How long do you expect to live?

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

BONUS: What will kill you, and are you afraid of your fate?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m killing myself right now nigga.

 

[MrTroll]

I plan to outlive everyone on this site and be The Last Kiwi.

 

[Justtocheck]

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Lolcows. No More Fun. No More Sneeding. 2023. That is 4 year past 2019. 3 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax - This won't hurt.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i will die within the next 5-10 years. once sucking girl dick becomes mandatory ill be labeled a bigot and sent to a "reeducation" camp by the police for refusing to pleasure a real genuine female penis.

 

[Reverend]

The cabinet in my kitchen just opened on it's own... Time to investigate...

 

[Shidoen]

Long enough to see the world burn.

Spoiler

Oh the edge

 

[Catler]

Longer than @mister meaner as I have to collect life insurance on him.

 

[batterybee]

i am a siphonophore
:3

 

[Blouie]

I'll probably live until I'm like 70 or something unless I kill myself earlier.

 

[BirdUp]

two years

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Forever.

That's right I plan to be the first person in history to never die. You'd think someone would've considered doing that before now, but not all of us can be new age thinkers I guess.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Till i'm 80 or so. If I get dementia along the way, then earlier.

 

[Day Drinking]

I will live anywhere from finishing this post to maybe the next 5 years when I die of liver failure.

 

[Dysnomia]

Lots of people in my family in their 80s and 90s. With my luck I'll be one of them.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I will live until 2076 for the tricentennial and then keel over.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Hopefully not much longer

 

[mister meaner]

Longer than @mister meaner as I have to collect life insurance on him.

How, we’re not marrying

 

[JULAY]

Less time than I've already been alive.

 

[JULAY]

I plan to outlive everyone on this site and be The Last Kiwi.

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