if kiwi farms was a country what would your role in the government be

[Symbol of the Chud]

Head of the Department of Nothing Ever Happening.

 

[Althalus]

Weight loss camp operator (ineffective)

 

[Boss Man Jackoff]

Border Patrol, keep the newfags out, we're full

Joined: Jun 2, 2024

 

[Glaust]

Paper pusher.

 

[Troonos]

War criminal.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Minister of Truth. Each morning I will describe my dreams from the night before over nationally broadcast radio. By 6pm my crack team will have interpreted the sermon and that will be the news for the day. Total journo replacement enaction. I say 'crack team' because they will all be on crack.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Chief of Naval Operations

 

[_______________________-]

State funded pornographer

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Complaints department only to tell troons to fuck off.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Minister of Information and Right Think. Can't have our citizens falling for foreign misinformation, can we?

 

[The Backwards Man]

Anti-Hollywood Hulk Hogan guerilla fighter

 

[cigint]

Historian who posts videos that were deleted by moderators.

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[Rainbow Child]

I'd design the uniforms

 

[Polock]

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Assistant Vice President of keeping bums out of the lobby (AVPOKBOOTL)

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Aryan niggerrape commando veteran that works as a welder and a blacksmith. Oh and beats the newfags up.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Official watermelon hurler.

 

[Jean ValJean]

Secretary of Health and Human Services

 

[The man The only man]

A street preacher or (eventually) a heretic burning at the stake.

 

[Ass Dan]

Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas Initiative