mother nature lost - livestream 8/24/2021 - in which Amber says Wipey is there but she won't let her even wave to the camera

[StrawberryDouche]

Totally not surprised that when Amber was a kid, she used to lick the Easter eggs to find out what flavor they were. She's still licking the windows to see how many it takes to get to the center.

 

[Fupacabra]

Becky is comfortable for her, as much as she despises her. You can tell by how much of an unfiltered bitch she is around Becky. But around Wifey she acts like a shy, giggly girl with a crush. She even seems a bit nervous around her. She can’t be her true self around wipey just yet and still has to try to hide her worst qualities (which those are already documented multiple places online so lol good luck) or else she risks losing her new butler.

I got an impression that Amber is afraid or intimidated by Wipey. Maybe I’m wrong… but there was something uneasy about their communication.

 

[celtichaze]

They don’t know each other. Imagine talking to a person online for a few weeks, then telling everyone you want to get married without even meeting up first. Yeah, it’s weird as hell.

(Edit: can’t spell too good.)

 

[Witch Bitch]

Well the average couple of their age meeting in the flesh for the first time would probably not get out of bed for a few days -

This is easy! Amber already doesnt move from her bed

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If I was dumb enough to donate a single cent to this whale's shitty livestream, I would have asked what their plans are for the next few days. Because... what are the plans? It's not like Hamber can give Wipey a tour around the local area- she gets winded from walking 10 feet to the fridge. Sitting on the couch playing uno is gonna get real old real quick, and stuffing Amber's fat ass into a car is no easy feat either. Are they not bored out of their minds?

The Nuke reads here, I'm sure, so maybe they will ask? The problem, as I've seen in the output is that Big Al seems to be ignoring them. But at least they're willing to ask, repping haydur nation.

There are very few plans these two could make. They can't just walk anywhere, even though that's usually what cities are for: Big Al can't walk, no matter what fucking lie she tells about her supposed stamina. Likewise, they're not spending days in bed doing the strictly clitly thing, because Big Al can't lie flat for very long before her own weight will crush her insides and she won't be able to breathe. On that note, I can only imagine that Big Al would probably sound like an 80 year old man who smokes four packs a day and now wheezes with emphysema and COPD if there were a sustained period of sexytimes going on. Who knows, maybe she keeps a defib case next to her floor mattress, just in case. And then there's the eating. They can't drive anywhere, and Big Al isn't taking an Uber anywhere. So: no activities, all takeout, all the time, no stimulating conversations (and no stimulating non-conversational activities). Just sitting around with a total stranger and a 600 pound behemoth who in turn cackles and wheeze laughs, as if everything is just the funniest thing ever, with neither of them having anything in common. That last part should be comfortable enough for Big Al, since it defined her relationship with Becky.

EYA: Tuesday's live is nearing that magical 3K dislikes, and the thing is only at 80K views. Tsk, Big Al. You'll need to do better than this to reclaim the crown from Chantal.

 

[ADHD]

Becky currently has the car, it seems. Amber chose not to text her a chatter's question yesterday because: "Becky's driving"

Now, that sure is interesting, isn't it? She's supposed to be in quarantine, yet she's also out driving around. Where could she be going? How would Amber know that Becky was driving right at that very second and not already at her destination? It's almost like Amber just didn't want pass the question on to Becky.

 

[King Fructose]

Now, that sure is interesting, isn't it? She's supposed to be in quarantine, yet she's also out driving around. Where could she be going? How would Amber know that Becky was driving right at that very second and not already at her destination? It's almost like Amber just didn't want pass the question on to Becky.

Maybe Amber had her former butler chipped so she could see exactly how far from the apartment she was on her food runs. Gotta make sure she's not out serving other Lexington deathfats y'all!!

 

[Xenomorph]

They don’t know each other. Imagine talking to a person online for a few weeks, then telling everyone you want to get married without even meeting up first. Yeah, it’s weird as hell.

(Edit: can’t spell too good.)

Recluse Rotundous Lesbianus Domesticus become deranged with clamoring on to anyone that shows them the slightest attention, they go gunts to the wall with cranking that speed of the relationship higher than their blood pressure.

 

[Miltank]

Theory:

Al is so uncomfortable because she was convinced Wipey was a lesbian like her but then they met in person and she realized Wipey is a dude, hence the discomfort. Not one of my fav theories but haven't seen it said yet.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Recluse Rotundous Lesbianus Domesticus become deranged with clamoring on to anyone that shows them the slightest attention, they go gunts to the wall with cranking that speed of the relationship higher than their blood pressure.

Fucking poetic!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

These streams are shit amber

Ftfy

 

[Tiny Clanger]

That sheer mesh top seems to be making a lot of reoccurring appearances as of late.
Me thinks it’s one if the few items that can still fit around her bodys.

That's her sexy top for sexy time, you haaydurr. We get to see every flubble and glumpf, of course she's going to wear that to meet the Love That Was Greater Than Lard Love. What could be more come-hither than the gentle yeasty undulations encased in cheap nylon netting with mysterious bulges straining to break free like some collision between sausages and trypophobia? It's dead erotic.

Wipey sounds like the level of sentience we'd expect, ie. barely above mould. She's got the ultimate Tactile Learning Experience toy as she tries to work out which of the indeterminate bulges are supposed to be an erogenous zone (or even human.) Is that a tit? Nope, it's Albert's spare side-udder flopping gently over her best Wommart leggeeeeeenz, the ones with only five holes in. Or this? Nope, that's the lymphedoema. See? Hours of endless fun to be had.

I have Option 5. She's the ultimate in thrill-seeking spelunkers, determined to make it past the famed Cheese Pillars and into the unknown, armed with nothing but a peg on her nose and a tin of spray paint for tagging purposes.. Will the underside of the mighty fupa forevermore be adorned with a fading "Wip3Y woz 'ere" with naught but a hand sticking out from one of the folds to mark where she met her untimely demise?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

They're doing absolutely fuck all apart from giggling nervously on YT streams while sipping Smirnoff Ice and eating Steak n' Bakes on Amber's mattress, point blank period. Wipey is already walking Twinkie because there's no way Amber can do it; taking the dog for a walk would be the kind of nice thing they could do together if Amber wasn't housebound.

I know Amber will soon regale us with tales of wild lezbeeen clit stuff but if she can't even wipe her own shelf arse how the fuck is she going to have anything approximating sex?

EDIT: me fail english?

 

[Insulin reid]

Now, that sure is interesting, isn't it? She's supposed to be in quarantine, yet she's also out driving around. Where could she be going? How would Amber know that Becky was driving right at that very second and not already at her destination? It's almost like Amber just didn't want pass the question on to Becky.

I think Becky is doing uber and uber eats as a way to get money. Amber doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself so if Becky was 'forced' (amber screeching no don't come back, the rona is gonna kill me) to quarantine somewhere else I'm pretty sure Becky just shrugged it off and started doing the job she got to be independent of amber anyway. Big al of course doesn't care about strangers so Becky doing uber and delivering food isn't a problem to her. Shes just driving. She thinks she's just being coy. She probably asked Becky a million times what she's up to and Becky probably said just working for a couple hours so amber would know what's going on and would leave her alone. Even with another woman, amber still needs to have full control over Becky and know exactly what she's doing and when.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

They're doing absolutely fuck all apart from giggling nervously on YT streams while sipping Smirnoff Ice and eating Steak n' Bakes on Amber's mattress, point blank period. Wipey is already walking Twinkie because there's no way Amber can do it; taking the dog for a walk would be the kind of nice thing they could do together if Amber wasn't housebound.

I know Amber will soon regale us with tales of wild lezbeeen clit stuff but if she can't even wipe her own shelf arse how the fuck is she going to have anything approximating sex?

EDIT: me fail english?

What would they do if she was mobile anyway? Amber has zero interests in anything. I don't know what there is to see and do in Kentucky but if anything cultural is out of the question. Maybe if there is a Camera Viewfinder Museum where she can pout at herself.

I think the only cultural activity I have seen Amber on was that time she went to see Creedence Clearwater Revival.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think Becky is doing uber and uber eats as a way to get money. Amber doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself so if Becky was 'forced' (amber screeching no don't come back, the rona is gonna kill me) to quarantine somewhere else I'm pretty sure Becky just shrugged it off and started doing the job she got to be independent of amber anyway. Big al of course doesn't care about strangers so Becky doing uber and delivering food isn't a problem to her. Shes just driving. She thinks she's just being coy. She probably asked Becky a million times what she's up to and Becky probably said just working for a couple hours so amber would know what's going on and would leave her alone. Even with another woman, amber still needs to have full control over Becky and know exactly what she's doing and when.

Becky has been working for a while and having no skills or experience for any work, driving for UberEats or DoorDash is probably the only thing she can do. This way, Amber was probably with Becky in the car while doing delivery. This is why she was complaining to be so busy at the beginning of the summer, missing a couple of live streams. This is why Amber knows that Becky was driving.

I think that Becky is likely already gone and I do not believe the quarantine explanation. Amber said that she may not be moving, now that she has a new carer, and that Becky can leave anytime she wants.

 

[497]

What would they do if she was mobile anyway? Amber has zero interests in anything. I don't know what there is to see and do in Kentucky but if anything cultural is out of the question. Maybe if there is a Camera Viewfinder Museum where she can pout at herself.

I think the only cultural activity I have seen Amber on was that time she went to see Creedence Clearwater Revival.

there's shopping and Cheesecake factory but she can't even do that anymore. she could scooty puff around target and walmart for us but instead, we have to watch nickoado avocado pretend to be AL doing it.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What would they do if she was mobile anyway? Amber has zero interests in anything. I don't know what there is to see and do in Kentucky but if anything cultural is out of the question. Maybe if there is a Camera Viewfinder Museum where she can pout at herself.

I think the only cultural activity I have seen Amber on was that time she went to see Creedence Clearwater Revival.

You forgot pawing at things in Wommart and going out for ornje chikin.

EDIT: can't even say I was ninja'd I was beaten by a good half hour lmao

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I agree with the ongoing and growing theory that there is no CV quarantine and Amber just used it as a convenient reason for Becky not being there for the 2 weeks that Wifey is meant to be. That would explain why Amber said that Becky was uncontactable because she was driving - Amber knew she was driving because she does 'Uber Eats'

Becky is out and Wifey is in before the bed is cold and the sheets are changed -

Everything we are going to be told will be a lie - I do not believe their relationship will be sexual and I do not believe this woman is a skinny athletic self-employed WOC. I just can't see a women with those credentials tying herself to the burden that is Amber

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The only way Becky is coming back is to collect the rest of her stuff and return to her family/ Eric and Ricky/ wherever she has (hopefully) lined up. She has outlived her usefulness. Amber has managed to recruit a new servant; whether it's twue wub between them matters not. Amber cannot live on her own and no one is more acutely aware of this than she is.