lemon loaf - livestream 9/14/2021

[I am vomit]

I think that Amber is also liderully scared to try new food because the idea of not liking something she's eating terrifies her, because if she can't eat it then what WILL she eat?

Maybe she can miss a few meals while she figures it out. Not like it'd hurt her at all.

 

[Insulin reid]

And therein lies the answer to why she'd fuck up making a sandwich, boils everything to mush, and gets her vegetables from a can. As long as her home cooking is this unpalatable, take out three times a day is the only option, you guise.
She's deliberately repeating those sentence fillers (cute, moment, lidurlee, etc) ad nauseum to piss off those complaining about, the sooper annoying cunt that she is. Question, though - I know cute, fresh, moment etc., we're robbed from Alex Rodriguez (learning to be fearless) - but where is she getting 'love that for.. blah blah' from? She said she made it up, so that's a lie straight off. Is it Trisha Paytas or another youtuber?

We all know she imitates people she sees online and wants go get a positive reaction from people in her life but I don't think she does the repeating herself bullshit because it's pissing off the haydurs. I genuinely think that's all her vocabulary is at this point. Its the unintended consequence of her being the cute helpless blonde stereotype. If you play stupid long enough there isn't any time to expand your vocabulary.
She's played pretend uwu helpless beautiful princess and this is what happens when you play pretend till your 30

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

James charles said "love that for me constantly" a few years back. No idea if he still does but amberlynn is beating it to death in 2021 just like she still says shooketh which was popularized by Christine sydelko in 2017.

Jeffree * says "moment" but usually regarding clothing or makeup. Not describing every single fucking thing in his life like this idiot.

Both of them, but especially "love that" are pretty common in the gay community depending where you're at in the country. She either picked it up from them (most likely) or in general but since she's a strictly clitty homebound lezbeen it's likely a Youtuber.

For those interested here's an amusing Vogue article.

The expression “I love that for you” and its variants (“I love that for me/us/them”) has picked up steam of late. If you’re a culture vulture, you might suspect that its origins could partly be traced back to The Bachelor’s Arie Luyendyk Jr., a living manifestation of compulsory heterosexuality who exclaimed “I love that” in 2018 enough to merit a three-minute compilation video. It’s now become a widely used phrase within queer communities, appearing even as the title of an LGBTQ+ lifestyle blog.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

At the start of this whole Becky-break-up/new Wipey arc, I initially thought that Amber & Becky would reconcile once Wipey proved to be a dead-end. Not because there was ever any real connection between the two, but because Amber is so transactional and manipulative that it just seemed she would orchestrate a way to keep Becky at her side until she had another caretaker lined up.
Becky seems to be a very loyal person and I think Amberlynn thought she would be able to use that to her advantage, but I suspect she is realizing that she massively overplayed her hand with Becky and she no longer has any control or leverage. I guess that big ol' cawknballs in Becky's pants turned out to be more than just gunt fat. Interestingly, she seems to be trying the tactic of "we both agreed that we'd stay till the end of the lease" to try and financially guilt Becky into staying.
I'm so hoping that Becky gets so bigmad at Amberlynn that she starts spitting out the tea like a viper.

If Wipey leaves and Becky moves out, Amberlynn is in pretty dire straights and she knows it. Yes she can order in food etc, but cleaning up after herself and the animals is going to be impossible for her, not to mention if she needs to leave the apartment for medical treatment. I wonder if she'll try and manipulate Meth-mommy to come and look after her?

Am also guessing the therapist called her out on her bullshit and told her that therapy was not going to help her unless she was prepared to put in the effort.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

This was over a year ago -- look how low they hang. It's really easy to see here too that her her right leg is indeed significantly larger than her left.

Also, don't forget about the Hoof & Ankle Sighting thread for a look back at the progression of said ankle balls!

Do your ankle balls hang low
Can you swing them to and fro
Can you drag them on the pavement
Til edema fluid blows?

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

At the start of this whole Becky-break-up/new Wipey arc, I initially thought that Amber & Becky would reconcile once Wipey proved to be a dead-end. Not because there was ever any real connection between the two, but because Amber is so transactional and manipulative that it just seemed she would orchestrate a way to keep Becky at her side until she had another caretaker lined up.
Becky seems to be a very loyal person and I think Amberlynn thought she would be able to use that to her advantage, but I suspect she is realizing that she massively overplayed her hand with Becky and she no longer has any control or leverage. I guess that big ol' cawknballs in Becky's pants turned out to be more than just gunt fat. Interestingly, she seems to be trying the tactic of "we both agreed that we'd stay till the end of the lease" to try and financially guilt Becky into staying.
I'm so hoping that Becky gets so bigmad at Amberlynn that she starts spitting out the tea like a viper.

If Wipey leaves and Becky moves out, Amberlynn is in pretty dire straights and she knows it. Yes she can order in food etc, but cleaning up after herself and the animals is going to be impossible for her, not to mention if she needs to leave the apartment for medical treatment. I wonder if she'll try and manipulate Meth-mommy to come and look after her?

Am also guessing the therapist called her out on her bullshit and told her that therapy was not going to help her unless she was prepared to put in the effort.

Small PL,

My sister has a few personality disorders and manipulation is a big part of them.

My parents tried sending her to therapy from a child to adulthood and they all ended the same way.

1. Go in and lie about everything.
2. After a few sessions,therapist starts to sense something isn't right.
3. Therapist proceeds to call my sister our on her lies.
4. My sister refuses to go back after the " call out" appointment, to the point of being violent.
5. Repeat with a new therapist in a month.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Everyone has been pushing Amber to walk Twinkie outside. Its a nice thought, but if her ankle nub is actually rubbing against the sidewalk, is that actually safe? I mean like if she abrates her foot bulb on cement could it cause a water-balloon moment or another cellulitis go-around?

Worse : Twinkie, now used to eating things dogs aren't supposed to, decides to do a taste test moment of her furmama's fluids

 

[Insulin reid]

Small PL,

My sister has a few personality disorders and manipulation is a big part of them.

My parents tried sending her to therapy from a child to adulthood and they all ended the same way.

I'm sorry you have to deal with that.


as far as Amber goes I bet it's something like
1. Do it online and just trauma dump everything lies and all. She really gives her best performance.
2. After a few sessions online the therapist tries to set groundwork after hearing Amber out and tries to see where work can be done.
3. Therapist starts talking about Amber's responsibilities and work she can do.
The scary adult stuff comes in and a feeling overwhelms her and she can't move forward.
4. Excuses excuses excuses and more bullshit till people stop asking
5. Time passes and new people in her chat start asking honest questions about therapy and then the cycle of a new therapist.

It could be a lot of reasons but in essence I think amber just can't be held responsible. Her entire personality is a wannabe helpless hot girl. If she actually changes she's gonna have to figure out who she is as a person and do actual introspection and grow as a person and not just giggle and eat food and preen herself. Mentalz is scary guys.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm sorry you have to deal with that.


as far as Amber goes I bet it's something like
1. Do it online and just trauma dump everything lies and all. She really gives her best performance.
2. After a few sessions online the therapist tries to set groundwork after hearing Amber out and tries to see where work can be done.
3. Therapist starts talking about Amber's responsibilities and work she can do.
The scary adult stuff comes in and a feeling overwhelms her and she can't move forward.
4. Excuses excuses excuses and more bullshit till people stop asking
5. Time passes and new people in her chat start asking honest questions about therapy and then the cycle of a new therapist.

It could be a lot of reasons but in essence I think amber just can't be held responsible. Her entire personality is a wannabe helpless hot girl. If she actually changes she's gonna have to figure out who she is as a person and do actual introspection and grow as a person and not just giggle and eat food and preen herself. Mentalz is scary guys.

Keyword you said there? "Introspection."

Zero, zip nada, never gonna happen. Nothing, absolutely nothing in this Fat Cow's life is "her" fault. Just ask her. It's not a behavior she will ever learn or acknowledge because her 600 lbs. Is definitely our fault. We tied her up and force fed her whole chickens and platters of 100 shrimp.

Cray-cray, I know.