I'M SICK TMI | 12.17.20 - VlogVidLynnMas Day 17 - The End?

[Owlflaps]

With all the eating out and inviting her friends over, it's no surprise. CO-VID symptoms aren't noticable right away, so we'll see. I see three scenarios coming out of this:

1.) Amber will go dark for some amount of time and everyone will mass-speculate /masturbate over why she disappeared. Then she'll appear and act like a smug cunt while dropping vague hints about her shitty, boring life.

2.) She really did get the kung-flu and is fucked. She'll blame the haters for insisting that she not go to the ER when she knew she had CO-VID. Cue her sobbing and wailing to get asspats / more views.

3.) Amber will recover and act like nothing happened. In fact, she'll come back, fresh as a obese, cunty daisy and release a video bragging about her weight loss. Will insist it's because of her intuitive eating and not because she got sick.

 

[wilderbeans]

I know she'd never think of this but doesn't Becky have actual medical conditions that require ongoing care? That are more serious than Hamber being fucking fat? So she's happily put Becky at risk by having her travel out for food and inviting the two retards round, coughing everywhere which I'm pretty sure only Amber wanted to happen.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm sure there's something genuinely medically wrong with Becky that isn't just her weight (like in Amber's current case).

I think it'd be pretty perfect if only Amber, Fridge and Dusty got the Coviiiiid.
Nothing less than they deserve if I'm honest.

Oh, come on! You KNOW it was beckys idea to have Dusty and the fridge over for her birthday.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

So this upset stomach that she 'always' mysteriously gets every time around the holidays has nothing to do with the week-long bingeing and gobble fest she's been on, right? Because, as we all know, when the four hog-wenches of the apocalypse get together a LOT of food gets eaten.

Her symptoms sound exactly like dying squeals of a distressed and overloaded gall bladder. Fucking stupid cunt.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Do not underestimate the risk of Amber of dying from the common flu. Obese people with a BMI greater than 40 ( Amber is well above 90) have a three times greater risk of dying from it. Amber’s health is poor at best; the flu can be a serious condition for her.

Come on. This Moby Dick's Ahab is far, far away. Bitch is not going to get the comeuppance she so richly deserves via something so routine as the flu and certainly not anytime soon.

 

[ADHD]

No way she goes for a covid test to get a swab jammed up her dainty nose holes.

Didn't she already have that test before her hysterectomy, though?

Doesn't she also still have cancer or did she magically go into remission or forget about it after she realized she'd milked that long enough?

The type of cancer she had can many times be considered "cured" after the hysterectomy, but

She was saying she was cancer free (she backtracked on saying this though I think) but she cant know for sure cause she cant fit into the machine to actually know. In fact her enlarged lymph nodes are a cause for concern.

also this, although part of her lymph node swelling may also be due to all the lymphedema she's got in them layyygs.

And she (allegedly) doesn't have the coof, just norovirus. Credit to @Hamberlard Raid

 

[Acidsplat]

Didn't she already have that test before her hysterectomy, though?

The type of cancer she had can many times be considered "cured" after the hysterectomy, but

also this, although part of her lymph node swelling may also be due to all the lymphedema she's got in them layyygs.

And she (allegedly) doesn't have the coof, just norovirus. Credit to @Hamberlard Raid
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did she WebMD that? how would she know if she never goes to the ER?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Norovirus, so she claims on twitter.

You know how you might get norovirus EVERY holiday season? by inviting your former girlfriend and HER girlfriend over, because you know they are "safe", despite them BOTH working at a group living facility of some kind (I seem to recall). Generally, holiday times are top times for folks to visit their loved ones. And, we're in the middle of a pandemic this year, just to spice things up a little.

So, I think even the dumbest fucking vlogger can do the math on two people working in a setting where let's say there are 40 people who live there, plus what - another 40-ish on staff. Plus visitors to those 40 people. Plus vendor, delivery people, and other randos who might show up on any given day. It takes just one splat of puke or shit to be transferred to some part of your former gf or her gf, them to not properly sanitize themselves, then come over, in the middle of a pandemic, and then you to come into contact with it. That's why it spreads like wildfire on cruise ships. And during the winter, because of holiday traveling/visiting/gatherings.

And this is just one scenario. What about Becky, traveling all over the fucking place? The Ubereats/DoorDash people? Just like every other aspect of her life, she can't see the forest for her gigantic fucking tree legs. Laaayygs.

Brain surgeons. Every fucking one of these fatbodies.

 

[dacwcman68]

Didn't she already have that test before her hysterectomy, though?

The type of cancer she had can many times be considered "cured" after the hysterectomy, but

also this, although part of her lymph node swelling may also be due to all the lymphedema she's got in them layyygs.

And she (allegedly) doesn't have the coof, just norovirus. Credit to @Hamberlard Raid
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So, since she doesn't go anywhere besides Target and Wommart does norovirus just hide out in her back fat every year until December?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Didn't she already have that test before her hysterectomy, though?

I believe she mentioned it as part of the overall pre-op routine at that time, which is why I doubt she'd really want to do that again. It's uncomfortable - and we all know how she feels about that. Then there's the "We told you so" avoidance.

 

[PB4ZZZ]

Highly unlikely that she would be the only one affected if it was norovirus, that stuff spreads like wildfire and Becky and the double Ds would be puking too.

 

[mekalekahi]

Amber and Becky always recall the illnesses they had like they were in the trenches during a war. Wow you puked and shit all day AND ran a fever!

Amber truly sucks, but if anything were to make me eventually stop watching her it's her constant updates on her sleeping schedule. She's always complained about her sleep but for some reason in this apartment its all she goes on about.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Highly unlikely that she would be the only one affected if it was norovirus, that stuff spreads like wildfire and Becky and the double Ds would be puking too.

Indeed. I just chalk this up to yet another self-diagnosed ailment. DrLynn popped on to WebMD, plugged in her symptoms and picked one that is not as serious as covid (to avoid the told you so stuff) but worse than simply eating shitty food like that "chili" glop or some getting random viral thing, provenance unknown, so she could act like MartyrLynn, saving that ER visit for someone who "really needs it" even though she's treated it as her GP in the past.

 

[Das Bucket]

Gross! Destiny probably took a huge dump, didn’t wash her hands and then spread poop particles everywhere.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Please be covid and die from it, you hambeast. That is my Christmas wish.

 

[Owlflaps]

Please be covid and die from it, you hambeast. That is my Christmas wish.

Unfortunately, the wonders of modern medicine will see to it that she'll live to see another day. Shame our precious resources are spent on a waste of life.

 

[Red Mask]

If ALR does have covid, then her only advantage would be that she is young. I doubt she has it though. She’ll be fine, as always.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Does Dana have a death wish since her mom died? She got even bigger, smokes and eschews plague precautions? If both Dana and Amber got covid I'd put my $ (not very many $ though) on Dana croaking before Amber. Al's probably like a cockroach that eats RAID for a snack.

 

[baby goth]

i was originally just gonna say "lol bitch got covid" but.. im really thinking this might be the end for her. i dont feel bad, seeing as how its 100% her own fault, but damn dude. i really think we might be about to see this girl die

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I don't want it to be the coof. I don't want her to die. Her trolling is much too amusing in it's utter stupidity.

If she has it, I don't think being young will be an advantage to her. Younger people who were healthier than her have died of the coof, too. Not getting tested for it is absolutely stupid. If it's the rona then she needs to be treated asap. While a lot of fat people die from it, not all do and she might have a chance if she gets treatment early. If she lets it progress, she is toast though. All just because this dainty princess is afraid of uncomfortable things (and truths). Denial can be pretty deadly.

 

[Barbarella]

Norovirus is nasty stuff, and she’d need two bariatric toilets-one for vomit and one for puke. Becky would not escape and would need her own setup. No way she made a video with active norovirus.

The coof could be ramping up. By now we all know the varied symptoms that mostly ease up in a week for normies. If you are a human elephant though, you may want to get ahead of the care. She has got to know she’s high risk.

More info for Kiwis: Quest, which I believe is nationwide, also does home delivery of the plague test. I've come down with something myself (cold symptoms so far) so I ordered the home test to be sure. I thought it’d be interesting to see how it works rather than stand in line in the cold. Not sure why she won't do something so easy, except I think when there is real danger she ignores it and only wants attention when there is no risk.

She does like to scare followers so I expect we won't see her for a while.