Indian Incineration Celebration - Come discuss the horrifying thermodynamics, politics, and fatal consequences of the yearly Indian subcontinental heatwave. Laugh at the death and destruction the pajeet wreaks upon the pajeet.

[The best and greatest]

Shouldn't it be El Super Ninõ?

El Nino Grande?

Anyway that garbage mountain is pretty fucking blackpilling

Idiocracy is real?

 

[Tom Peters]

Saw the thread title and thought this was going to be about the Hindu practice of Sati. Which was/is burning a widow alive on her husband's funeral pyre.

British did away with that, for the most part, over a century ago. Why aren't Indian's more thankful for having an indisputably evil, barbaric and grotesque practice eliminated from their peaceful religion?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

El Nino Grande?

El Ninõ Supremo e la Día de Los...

Enjuagar?

Found a neat video on it and sure enough...

Expect scam calls to increase in volume significantly this year and the next as there isn't going to be ANY BLOODY FOOD!

 

[Kyria the Great]

The trains will be jealous of the number of jeets the heat is claiming. Expect train deaths to increase as they demand increased sacrifices.

Maybe the heat is working in tandem with the trains to make the trains job of hunting their favorite prey easier.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Maybe the heat is working in tandem with the trains to make the trains job of hunting their favorite prey easier.

The sweat and onion grease from their pocket-onions cause them to slip from the top of the train and into the wheels of The Great Behemoth.

 

[Echinacea]

Maybe they shouldn’t be scamming the elderly of their life savings and killing people by not following basic road laws.

this is just very flimsy. it also applies to most developing countries. i know this is just a bandwagon thing for most people. i hope the next Current Thing is less annoying

 

[Average Russian Spy]

The bad thing about all of this is that it is going to make more Jeets want to spread their disgusting shit-filled bodies to more temperate climates. In a just world, we would just shoot them at the borders. Sadly, we do not live in such a just world.

 

[Coldgrip]

i hope the next Current Thing is less annoying

I hope it kills more jeets.

 

[Dropa5pack]

this is just very flimsy. it also applies to most developing countries. i know this is just a bandwagon thing for most people. i hope the next Current Thing is less annoying

No. it does not, child.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

The bad thing about all of this is that it is going to make more Jeets want to spread their disgusting shit-filled bodies to more temperate climates. In a just world, we would just shoot them at the borders. Sadly, we do not live in such a just world.

You're also going to get a sea of scams offering help or funding AC to the jeets that will be used to con gullible boomers. That money will never make it to those in need while some fat jeet reaps izzat from a second house being cringe.

 

[Give Them Enough Rope]

The paper grimly adds that nearly 380 million Indians are living in conditions that exceed the capabilities of human physiology.

I would pay ten million dollars to Kitboga if those 380m actually perished.

 

[Bnuny]

El Ninõ Supremo e la Día de Los...

Enjuagar?

According to my high school Spanish, "Enjuagar" is "To flush." "Día del Enjuagado."

 

[weegrumpy]

According to my high school Spanish, "Enjuagar" is "To flush." "Día del Enjuagado."

If I remember from my nursing days, not only does extreme heat cause renal failure, but blood composition changes, in a way that causes strokes, cardiac arrest/failure, and pulmonary embolism.
I love the irony that language can bring! The great flush may also come from the monsoon!
Oh God please help, but this thread cheered me up, i hope hell isn’t so bad as India lol!

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Incineration Update ​

It is looking like some of the coastal cities are beginning to cool saar, but not bloody Delhi saar.

I was told May is the hottest month, but apparently not in New Hellhi.

NO! NO NO NO NO! GOD HAS LEFT THE DOOR TO THE LOO OPEN AND THE SCORCHING WINDS ARE COMING FROM THE BLOODY LOO! THE LOO IS SCORCHING SAAR!

The BBC are utilizing a very scientifically camera to point at poor people and watch them die in slow motion.

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This woman is being actively murdered by her workplace, known as The Ground. However, through jugaad anything is possible. She simply stand up when the dying process begins, and sits back down when she cannot stand up anymore -- repeat. Look at what YOU need to mimic even a fraction of her power:


The Times of India has somehow gotten their hands on some more realistic death toll numbers.

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Spoiler: The horrors of sleep deprivation due to heat

This scares me just imagining it.

Here's a staggering factoid:

This means that virtually all outdoor workers are currently forced to either cut back their hours and dip into their savings / starve, or literally work themselves to death.

I misplaced the article but it mentioned a manual rickshaw driver who is saving up for heart surgery while taking care of a wife and two kids. Needless to say, he's probably not getting that surgery.

I said at the beginning of this post that coastal cities are cooling down, but Mumbai's "realfeel" according to AccuWeather is still 86f / 30c at 5 in the fucking morning saars.

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Looking at Mumbai, I wonder do I have to re-title this thread to reflect general unmitigated natural disasters?

God is trying his hardest to

"Enjuagar" is "To flush."

via the monsoon season, but the pajeet resists by clogging all of the drains with a shitload of plastic waste.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

This means that virtually all outdoor workers are currently forced to either cut back their hours and dip into their savings / starve, or literally work themselves to death.

I read those that can are working at night or dawn or dusk, but even at night, the heat still persists since Indian bughives are giant heatsinks.

 

[Suspicious Clothes]

With the drop in birthrate and the absolute carnage from climate issues, it's gonna drop the population fast.

I bet that in 10 years the country will not be able to function anymore.

 

[Long Dong Silver 2025]

SAAAAAAR! DO NOT REDEEM THE SUN SHINE SAAAAAR!