Video Jace gets a tarot card reading from Kyle

[FramerGirl420]

This is even more hilarious to me because last night, my friends and I did Tarot readings with our Cards Against Humanity deck. It was actually weirdly accurate.

Also, that poor cat deserves better than being manhandled by a manchild. Seriously, Jacehole, people usually learn how to pet animals by the time they're three.

excuse you. I "DAWWW"'d out loud watching him pet the kitty. It was adorable.

 

[Bismillah]

Tarrot(sic) cards are a form of sihir and are thus ḥarām. Mohammed (Peace Be Unto Him) help Jace if he doesn't repent and return to the love and light of Allah.

It is a fact that since Jace's conversion to Catholicism and the moral decay it has started, he strays further and further from the wisdom and love that are the teachings of the Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Unto Him) and deeper and deeper into the hellfires of ḥarām.

It is without question that the weeks that Jace was a devout and pious Muslim were the best weeks of his life regardless if he was aware of it or not.

If only I could have a moment with Jace and my imam, Jace would submit once again to Allah. You can lead a camel to water but you cant make it drink, يارب ساعدنا .

 

[Golly]

It's like an extended scene from a stoner comedy!

 

[A-№1]

https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/492770144901693441
https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/492770645269164032
No clue why he double tweeted.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XW_rfwseydI

Jace is an obvious twit, but then so is every one else in these snapshots of his life. Sometimes it seems like the up and coming generation is nothing but a sea of useless little autists. I really hope there are rational, upstanding, responsible teens and twenty-somethings out there only we don't see them because they have better things to do than constantly themselves on youtube.

OT: Looks like his friend comes from a fairly well-off family. That looks like a very nice house.

Could be a bad case of affluenza incubating there. Almost all of Jace's social circle seems to have come from "the right side of the tracks". They all seem really, well, sheltered is probably the best word for it. I suppose if they'd grown up on the other side real life might have beat some sense into them by now.

He said that too, when did he pretend to be older? I just remember when he pretended to be younger to look less pathetic.

Back when people were telling him he's too young to be a former marine / seal / whatever. But yeah, he's also pretended lied and said he's younger than he is. He pretends lies pretty easily about things either way depending on which will best serve his needs of the moment. It just amazes me that he thinks people fall for it.

So this "Eli Da Playboy" is a two minute walk (two fucking minutes!) from a beach just chock-a-block full of vacationing European girls and he's going to sit in his hostel playing Runescape? Really? Fuck-a-duck! Did someone redefine the word "playboy" to mean 'dickless lazy-ass stoner kid who sits around playing dipshit games all day'?

I suppose even Hugh Hefner occasionally feels the need to get away from all the attractive, scantily clad nymphs constantly surrounding him and play a little runescape in a quiet room somewhere. But I doubt that's really Eli's issue.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

It's like an extended scene from a stoner comedy!

Pretty much anything involving jace and his freinds are a stoner comedy.

"I dont have tarot cards, so lets just use apples to apples cards"

With all that say, I will give this something: That is one cute pussy.

 

[Dilbertmann]

It's like an extended scene from a stoner comedy!

Yeah, but with a autistic, overreacting Cheech and Chong with a southern accent.

 

[Hunk]

The most important thing to gather from this is that Jace doesn't deal well with cats.

 

[Shadow Fox]

excuse you. I "DAWWW"'d out loud watching him pet the kitty. It was adorable.

I got a little anxious when the cat appeared. Jace is the kind of dipshit I wouldn't trust not to torment a small animal just because it was there.

So he was being kind of inept about it, but I'm glad that at least he was trying to be nice to the cat.

 

[A-Stump]

Tarrot(sic) cards are a form of sihir and are thus ḥarām. Mohammed (Peace Be Unto Him) help Jace if he doesn't repent and return to the love and light of Allah.

It is a fact that since Jace's conversion to Catholicism and the moral decay it has started, he strays further and further from the wisdom and love that are the teachings of the Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Unto Him) and deeper and deeper into the hellfires of ḥarām.

It is without question that the weeks that Jace was a devout and pious Muslim were the best weeks of his life regardless if he was aware of it or not.

If only I could have a moment with Jace and my imam, Jace would submit once again to Allah. You can lead a camel to water but you cant make it drink, يارب ساعدنا .

You could save yourself some time by just saying he'll 9/11

 

[StallChaser]

The most important thing to gather from this is that Jace doesn't deal well with cats.

If only it was a wolf instead of a cat. That would have been quite entertaining.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Dead Fish, Coral Reef, Relaxed, Playful, CD Player, and Stomach Ache.

Jace is going to be living under a pier in the future, listening to an old CD player while blazing up with some playful stoners from out of town. As for the stomach ache, well, he's always puking. Could just be the cheap booze and food found in trash cans that caused it though.

 

[Anonimo]

I can only imagine what his mother would think if she saw this video...

Jace's Mom: TAROT CARDS! GORGYLES! SYKIKS! IT'S ALL DORK SIDED! MAH LITTLE BOY NEEDS JAYSUS!

Also, that poor cat deserves better than being manhandled by a manchild. Seriously, Jacehole, people usually learn how to pet animals by the time they're three.

Just what is it with manchildren like Chris and Jace and their inability to hold cats properly? Is it innate or something?

 

[Dr. Mario]

Kyle confirmed for substitute Voice Actor for Chris from Family Guy.

 

[rhova]

this! Jace is sitting there with his feet on the table and can't even humour his retarded friend's ideas about the "universe" for ten minutes because his addiction to the Xbox is so important.
Also, what the fuck is with those cards?

reminds me of a modern version of The Young Ones

 

[Tiresome]

Are we pretending Jace isn't fake?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Are we pretending Jace isn't fake?

Wow you cracked the code bro

 

[SilentObserver]

Gail isn't going to be happy about this.

 

[Frank_Jaeger]

Oh god that receding hairline. That's pretty bad for someone that's 23 at the oldest

 

[Descent]

Do you think Kyle naturally talks like Jack Nicolson, or does he do it to seem cool?
Also, that poor cat just wants to play :.(

 

[Zim]

Kyle confirmed to be a shitty sounding Jack Nicholson.

Edit: Damn it, Descent! You totally ninja'd me!