Introduction Thread

[Lou's Spaghetti]

I've been lurking for a couple of years, finally bit the bullet and made an account since the dox info is members only now.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Been lurking for a bit and was about to make an account right where the reggies closed..now I'm a part of the debauchery, which feels good.

"I'm kind of retarded" - Alex Jones

 

[stevefood]

https://www.publicsafety.gc.ca/cnt/ntnl-scrt/cbr-scrt/cbrbllng/prnts/lgl-cnsqncs-en.aspx

I forgot to use my VPN when creating this account, is it toast?

Canadafag here, i want to disagree with Jessica Yaniv but I don't want to go to jail. Advise?

 

[Pimpleking55]

Hello i have been lurking for a looooong time but at last made a account to be part of a comfy community. Love whale watching and self destruction accompanied by copious amount of popcorn.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Hello i have been lurking for a looooong time but at last made a account to be part of a comfy community. Love whale watching and self destruction accompanied by copious amount of popcorn.

Been lurking for a bit and was about to make an account right where the reggies closed..now I'm a part of the debauchery, which feels good.

"I'm kind of retarded" - Alex Jones

I've been lurking for a couple of years, finally bit the bullet and made an account since the dox info is members only now.

Long time listener, first time caller. Reading the CWCki kept me sane through high school.

long time lurker - decided to create an account to shit on my favorite cows

Hopefully, you've all lurked long enough to know the board and how the board's culture works. Welcome to the Farms.

 

[hee ho bitches]

Been away for a few years and returned recently to lurk. I wanted to register whenever it was closed, came back today and it was reopened. I recognise some usernames from back then, which was nice.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Like a few others here, am a long time lurker who made an account because boredom. I first learned of this place via CWC nine years ago and it's cool that it's grown to keeping tabs on other people of interest. Thank-a you so much for all the lols so far.

 

[Spedman]

I'm just a guy who wanted to post random and weird shit I find on the internet, rarely lurked here and I felt like I wanted to join with the others, so yeah.

And immediately, I am about to be the most hated person on this site.

 

[Revo]

I'm just a guy who wanted to post random and weird shit I find on the internet, rarely lurked here and I felt like I wanted to join with the others, so yeah.

And immediately, I am about to be the most retarded person on this site.

FTFY

 

[323758]

Been lurking for a hot minute, then decided why the hell not join up? Been keeping up with Chris Chan shenanigans, now just looking for the next rabbit hole to jump into.

 

[Nonronic]

This introduction post I'm typing will be my official statement that I support American Law of both Federal and State nature, cops, and Israel, and I don't condone or support the Capitol Hill Riot-Protest, Bullying on the Internet, Singing the First 20 seconds of Tokyo Ghoul's Opening in a Monetized Youtube Video, or any other kind of Dangerous Violent Ideas that Might Put Me On A Watch List were I to do so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Currytwat]

Same shit different member; lurked for a while, liked laughing at retards and the community, and then decided to join up. hope I don’t get too annoying/spergy. Introduced to this site because of onion boy drama, but i’ve been introduced to new wonders of the world.

edit: wording

 

[NeekJank]

I've been on the farms a few times before, the only reason as to why I kept abandoning accounts was because I didn't know if I was able to really contribute anything to help on the farms.

 

[chris driver]

im a new guy in here, and i've made an introductory thread in the ''off topic'', general sub-forum.
it didnt go well, because some losers starting calling me names and screetching autistically.

they said that it was a ''breach of ettiquette'' or that i was being an idiot.
my answer is: put an introductions sub-forum up, and stop being so damn retarded about new people saying hello in a new thread...
(esp when the forum is so cluttered with various subforums and without an obviously placed ''introductions'' section, which is only this forum thread...)

thats all.

im here to watch lolcows and to have fun, and im all out of fun.

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

Been here forever, long before I even made an account. Got turned off by some of the blatantly retarded right-wing bullshit, then found some other lefty-tards I can sperg with here, so it’s not so bad I guess.

Not a fan of blatantly stupid right-wing or left-wing shit, mostly just glad to have a place to laugh at idiots and to have some generally sensible discussion about random shit.

 

[Hello Stranger]

Been lurking for a while, finally decided to join because it seems fun. Not sure if i'll post often, since i mostly just enjoy reading, but it's nice to be part of this community and laugh at stupid shit. Hopefully this didn't come off as too awkward!

 

[Brodo Faggins]

Hi everyone, I've been lurking since early 2018, so I thought I might as well make an account to go along with it. I'll mostly be looking through the Arin Hanson and Weeb Wars threads, along with whatever else tickles my fancy.

 

[Based and Cringepilled]

Hello you all. This forum reminds me of "sifftwitter", a community I used to be part of until Twitter became the train wreck it is nowadays. Nice to join you.

 

[zeeb]

Hi.
TMI: Found the farms from a mention in a "fandom drama community" years ago, and it's provided me a lot of lulz, thank you to everyone who mines for caps and meltdowns. Probably will stay a lurker even though I registered to reply to a lolcow thread I follow, because I'm not funny or opinionated. Nice to be able to rate stuff now.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Been lurking for a little over a year, I think. Maybe a touch longer. Decided to join instead of putting other people through my autistic rants about cows they know nothing about.