if kiwi farms was a country what would your role in the government be

[Fishnumm]

id be head of the secret police id call it something cool and original like the anti sicko task force where we would go around and kill pedos and sickos and burn em alive and shit and it'd be cool

id be more powerful than null and when he becomes a despot and evil id use all my power and kill null then i'd fuckin' invent like a dna bomb like in call of duty advanced warfare and use it to kill all sickos and become the leader of the world

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ambassador to the Vatican.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Honker-in-chief

 

[BiggestKai]

video game reviewer in the national equivalent of xplay

 

[Elf Supremacist]

Border Patrol, keep the newfags out, we're full

 

[Core Theorist]

I'm a lobbyist for AMPAC (American Mecha Public Affairs Committee), advocating for the superiority of mecha in the military because they're badass. @Travis Touchdown (REAL) will back me up, 100%, fr fr ong no cap.

 

[The Lurky 1]

I yearn for the mines

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Executioner

 

[AntiMage]

Lead DEI enforcer

 

[Small Hat Linux]

Small-time clerk

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

I'm the court jester.
I'll say the things that you're afraid to say yourself but I'll do it in a way that makes the king laugh.

 

[stupid frog]

Shot for being useless.

 

[Lonely Grave]

Stand-up philosopher.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Welfare recipient

 

[harbringer883]

Death Camp Commandant

 

[User names must be unique]

making sure the trains ran on time.

 

[Ryo Ma]

Hanged for shitting on null

 

[Male Idiot]

Comissar of the Adolf Hitler Anthropological and Genetic Studies Institute.

We will find out what percent monkey dna nigs have, and you vil like it mister expert!

 

[Xev]

I've always wanted to be the Secretary of Offense.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Tard wrangler. It's like the Child Catcher, but for retards. You could probably also lure trannies out of their hiding places by offering up free estrogen and testosterone.

Spoiler: In case you live in a hole