How should Bella be remembered in Christory?

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I think we should decide on a scientific name for her because that's what people do when they discover a new fungus.
 
In an ideal world, she wouldn't be, she'd fade off into obscurity/become her own cow and all traces of her existence wiped from the CwCki.

Fungi's goal was to end up in a Geno Samuel video and go down in Christory, so why bother giving her what she wants?
 
I say just call it as it is, she was some retard Johnny-come-lately who was born too late for 2000s anonymous culture and wanted to force herself into internet fame, but failed at it in a spectacular fashion. Acknowledge what she did, acknowledge that she's a fuck-up who thought of herself as 4D chessmaster, and acknowledge that she blew up her own reputation in the process. Any of the other details are irrelevant to Chris.
 
A psychopathic bitchfuck that is about the same caliber as Bluespike and the IdeaGuys, if not worse. She'll be the focus of her own trolls and her own sagas, but in Christory she will be known as the one who initiated the merge and the one responsible for leaking the incest tape and also that she is a lolcow herself after Kiwi Farms dug up info on her, but that'll be the end of it. She'll become a footnote, sort of how ADF/Ahuviya Harel/Isabel Rosa Araujo (or whatever the fuck he goes by now) was outed as being the troll Jack Thaddeus (Even though those fuckers don't sound the same and there's no other proof that they're the same person) and that ADF was a lolcow as well but gets no other mention in Christorical records afterwards.
 
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Which one of them would win a wet shirt contest though?

my money is on the very feminine Christine. She had tits before becoming a troon.
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Agreed. Christine Chandler is a beautiful CPU Goddess and went Her holy way of Her own TRUE and HONEST willpower, while Isabella Loretta Janke is merely a collection of fungal spores desperately screaming for someone to help them transcend meatspace.
 
She shouldn't.

Do as the Ancient Egyptians did, place the ultimate curse on her: the curse of Forgetting. Let all memory of her be lost, let not even her own mother and father remember her, consign her to well-deserved and ignominious oblivion.
 
She really has nothing to do with Chris and isn't even worth mentioning by name in Geno's doc. Most of her psycho shit has nothing to do with Chris and any plans she had for trolling him completely fell through in their early stages. So a Fail-troll like Sockness basically.
 
The final boss.

Imagine a dark souls fight with a horrific version of Chris (I know, but roll with me). You win, but right when you think you've won the game, from the ashes of Chris rises.... Bella
 
As a disgusting person with no redeemable qualities.

As others said, she is a fail troll and Fiona was really the one who did Chris. Too bad it was at the cost of her own sanity. But hey, you know what they say… Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That goes for both of these chicks.
 
1) Fungi freak retard who needed help completing basic calc problems despite being an engineering major.
2) Degenerate hamster murderer.
3) Stinky.

I feel like remembering her for her "master trolling plan" would be what she wanted.
 
A person worthy of A-Logging and to sacrifice to The Corn.

Blood for the Blood Gods and Corn for the Corn Harvest.
 
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