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- 6 Sty 2018
This bitch talks so slow that I could shoot heroin and still want her to hurry the fuck up.
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- 30 Lis 2018
Yeah amber how dare Becky move out of the apartment that you moved your new grifting shady ass gf into in less than a month. For someone so in love with a new person you seem to still be so clung on to Becky.
Can we also take note that amber no longer binges,walks non stop and wifey cooks her meals and yet amber only weighs 2 lbs less than her Aug 1st weigh in?
Can we also take note that amber no longer binges,walks non stop and wifey cooks her meals and yet amber only weighs 2 lbs less than her Aug 1st weigh in?
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- 5 Cze 2021
May I say that not only does it somehow piss me off worse than her eating spaghetti but her weird hamster chewing lip and mouth smacking drives me nuts when she eats a god damn ice pop thing.
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- 27 Paź 2020
Christ seeing her from a not-so-up close view is horrifying, you really sometimes forget just how gargantuan she is. What the every loving fuck is growing on her right foot?
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- 15 Lis 2014
her ass and frame are the width of a loveseat.. picture that right now look at your couch and knock off a few seats if its a full couch into a two seater..thats amber.
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- 28 Mar 2019
Okay, a little PL, but totally related. I'm in Alabama right now dealing with some moms dementia issues (86 years old). Ain't gonna lie, been fucking tough. Staying with my nephew and his wife. Apparently, moms has a Hamber sized friend she brought over for a Holiday function named Brittany. His wife related to me how scared she was because when Brittany sat down on double-wide chair in the living room, it started groaning and creaking like it was gonna bust apart and kill everybody in the room!
We all know Hamber's black hole gravitational mass has destroyed furniture, so as Regina was relating this to me, I nearly laughed into hysterics!
LOLCOW meets furniture. Death fat cow wins!
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- 30 Lis 2018
It looks like her right ankle is now touching the ground. I noticed when she walked forward when she was standing there she was limping/dragging the leg.
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- 28 Mar 2019
Said same earlier. Shit be dragging ground when she walks. She gonna drain bodily fluid all over everything when those cankle rolls scrape across da floor. The issues that will cause, well... ain't going into gory detail.
Trust the death fat science. To which she is a completely oblivious 13 year old.
Very sad.
notfoodienotbeauty
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- 15 Lut 2021
Wouldn't surprise me. Last time we saw her ankle balls they were almost touching the ground then, and that was about two years ago.
Her right leg also looks much bigger than her left.
8008135
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- 16 Lip 2016
This was over a year ago -- look how low they hang. It's really easy to see here too that her her right leg is indeed significantly larger than her left.
Also, don't forget about the Hoof & Ankle Sighting thread for a look back at the progression of said ankle balls!
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- 12 Maj 2015
Oh, she's had cellulitis several times now. Sometime within the last year, she was at an urgent care and they transferred her to an ER (probably needed IV antibiotics). Those flaps of tissue scraping across the floor have to be very irritated and I'm sure they get infected easily, especially given her horrid hygiene.
ETA: Jade is still there. You can see a computer monitor on the kitchen counter.
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- Dołączono
- 8 Sty 2020
We share the same hatred for this. Why does she eat everything like a fucking squirrel, usually followed by that dumb "surprised" face and accompanying moans when she does stupid taste tests to tell us in exhaustive details that is "tastes soooo good you guize"
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- 3 Cze 2021
When she used to cook for herself and it was just bits of veg in hot water with a grain or bean and too much seasoning. Gorl, no way that tastes soooo good.
If my cooking was that bad, I'd live off orange chicken too.
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- 4 Cze 2020
And therein lies the answer to why she'd fuck up making a sandwich, boils everything to mush, and gets her vegetables from a can. As long as her home cooking is this unpalatable, take out three times a day is the only option, you guise.
She's deliberately repeating those sentence fillers (cute, moment, lidurlee, etc) ad nauseum to piss off those complaining about, the sooper annoying cunt that she is. Question, though - I know cute, fresh, moment etc., we're robbed from Alex Rodriguez (learning to be fearless) - but where is she getting 'love that for.. blah blah' from? She said she made it up, so that's a lie straight off. Is it Trisha Paytas or another youtuber?
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- 3 Cze 2021
The cooking, the veg from tins, the piles of seasoning and things like individual sweet potatoes wrapped in cellophane make me think that Amber doesn't actually like food very much.
She doesn't treat ingredients with respect, as you say she boils them to death.
She seem nervous and grossed out by trying new foods.
She's not into food, she's just addicted to sugar and salt.
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- 10 Mar 2020
Slight PL, but I'm very passionate about food and cooking, I've noticed this also, rewatching her old cooking video compilations by other youtubers. She doesn't actually care about the food itself, she just wants to shove processed junk in her fat fucking moon hole and pretend that isn't the case. It's liderully so good u guize.
Turd Fergusson
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- 28 Lip 2019
Amber has always said that she does not like cooking, so she avoids it as much as possible, and ordering food is far more convenient. I also think that now, she can't stand very long as her back hurts too much. Everything she cooked was either overcooked or overseasoned. no one besides herself eats her food. I suspect that Wifey tried her food and decided that she will do the cooking from now on and Amber will have to eat it.
dingobaby
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- 27 Lis 2019
Everyone has been pushing Amber to walk Twinkie outside. Its a nice thought, but if her ankle nub is actually rubbing against the sidewalk, is that actually safe? I mean like if she abrates her foot bulb on cement could it cause a water-balloon moment or another cellulitis go-around?
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- 18 Kwi 2020
I think that Amber is also liderully scared to try new food because the idea of not liking something she's eating terrifies her, because if she can't eat it then what WILL she eat?
- Dołączono
- 30 Lis 2018
James charles said "love that for me constantly" a few years back. No idea if he still does but amberlynn is beating it to death in 2021 just like she still says shooketh which was popularized by Christine sydelko in 2017.
Jeffree * says "moment" but usually regarding clothing or makeup. Not describing every single fucking thing in his life like this idiot.