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Absorption through his testes is not an efficient way to 'Do The Dew'.

because mountain dew is chill gaming dude

Because only his balls can absorb it. Our's can't, and due to our conformist society he'd be labeled as a freak.

Because his balls release the dew at the worst possible times, like the time his balls false flagged him to make it look like he pissed himself on...