Twitter Jace Will Make A Sex Tape

[CWCissey]

I think that assuming Jace can even land a 200kg Juggalo girl is giving him way too much credit.

'Dude, I have like, weed and shit, d'you wanna make a sex tape? TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
'OK then.'

 

[Garmfield]

We will all be shocked when a video of him copulating with a 200kg underage juggalo girl is leaked.

Then we'll have a reason for swatting him.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

'Dude, I have like, weed and shit, d'you wanna make a sex tape? TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
'OK then.'

Dude that's chill.

 

[wheat pasta]

"This is so realistic"

 

[Duke Nukem]

Then we'll have a reason for swatting him.

I'm sure he will fuck up plenty on his own. We might see a repeat of his barricading the door to his room and stuff, though.

 

[bradsternum]

He's hellbent on fulfilling all of the lolcow requirements.
I bet he jizzes in his pants before he can get them off.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He's hellbent on fulfilling all of the lolcow requirements.
I bet he jizzes in his pants before he can get them off.

The Jace Connors Sex Tape

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

So let's pretend he actually goes through with this. For sure someone would inform Mama Conners that her son fucked a hooked and filmed it. Can you imagine the YOUNGMANs a minute?

 

[Bucharest]

ABRIDGED TRANSCRIPT OF JACE CONNORS SEX TAPE

0:00-0:12- Awkward fumbling of camera in poorly lit bedroom
0:12-0:25- Jace turns camera to his face, babbles incoherently about being a gamer and 'getting laid'
0:25-0:52- Jace yells at prostitute, off camera, to get into bed. Constantly interrupts own tirade to yell at mother, off camera, to stop interrupting.
0:52-1:52- Prostitute enters field of vision, due to poor lighting it is difficult to ascertain if prostitute is a pre-op tranny or a burn victim
1:52-2:54- Jace looks back at camera, babbles again some horseshit about being a Marine scout sniper, makes forced comparison between his genitals and a sniper rifle.
2:54-3:23- Prostitute starts to take off Jace's clothing. Jace slaps prostitute's hand away from taking off his sunglasses. Prostitute starts to remove Jace's shirt.
3:23-3:25- Jace lowers head, makes noise akin to being struck in the solar plexus.
3:25-3:29- Prostitute consoles Jace, makes comments that "it happens to a lot of guys"
3:29-5:30- Jace sobs uncontrollably. Prostitute grows more and more confused.
5:30-5:32- Jace violently wretches onto own chest, manages to also vomit onto prostitute's hands.
5:32-5:50- Prostitute declares she is abandoning this job and storms out. Jace yells at back of Prostitute's head.
5:50-6:30- Jace's mom, off camera, scolds Jace for letting strangers into the house.
6:30-6:52- Jace, still blubbering, pulls out marijuana cigarette and shows contents into camera, displaying that the teenager he buys from has sold him a zig-zag paper full of seeds and stems.
6:52-7:30- Jace's brother kicks in door to Jace's bedroom, video ends.

 

[DeckardBane]

ABRIDGED TRANSCRIPT OF JACE CONNORS SEX TAPE

0:00-0:12- Awkward fumbling of camera in poorly lit bedroom
0:12-0:25- Jace turns camera to his face, babbles incoherently about being a gamer and 'getting laid'
0:25-0:52- Jace yells at prostitute, off camera, to get into bed. Constantly interrupts own tirade to yell at mother, off camera, to stop interrupting.
0:52-1:52- Prostitute enters field of vision, due to poor lighting it is difficult to ascertain if prostitute is a pre-op tranny or a burn victim
1:52-2:54- Jace looks back at camera, babbles again some horseshit about being a Marine scout sniper, makes forced comparison between his genitals and a sniper rifle.
2:54-3:23- Prostitute starts to take off Jace's clothing. Jace slaps prostitute's hand away from taking off his sunglasses. Prostitute starts to remove Jace's shirt.
3:23-3:25- Jace lowers head, makes noise akin to being struck in the solar plexus.
3:25-3:29- Prostitute consoles Jace, makes comments that "it happens to a lot of guys"
3:29-5:30- Jace sobs uncontrollably. Prostitute grows more and more confused.
5:30-5:32- Jace violently wretches onto own chest, manages to also vomit onto prostitute's hands.
5:32-5:50- Prostitute declares she is abandoning this job and storms out. Jace yells at back of Prostitute's head.
5:50-6:30- Jace's mom, off camera, scolds Jace for letting strangers into the house.
6:30-6:52- Jace, still blubbering, pulls out marijuana cigarette and shows contents into camera, displaying that the teenager he buys from has sold him a zig-zag paper full of seeds and stems.
6:52-7:30- Jace's brother kicks in door to Jace's bedroom, video ends.

While I like your transcript's optimism, I think mine is much more accurate:

0:00-0:01 Jace violently vomits on the bed with the prostitute laughing at his dick.