I'M SICK TMI | 12.17.20 - VlogVidLynnMas Day 17 - The End?

[brooky]

Unfortunately, the wonders of modern medicine will see to it that she'll live to see another day. Shame our precious resources are spent on a waste of life.

Are Kentucky ICUs full yet?

Also, norovirus EVERY year? Sort your fucking life out. More likely she gets a seasonal cold every winter and she's exaggerating to look special, but I'll take her at her word and say WTF?? That is not normal.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Cause if she goes she is afraid she wont leave lmao

She will leave alright, but not on her own laigs.

 

[Frogamber]

You can give me autistic rating for this, but is it possible to give a note to someone (the nearest hospital I guess) that there is a person showing symptoms of COVID if you know they will not start quarantine nor get tested by themselves? I am usually very against interfering with lolcows lives irl, but it's fucking COVID (possibly) this time.

Same goes for Dana and Dusty I guess, were they not tested for work thou?

 

[juicy]

You can give me autistic rating for this, but is it possible to give a note to someone (the nearest hospital I guess) that there is a person showing symptoms of COVID if you know they will not start quarantine nor get tested by themselves? I am usually very against interfering with lolcows lives irl, but it's fucking COVID (possibly) this time.

Same goes for Dana and Dusty I guess, were they not tested for work thou?

Not sure if you're within the US but I'd say the answer is no.

But an equally autistic long answer: private companies enforce different rules- having to sign a wellness form/app before clocking in for work, masks required, temperature checks at entrance, etc. And different states have different restrictions- curfews, limited travel, etc. But actual enforcement of these requirements varies wildly and is lax. There may be some people who face (legal) consequences for not following guidelines but it's not common. More common is fault placed on businesses/companies because contact tracing isn't a thing in the US. Businesses who aren't enforcing guidelines get fined, the customers not following guidelines don't.

Technically yeah they should have been tested for work if they were displaying symptoms but not all workplaces really give a shit and trust your word

 

[lostinwoods]

It's amazing the amount of work Amber and Chantal puts into lying.
It's gonna be a mookbong December to Remember.
I predict for the New Year they both go on new diets, at the same time.

 

[Covfefe]

I really hope she doesn't die of COVID. I hope she dies being launched out of her car when Benzo Beggy lets Jesus take the wheel. And/or "because fat". And that she shows some layg before it's too late.

 

[a834604]

Just what I wished for christmas, the great rona saga.

 

[dfranki723]

She is going to milk this for everything it's worth.

CancerLynn 2.0 is bubbling.

 

[Hecate]

the best possible thing to happen to her would be this is in fact covid, it doesn't end up killing her, and it just removes her sense of taste.
maybe then she'd actually lose weight. I'd enjoy watching the saga of her coming to grips with never being able to taste sweet crunchy chicken wing tips ever again

 

[Haesindang Park]

Not sure if you're within the US but I'd say the answer is no.

But an equally autistic long answer: private companies enforce different rules- having to sign a wellness form/app before clocking in for work, masks required, temperature checks at entrance, etc. And different states have different restrictions- curfews, limited travel, etc. But actual enforcement of these requirements varies wildly and is lax. There may be some people who face (legal) consequences for not following guidelines but it's not common. More common is fault placed on businesses/companies because contact tracing isn't a thing in the US. Businesses who aren't enforcing guidelines get fined, the customers not following guidelines don't.

Technically yeah they should have been tested for work if they were displaying symptoms but not all workplaces really give a shit and trust your word

I can tell you that in Texas, there is contact tracing, but in specific places; usually hospitals. Texas is a ticking timebomb with this virus since lockdown rules are lax compared to other states.

 

[nya001]

You can give me autistic rating for this, but is it possible to give a note to someone (the nearest hospital I guess) that there is a person showing symptoms of COVID if you know they will not start quarantine nor get tested by themselves? I am usually very against interfering with lolcows lives irl, but it's fucking COVID (possibly) this time.

Same goes for Dana and Dusty I guess, were they not tested for work thou?

answering your question, i.e.: "is it possible to give a note to a hospital saying someone that there is a person showing symptoms of COVID if you know they will not start quarantine nor get tested by themselves?"

the answer is "yes, you can give this note to a hospital, nobody prevents you from doing so".

The hospital lady will probably tell you thanks and keep the note in the pocket. Or think that if you were near this person you could get tested.

But, no, "notes about Covid symptoms" don't mean much by themselves ("my aunt couldn't smell a funny smell I felt").

The astrofat has the Covid / sniffles / flu / ate something she found on the floow including the package / didn't bother to unwrap old hamburgers and is now sick.

Diarrhoea in her case must be horrible, I think it just accumulates in the vast area between her butthole and the end of the butt itself, like some glue spreading. Horrible.

 

[LonesomeDud]

the best possible thing to happen to her would be this is in fact covid, it doesn't end up killing her, and it just removes her sense of taste.
maybe then she'd actually lose weight. I'd enjoy watching the saga of her coming to grips with never being able to taste sweet crunchy chicken wing tips ever again

If Amberlynn went to the ICU, she would be put on Versed and Fentanyl continuous drips, and probably Nimbex'd when she was intubated after the nurses caught her vlogging. They'd probably just put her on a tube feed. Eating while that heavy with COVID is just about impossible.

Are Kentucky ICUs full yet?

Also, norovirus EVERY year? Sort your fucking life out. More likely she gets a seasonal cold every winter and she's exaggerating to look special, but I'll take her at her word and say WTF?? That is not normal.

Lexington COVID units aren't growing at the rate NY ones are, but they're staying full. They do have the equipment and space for her. I think she should go get a quick test at her local pharmacy, but I'm just a dumb old country boy.

You can give me autistic rating for this, but is it possible to give a note to someone (the nearest hospital I guess) that there is a person showing symptoms of COVID if you know they will not start quarantine nor get tested by themselves? I am usually very against interfering with lolcows lives irl, but it's fucking COVID (possibly) this time.

Same goes for Dana and Dusty I guess, were they not tested for work thou?

I don't think you'd tell a hospital, If she was retarded or otherwise disabled, you might tell APS, but she's a big girl and she can die of COVID if she wants to.

If I remember right, Dana and Destiny are CNAs. Even hospitals only test employees with active symptoms who come into work. I doubt wherever they work even does that,

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber, bring on the new ICU video.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Would they even waste a ventilator on a 600lb patient? I don't want her to have covid but I don't not want her to have covid. It's not as if she was very careful to avoid it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Every time I see a clip/gif of her dancing, all I think is: white girl.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Beggy better watch where she sits down. She's getting so massive, she could kill the animals if she plops down on them. She's reaching Chantal proportions.

 

[nya001]

Would they even waste a ventilator on a 600lb patient? I don't want her to have covid but I don't not want her to have covid. It's not as if she was very careful to avoid it.

idk if they have a ventilator for that or they need an industrial pump like the ones they use for air in coal mines or something.

But imh 600 lb of human flesh infected with the virus is a lot to handle

 

[LonesomeDud]

idk if they have a ventilator for that or they need an industrial pump like the ones they use for air in coal mines or something.

But imh 600 lb of human flesh infected with the virus is a lot to handle

It can handle over 400. Vents can push and pull out air with amazing power. There's something on a vent called positive end-expiratory pressure: That basically mean how hard the vent pushgunk es the tidal volume in to inflate the long. Really fat people look to have real bad bilateral lung consolidation. Their lungs gunk up really fast and are basically like cardboard. Vents and turning them on their bellies can save their lives, but it really has to be done fast.

Would they even waste a ventilator on a 600lb patient? I don't want her to have covid but I don't not want her to have covid. It's not as if she was very careful to avoid it.

It's not a waste. I suspect most critical care doctors with the sense God gave a road lizard would vent her pretty fast if she was COVID + and had the problems she's indicated.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I hope she doesn't have Covid. Not because I give a shit whether she lives or dies but because I don't think it's fair that ANY medical worker should have to deal with her. I imagine that several nurses and medical assistants were traumatized beyond belief earlier in the year having to deal with Amber's bleeding cancerous meatbox. Nurses and respiratory techs are already in crisis so why should fatgorl be inflicted on them a second time?

 

[ADHD]

You can give me autistic rating for this, but is it possible to give a note to someone (the nearest hospital I guess) that there is a person showing symptoms of COVID if you know they will not start quarantine nor get tested by themselves? I am usually very against interfering with lolcows lives irl, but it's fucking COVID (possibly) this time.

Do not do this. For all we know, Amber has nothing more than a hangover and she's milking it because she's got nothing else to go with. We didn't see her puke, we didn't see a temperature reading, we've got nothing at all to go on but her word, and as we all know: Amber lies. Amber also milks health issues when she runs out of Vlogmas content.

Also, norovirus EVERY year? Sort your fucking life out. More likely she gets a seasonal cold every winter and she's exaggerating to look special, but I'll take her at her word and say WTF?? That is not normal.

She usually gets something every winter, and that something ends up leading to the only substantial weight loss she'll have all year. In 2018 she has some stomach bug that let her get from 498 down to 469. I think this year she only got tonsilitis, though.