How long do you expect to live?

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

BONUS: What will kill you, and are you afraid of your fate?

 

[Rozzy]

With my anxiety and depression it could be soon.

 

[mister meaner]

With my anxiety and depression it could be soon.

Are you suicide Rozzy? Cause I contemplate doing you every night

 

[Cats]

I don't want to get old, the thought of being a decrepit old man frightens me far more than death. Therefore, I know I will probably live to be 101.

 

[Molester Stallone]

I'll live until I decide it's time to punch out. Either that, or die in a hilarious/ironic accident.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

I don't want to get old, the thought of being a decrepit old man frightens me far more than death. Therefore, I know I will probably live to be 101.

I'm sure your grandchildren will congratulate ya

 

[Vernerus]

Longer than Ethan Ralph.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

around 70. 80 if im lucky. a big sneeze will be my cause of death.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Long enough to become the villain

 

[2LtMashengo]

I expect to live until 72 at which point I will die due to an erection lasting longer than four hours.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Anyways, I’m gonna make sure I at least live longer than Nikocado and Ralph

 

[RSLUG30]

I signed up to this board, I'd give it another three years or so before I get two gunshot wounds in the back of my head.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Guys if you are contemplating suicide, please become a tranny for a few months first to help with the numbers.

 

[PFM]

Honestly with the cards I've been dealt (maybe dealing myself) I figured I'd be dead by my late 20's. Every year after this I consider just a bonus I suppose.