Introduction Thread

[Billy Herrington]

I'm just here for that sweet, plump, firm, juicy man-ass.

 

[Postal_Dude]

I like the Postal game series, and I find people doing retarded shit funny

 

[naught sock account 1]

happy to be here...

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/cow.15947/post-7446748

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Here to celebrate the realest gamer alive and his 12-year legacy, obviously. Oh, and also his tits.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Hi, folks. I'm actually a long-time lurker here (been here since the 2016 election). The thing that finally made me decide to take the plunge and make an account here was the 2020 election and how bullshit it was (especially for :powerlevel: a minority voter who voted Trump). I feel like you guys are the only ones who aren't pozzed by the globohomo MSM's dumb-fuckery, but at the same time, I also like how you allow people who ARE pozzed to voice their opinion, even though their opinion is most likely shit (*cough* @Hollywood Hulk Hogan *cough),

TL;DR: Keep being you, Kiwis. I'm glad I joined.

 

[NOTIFICATIONS]

Hello and welcome to the new Notifications System,

Please feel free to introduce yourself, tell op that he is a faggot, and ur gay.

If you like the new Notifications System, please use the autistic reaction to respond to this post.

Thank you.

 

[Troonos]

Hello and welcome to the new Notifications System,

Please feel free to introduce yourself, tell op that he is a faggot, and ur gay.

If you like the new Notifications System, please use the autistic reaction to respond to this post.

Thank you.

Hello and welcome to the new Notifications System,

Please feel free to introduce yourself, tell op that he is a faggot, and ur gay.

If you like the new Notifications System, please use the autistic reaction to respond to this post.

Thank you.

Welcome to the Farms, Alan Proto.

 

[Philip Markoff]

Hello. I’m new here. I started watching Josh’s streams on YouTube and decided to join.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Hello and welcome to the new Notifications System,

Please feel free to introduce yourself, tell op that he is a faggot, and ur gay.

If you like the new Notifications System, please use the autistic reaction to respond to this post.

Thank you.

Go whine about Tommy Tooter some more, Homo.

 

[ViolenceIsGolden]

Hi I believe that violence is golden

 

[Sped Xing]

Hi I believe that violence is golden

But my heart still bleeds.

 

[-B1-]

Hi goys! I'm looking forward to shitposting with y'all.

 

[Buttafucco Fiber]

Hey long-time lurker, just decided to make an account wasn't sure what my first post should be but guess here is as good as any. Big fan of the Internet Famous boards.

 

[Glass Sealing]

Born to sperg
Forced to sperg

 

[Slumber]

Decided to finally make an account, been lurking for a few months.
Been keeping tabs on a few well-known lolcows for years, and only recently remembered there was a website dedicated to cataloging them.

 

[MeeM Medic]

Lurked for several months, decided to make an account on the slick 12/12/2020 just in case the big Section 230 repeal isn't a big nothing burger.

I do appreciate the archival methods used here; very meticulous in compared to other similar sites.

That and the people here are genuinely nice people, so long as you are nice to them.

 

[Gloomy guest]

I've lurked KF for a while (one memorable thread for me was the Hartley Hooligans) but I never registered an account before. The lolcow I follow most is DSP, always good for a laugh, plus some of the Community Watch threads.

 

[Feetus]

Hi everyone, glad to be here. Really not sure where I'm supposed to start, I'm already a shitload of irony layers deep into what I want my general contributions to look like (fuck, haven't even been able to settle on an avatar yet). Mostly here to fuck around while I wait for the world to move again. It's gonna be really weird going into this leaving my personal life/experiences/identity at the door but I'm giving it a shot.

Hopefully that's a minimally cancerous intro post.

 

[4ZURE]

sup

 

[Addie]

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