on all channels.

That’s a whole new level of commitment. Who the hell would wipe and clean someone else’s butt for “free”, that’s not related or family or whatever??? You couldn’t pay me enough.