✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[Unabomber Eleven]

Now she’s channeling her inner Marilyn Manson…

 

[Iron Hamster]

Discount edgy Pippy Longstockings

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I don’t know how this got by me the other day (I think I “forgot” about it as a trauma response so I can still sleep at night…), but…these freckles are…I really can’t find words…




The text bar above is just vomit inducing and sad


I think she thinks she’s giving this:







But it’s really more like:

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You’re being kind, a mid-life crisis happens in your early 40’s (or late 30’s). Madonna is eligible for Medicare and Social Security. It’s only a mid-life crisis if she lives to 130. This is an elderly-crisis or dementia onset.

Dementia is a bitch.

 

[Malory]

I don’t know how this got by me the other day (I think I “forgot” about it as a trauma response so I can still sleep at night…), but…these freckles are…I really can’t find words…

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The text bar above is just vomit inducing and sad


I think she thinks she’s giving this:

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But it’s really more like:

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“Baby”

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I don’t know how this got by me the other day (I think I “forgot” about it as a trauma response so I can still sleep at night…), but…these freckles are…I really can’t find words…

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The text bar above is just vomit inducing and sad


I think she thinks she’s giving this:

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But it’s really more like:

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Sweet Jesus the freckles. It's because freckles fade (or go away completely) as you age. What's next, Madonna claims she just lost her first tooth lmao
Also the whole riding crop thing is so try-hard. In 2022 you can buy them at the mall, if there's anything in your local mall other than tumbleweeds. Nobody cares.

 

[Barbarella]

Being edgy in the 80s or 90s is not the same as being edgy in 2022.

It’d be more edgy if she did this stuff without all the plastic surgery and as a regular 64 year old woman. It’d be edgy if she yeeted the teats and added a rotdog. It’d be edgy if she wore Maga hats.

Biting a whip with a mask on? Geez, been done Granny.

 

[PetuniaBlueOrchid]

Fake freckles was somewhat a trends back in 2017.
So nice, almost 6 years delay, grandma.
She not only mimicking young women, at this point she's basically mimicking brats.

Channeling her inner Bodganoff now and whatever is in her body wants to leave asap:

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Being edgy in the 80s or 90s is not the same as being edgy in 2022.

It’d be more edgy if she did this stuff without all the plastic surgery and as a regular 64 year old woman. It’d be edgy if she yeeted the teats and added a rotdog. It’d be edgy if she wore Maga hats.

Biting a whip with a mask on? Geez, been done Granny.

I don't think she's trying to be 'edgy' she's trying to be 'risqué'.

That worked for her in the 80's and 90's but in today's society we have Minnesota lawyers publicly shilling sex toys and high ranking government officials giving BDSM speeches when they're not stealing women's suitcases.

If she wants to be 'edgy' she should make her black kids wear 'White Lives Matter' shirts in a photo while wearing MAGA hats and burning an LGBTQ+ flag.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

What's next, Madonna claims she just lost her first tooth lmao

Don't give her ideas. There was the gold tooth around the Erotica/Sex era. It looked shit and ugly then, though an improvement on the crappy grandma grills of recent.

Her eyebrows - or lack of them - looked crap back in 1992/3 too (Deeper And Derper video IIRC), especially as her eyebrows were an iconic part of her look until then. Returning to that look 30 years on with her over stretched Mekon forehead - ugh, just... no.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Same energy:

 

[Lord Quackers]

Same energy:
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She's slowly turning in to Pete Burns

 

[Tombigbee]

She's slowly turning in to Pete Burns

Well truthful we really don’t know what she actually looks like at this point.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

She’s doing a remake of the Grinch for Christmas

 

[taco freak]

Well truthful we really don’t know what she actually looks like at this point.

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The filler migrated to her brain. She looks like she's wearing two masks of herself.

 

[For The Internet]

All she had to do to be subversive in hollywood was embrace her aging ass. Being sexy in your sixties is objectively pretty hard to do, especially without any work. All she had to do was eat well, exercise and not get dodgy work. She could have proven that you can be (mostly) natural and sexy in your sixties and resisting the siren song of filtering and surgery would have been a subversive act.

But nah, let's just chuck on a shitty grill and sing about how she's gonna drink and party all night long because bitch, she's Madonna.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Well truthful we really don’t know what she actually looks like at this point.

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That first pic is pure Baby Jane Hudson.

 

[MirrorNoir]

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She’s doing a remake of the Grinch for Christmas

More like trying to look like a discount cosplay of Shirley Manson, circa the release of Garbage's first album.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

More like trying to look like a discount cosplay of Shirley Manson, circa the release of Garbage's first album.

Shirley x Marilyn (x Charles?) Manson, - glamour and rock star appeal

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Oh…


Oh no….


No no no no no….















Seriously…it looks like a sexually deviant Bratz doll, a NASCAR driver and a Fentanyl addict got together to create this look….