Jace Connors, ParkourDude91 General
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🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
Why does he drink Mountain Dew if his balls absorb it?
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- 25 Lut 2013
Absorption through his testes is not an efficient way to 'Do The Dew'.
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- 2 Gru 2014
because mountain dew is chill gaming dude
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- 4 Lut 2014
Because only his balls can absorb it. Our's can't, and due to our conformist society he'd be labeled as a freak.
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- 31 Lip 2013
Because his balls release the dew at the worst possible times, like the time his balls false flagged him to make it look like he pissed himself on stream.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
We know the truth. He did not do the pee pee.
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- 7 Mar 2015
That sped and the MDE guy have some similarities... Obviously the jew curly hair is one, chubby face and receding hair line. I still dont see how people get this guy confused with our commander, Jace has a strong jaw line and broad masculine features.
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- 20 Gru 2014
What's next, gonna compare ear lobes? 
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- 25 Maj 2013
yeah, whatever is going on is kinda fuzzy because of the cam but
makes it clear that there's something up with Jace's eyes. His left is pointing to the side and his right seems to be forward, but his right one might be a runt or dead eye, too. That kid who pretended to be Jace had normal eyes.
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- 31 Gru 2014
That fat kid was just a faggot fail troll like the rest of MDE. The commander did used to be a much fatter individual, but a strict diet of dank weed, Dew, and Doritos has helped him get back into fighting shape. I wouldn't be surprised if he's even skinnier next time we see him, he has been a POW in the Biblecube.
I'm just worried how long it will be until we seem him again. I can totally see Gail and Pastor Faggot trying to play up those battle injuries as 'self harming' to get him in trouble or sent off somewhere. I'm worried that we may be coming up on the Final Act of Deagle Nation if that happens, but I'm hopeful Jace will overcome.
The Dank Knight Rises.
I'm just worried how long it will be until we seem him again. I can totally see Gail and Pastor Faggot trying to play up those battle injuries as 'self harming' to get him in trouble or sent off somewhere. I'm worried that we may be coming up on the Final Act of Deagle Nation if that happens, but I'm hopeful Jace will overcome.
The Dank Knight Rises.
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- 8 Lip 2014
nigga you're like 4 months late on this, if you wanna dig, dig deep
the guy looks like jace, but the similarities disappear once you get past the nose and mouth, the jaw shape is completely different, even from when jace was fat
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- 21 Maj 2014
/cow/ debunked this picture like hours after it was posted.
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- 14 Lis 2014
Not being able to recognize facial features is a trait of autism. People who think Jace is fake based on a couple of blurry screencaps probably show several other signs of autism as well.
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- 26 Mar 2014
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- 31 Lip 2014
You all are so good at this by now I'm barely needed for debunking purposes. Carry on soldiers, the best has yet to come.
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