✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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There's so much going on and yet all I can see are her uncovered grays.
 
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Shirley x Marilyn (x Charles?) Manson, - glamour and rock star appeal
Getting heavy Genesis P Orridge/ORLAN vibes from that lower candid one. (Just the "degenerate plastic surgery disaster" parts though, not the "actual original artist" parts)

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ETA: Idgi with that look. ^ How is "bratty urban big-ass Kardashian consumer" supposed to go with "sitting on my bed strumming my guitar with grunge wall backdrop." It's like she wandered on to the wrong set.
 
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datalounge had an interesting thread on her in comparison to Crawford. https://www.datalounge.com/thread/21286579-is-madonna-today’s-joan-crawford-
I wonder if any of the kids will drop a "mommy dearest" memoir at some point.
 
Why does that forward head tilt and death glare make her look demented and like something out of a horror movie?

That's the feral look the movie monster gives right before it's human disguise drops and it kills you.
 
There once was a lady named Madonna
Grow another day older, she didn't wanna
She was slutty as fuck
And with any good luck
She'll adopt all the kids in Botswana
 
I know she's attempting some sort of sexy thigh high thing going on here but all I can think of is those elderly support stockings
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I did some Googling on this Halloween costume and the media couldn't quite work out what she was supposed to be - a lot said Queen of Hearts, but apparently it was supposed to be Queen Elizabeth I
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A makeup artist, hairdresser (wigmaker?), bespoke corset maker, Miu Miu, a professional photographer and a team of three stylists were apparently involved in Madonna doing fancy dress at home with her kids and going largely unnoticed in the press.
 
I forgot to post these….gems?

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I honestly don’t understand what’s going on in those green shorts…the TikTok in motion was even worse.…

So I’m including the TikTok here:




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Is she miming fingering herself?

Yes…..

It would be raunchy-funny-maybe-cringe if she looked more natural and aged (probably anyway… think of the old ladies acting up in “Grandma’s Boy…), but her antics combined with overdone plastic surgery from the Uncanny Valley just drips with desperation and weakness….

She thinks she’s being shocking, artistic and provocative when shes really just being retarded, soulless and cringe
 
I'm wondering after 'Ray of Light' if she didn't end up having a midlife crisis. That's the only thing I can come up with her going from looking like she started aging gracefully and giving off an almost 'regal' look, to a 60-some year old trying desperately to look 20 again like she thinks she can somehow stave off Father Time and the Grim Reaper.
 
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I forgot to post these….gems?

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I honestly don’t understand what’s going on in those green shorts…the TikTok in motion was even worse.…

So I’m including the TikTok here:


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Edited to include the horrifying TikTok
She really likes those red shorts. I think I've seen about 10 horrifying tiktoks of her showing off her ass implants in them
 
I forgot to post these….gems?

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I honestly don’t understand what’s going on in those green shorts…the TikTok in motion was even worse.…

So I’m including the TikTok here:


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Edited to include the horrifying TikTok
Looking at these pictures gives me that uncanny valley vibe. It seems like a soul inhabiting a pile of plastic, some form of real living hell.
 
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