Introduction Thread

[ShitlordroltihS]

Fuck you

 

[TVStactic]

Hi there kiwis, i'm new in here and found the aspect of obseiving people to laugh at them interesting...

now more seriously i'd like the fact that you can chat with little issues about other stuff, generally even on other talk forums/disqus i found people often brought conversations into petty bitchfights and derailed eveything, so far all i've seen is one call the other a fag/retard and move on with the talk. that's nice.

 

[chris driver]

Been lurking for a while, finally decided to join because it seems fun. Not sure if i'll post often, since i mostly just enjoy reading, but it's nice to be part of this community and laugh at stupid shit. Hopefully this didn't come off as too awkward!

i dont know how ''fun'' this place is as a whole, but some people seem nice in here...
and posting about yourself in a forum isnt awkward nor ''bad forum ettiquete''.
its an introduction, so that you can meet up with the people of this ''community''.

if they dont sperg out with any new intro post, that is.
damn snowflakes.

 

[demonias]

been lurking the amberlynn reid forums for a few months and finally decided to make an account... hello everyone !!

 

[helloworld.exe]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

Shoe0nhead's nudes were leaked and I needed an account to view them.
I am honestly a bit disappointed

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

found this place on google when looking up hentai and figured I'd join

nice to meat you

 

[Cyberfunk]

Not gonna lie, I also made this account to view Shoe’s nudes but I figured mentioning it in her thread would derail the conversation even further. I’ve been lurking kiwifarms for so long though, I even knew about it when it had another name and it was only focused on chris chan.

Lolcows are good entertainment, I got a shit ton of free time due to the pandemic and I miss old school forums so I should be more active here...

 

[Wawalian]

Been laughing at lolcows YT videos for a couple years.

 

[asr]

I've been on the farms for a wanna say 2 years now, never really had felt the need to make an account prior but I thought why I hell not, so I've finally ascended from a filthy lurker.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

I've been here for 2 weeks and due to my very low IQ I still cannot figure out how to add one of those flairs under my avatar pic (is it even called a flair? a signature? wtf is it called?) ... for example like how the guy 4 posts above me "A Thick Piece of Meat" has written "Thicc and Veiny" underneath his pic (nice btw)

 

[Burning Urethra]

It's the field "Custom title" under "Account Details" bro, it's right there!

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

Forgot the password to this account!

That's Okay, I've got other things to do with my life anyway

It was fun to wander though the world of Kiwi farms and learn about the horrors of the internet

But too much exposure to toxicity harms the mind.

cringe is like a vitamin, you only need a little bit and you good.

Thanks to @Null for putting in the effort to defend free speech from a world power tripping

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Life is magic if you let it be

Change the world, keep optimism alive.

 

[Sped Xing]

I've been here for 2 weeks and due to my very low IQ I still cannot figure out how to add one of those flairs under my avatar pic (is it even called a flair? a signature? wtf is it called?) ... for example like how the guy 4 posts above me "A Thick Piece of Meat" has written "Thicc and Veiny" underneath his pic (nice btw)

You must defeat an oldfag in single combat

 

[chris driver]

You must defeat an oldfag in single combat

i must defeat an oldfag with nothing but my bare hands... (apart from a few exceptions*)
*the rules state that i may use linoleum and turpentine as means to defeat my enemy, but will i be successful?
we shall wait and see, i guess...

 

[OnionFarmsInvader]

I'm here to do my part in the forum wars.

 

[Bacon and Eggs]

I have been lurking for a few years and finally decided I should probably make an account now.

 

[Cool Dog]

Another lurker, sup

 

[BEz939]

Yo. I’m here to make fun of small communities and retards

 

[Cow-Chan]

Hi, I'm Flower, I get bored easily. I never planned on joining, but here I am, so I might as well say hi. I like movies, videogames, smut, cats, painting, and tabletop games. My cheesy support group intro is now out of the way.