Life Lessons we have learned from Bella and Co. - AKA How not to end up as the most hated person on the internet in a week

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Lesson 1: Don't pozload my neghole. Stay away from lolcows, don't talk to them, don't talk to people who talk to them. Just laugh from a distance.

Lesson 2: Don't do gayops. You're putting dozens of hours into fucking around with whiteknights/weens/orbiters just to have a chance of getting a crumb of internet clout, and if you fail you get vilified for life. It's not worth it.

Lesson 3: Don't start shit. You see another lolcow observer start to commit the mistakes in lesson 1 and 2, just point it out to others and move on. If they respond to you, they're trying to start a fight with you to divert attention. If they try to explain themselves to you, they're trying to rope you in to their bullshit. Don't interact with them at all. Just let them call you a retard and move on. They'll eventually get what they deserve.

Lesson 4: Seriously just don't do anything that gets you involved with lolcows dude. You're not the next Clyde Cash; he was a result of a highly organised trolling scheme that planned how to fuck around with Chris meticulously and you're just an autist on Discord talking to other autists.

Some of you in this subforum need to learn this. I came here to laugh at ILJ, not you.
 
Don't boil hamsters and brag about it.
Don't collect CP and brag about it.
Don't have disgusting fart, scat, and cat piss fetishes, and if you do, don't brag about it.
Don't (and this is a big one, look what happened to Woof) fuck with Black Labs, they are protected by Nemesis and the Erinyes, the Greek goddesses of vengeance.
Don't have such bad hygiene a literal pig finds you abhorrent.
Don't cultivate strains of fungicide resistant Mycellium growths on your feet (and if you do, don't brag about it).
Don't use Discord to run your gay ops.
Actually, just don't use Discord.
Don't attempt said gay ops against the Internets most documented retard and think you can be I Anonymous.
Don't challenge fucking Kiwi Farms to dox you if you do any of the above.
Know when you're beaten, and don't keep grinding your foul booger shedding yeast filled vulva against the hornets nest.
 
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