Life Lessons we have learned from Bella and Co. - AKA How not to end up as the most hated person on the internet in a week

[TayandYou]

I think this whole saga has provided us with many opportunities to learn from the hilarious failures of Bella and posse, it would be wise to document them so that future generations won't make the same mistakes in life and end up as the next "best trolls on history"

I'll start off with a few off the top of my head

• Reduce your 4chan consumption
• When the best documented person in history ends up in jail, a lot of people will have a lot of spare time to look into any weens that might have been fucking with him
• Do not plan gayops on Chris if you have skeletons in your closet
• If you are exposed as a ween, all your acquaintances will be interviewed
• Do not use your real name as your trollsona

 

[Princerrr]

If your friends are doing weird shit on the internet or boiling hamsters in their living room and you know about it - disassociate immediately or you’ll go down with them too.

 

[Aldora]

Stay off of Discord.

 

[Caesar]

you covered most of it but i would also add "wash before your nails become radioactive" to the list, @Bonktrash

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

Don't pozload my neghole.

 

[Henry Hill]

don't be a sociopath
if you absolutely must be a le epic trole work alone because your friends will most assuredly squeal like a pig at the very slightest hint of heat

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

Don't try to make someone fuck their mother and then kill themselves.

 

[TayandYou]

Don't try to make someone fuck their mother and then kill themselves.

Apparently that's quite hard to do in this day and age

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Shower at least once

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Your daddy can't buy you out of every fuck up you make

 

[Snack Cracker]

All I really have to say is don’t put a huge spotlight on yourself by majorly fucking with the original cow while being a animal abusing nazi.
That’s a great way to get people who all hate each other to hate one person at once.

 

[Hurgle Blurk]

If you absolutely must commit several hundred different crimes, do not do all of them at the same time and do not, then, brag about every single one of them on Discord.

 

[Zirnwyb]

Don't make a bunch of socks and pretend you're someone else while typing like a retard like you always do.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Literally go out touch grass and get hobbies where you can meet people irl.

How to avoid being terminally online and terminally coomer.

Also parenting lesson 101 : throw the router into the fucking sea , get your kid a flip phone anything extra that kid needs to get a job and earn it . Thats how you make sure your kid is fucking outside and socializing with normal people not 4 chan degenerates also work keeps your kid busy and away from the pc and not ending up as deranged coomer .

 

[The Cunting Death]

Commit to doing basic hygiene even if you're not going out unless you want fungus on your taint

 

[Meat Target]

When you're in hot water, your first order of business should be to shut the fuck up and stop posting.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Don't kill small animals for amusement or any other sick reason.

 

[CringeForce99]

OPSEC OPSEC OPSEC

 

[dontcallanyone]

I’ve learned that trying to convince your close IRL friends that the photos of you online aren’t actually you, likely won’t work out.

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

Never pozload my negholep. Especially never try to get inside of the poop's poop brain and get them to do things.