💬 Off-Topic Have you ever told anybody about Phil irl? - ADF edition

[Dr.Research]

Nah.
Part of it is because a lot of people I know are borderline SJWs and if I said 'white Italian man pretending to be a Spanish transwoman' I think I'd get response similar to 'well you don't know what she feels or her race'. Pretty sure they would be less than thrilled with all his H8 though.

Chris is slightly easier to bring up because at the core, he's goofy and is slightly less offensive on the senses. Phil is just unpleasant and bitter. Its funny to laugh at both, but for different reasons.

And I kinda like having something in common with only fellow Kiwis

 

[temeluchus]

Only a very small handful of more enlightened individuals unlikely to SJW style chimp out on me.

 

[Dane]

I was walking with my girlfriend and her sister a while back and her sister brought him up actually, she didn't know his name, only that he was that "weird guy who used to cosplay as sasuke",
I had to bite my tongue so I wouldn't go full autism and talk about how deep the rabbithole for our beloved potato goes

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris is slightly easier to bring up because at the core, he's goofy and is slightly less offensive on the senses. Phil is just unpleasant and bitter. Its funny to laugh at both, but for different reasons.

I think with Chris, it's easy to find a starting point. You show someone Sonichu, or one of his weird videos, and they want to know more. With Phil, the weirdness is more of a cumulative thing - you have to read quite a lot of his posts to get the full extent of what a dreadful human being he is. The only video I can think of that really has that instant "look at this guy" quality is the Rainbow Jesus one, but that's pretty stand-alone. And quite frankly, most of Phil's videos don't make you want to watch any more because they're dull and his voice is very annoying.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Phil is a special secret only to be shared with the most enlightened in the ways of Aatisumu-do.

In other words it's kind of hard to talk about him without people thinking that you're completely insane.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Twice. Both times I started out by saying "Okay, so there's this latina chick...".

And then I show them a pic of Phil.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Most of the people I know are depressed misanthropes who desperately need to see the good side of humanity, and so hearing about Phil would not help them get better in any way, shape, or form.

 

[The Dude]

A few of my closest friends know about CWC already, one of them already knew about Phil (they're actually a forum member, but I'm not telling who), and another I've told about Phil because of his interest in CWC. That last friend is one of my closest friends and he happens to be gay and into S&M, but unlike Phil he's actually done some pretty hardcore kinky shit. One time while discussing lolcows the subject of Phil and S&M came up and he called Phil a "typical wannabe kink poseur" and that he wouldn't fuck Phil with a stolen cock, even if he was blackout stoned and offered a billion dollars. His opinion of Phil is that he's over-compensating for his lack of sexual experience by putting on a facade of dangerous kinkiness.

I've told Mrs. Dude about both CWC and Phil. I explained to her most of the issues surrounding Phil, particularly the whole "sexy, feminine Latina princess who is also a total badass fighter" thing. Her response was that he "Looks like someone emptied a liposuction tank into a gimp suit. Is he blind?" and "He looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, even with backup." I once asked Mrs. Dude what she would do if all the men in the world died except for CWC. She said she would become a lesbian. When I told her about Phil I reminded her of that question, then asked what she would do if all the people in the world died except for CWC and Phil. She replied "I'd find the nearest gun and blow my brains out." When I told her about Phil's sex worker shtick she laughed pretty hard and said "No one is that desperate for sex, not even death row inmates."

Aside from those few people, I haven't discussed any lolcows with anyone. It's not exactly the kind of thing you bring up with anyone you don't trust completely. Most people wouldn't understand, or might think you're some kind of sadist for laughing at rëtärds.

 

[Dr.Research]

I've told Mrs. Dude about both CWC and Phil.

The idea of you chuckling with Mrs. Dude about CWC/ ADF sounds cute, for some reason.

 

[The Dude]

The idea of you chuckling with Mrs. Dude about CWC/ ADF sounds cute, for some reason.

Thanks man. She hasn't gone down the rabbit hole like I have, but she comes to the edge occasionally to find out if there is anything new at the Freak Show, especially with CWC. She has a very similar opinion to many of us here about Chris vs. Phil in that out of the two of them Chris is the more likeable and sympathetic person. She sees Chris as kind of a lovable buffoon with some unsavory quirks, whereas Phil is repugnant, deplorable, unsympathetic, and inexcusable.

 

[Dr.Research]

Thanks man. She hasn't gone down the rabbit hole like I have, but she comes to the edge occasionally to find out if there is anything new at the Freak Show, especially with CWC. She has a very similar opinion to many of us here about Chris vs. Phil in that out of the two of them Chris is the more likeable and sympathetic person. She sees Chris as kind of a lovable buffoon with some unsavory quirks, whereas Phil is repugnant, deplorable, unsympathetic, and inexcusable.

I showed my boyfriend Chris' video where he danced to Sexual Eruption with no context and the BF looked very uncomfortable. I haven't introduced him to Phil. I can't imagine him really enjoying the antics of either cow, unlike we Kiwis.
I did use the CWC-ism pedofork and his response was something like, while laughing, 'The fuck is that made up bullshit??'.

Perhaps one day I'll expose him to the glory of

 

[Roland MT-32]

No, I don't tell people in real life about pants shitting autistic trannies on the online because I myself am not an autistic pants shitting tranny who would think that random normal people would find such topics amusing.

 

[The Dude]

I showed my boyfriend Chris' video where he danced to Sexual Eruption with no context and the BF looked very uncomfortable. I haven't introduced him to Phil. I can't imagine him really enjoying the antics of either cow, unlike we Kiwis.
I did use the CWC-ism pedofork and his response was something like, while laughing, 'The fuck is that made up bullshit??'.

Perhaps one day I'll expose him to the glory of

I showed Mrs. Dude several classic CWC videos, particularly his singing videos to make her cringe. She didn't react as adversely as I do to them and actually found most of the singing vids gut-bustingly hilarious. "I don't wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend'" is still a running joke with my wife and I.

We've started a new one with Phil; Latin X: The Latino Super Spy who was kidnapped by the Communist Chinese, brainwashed with Commie propaganda, his skin bleached to fit in better with white Americans, trained to infiltrate the US to subvert the decadent West and bring Capitalism to its knees...then hit his head when he hit his head on the airplane door while trying to parachute into the Pacific Northwest to begin his mission, suffered crippling brain damage, forgot his constructed identity, formed a new identity as a "woman on the inside" after watching a viewing of Glen or Glenda, remembers some ChiCom propaganda but has most of it wrong, and found a love for decadent and fattening western foods, particularly Jack in the Box. We come up with humorous (to us) hypothetical scenarios for Latin X to get into, like him temporarily remembering his Communist programming and then getting horribly depressed at who he's become and how he's let himself go, becoming a consumerist whore and slob, gets blackout drunk, then forgets who he really is and his programming and reverts to his Izzy Hell personality and eats 6 double cheeseburgers to celebrate Mao's birthday. I think it'd make a funny indy comic book.

 

[Dr.Research]

I showed Mrs. Dude several classic CWC videos, particularly his singing videos to make her cringe. She didn't react as adversely as I do to them and actually found most of the singing vids gut-bustingly hilarious. "I don't wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend'" is still a running joke with my wife and I.

We've started a new one with Phil; Latin X: The Latino Super Spy who was kidnapped by the Communist Chinese, brainwashed with Commie propaganda, his skin bleached to fit in better with white Americans, trained to infiltrate the US to subvert the decadent West and bring Capitalism to its knees...then hit his head when he hit his head on the airplane door while trying to parachute into the Pacific Northwest to begin his mission, suffered crippling brain damage, forgot his constructed identity, formed a new identity as a "woman on the inside" after watching a viewing of Glen or Glenda, remembers some ChiCom propaganda but has most of it wrong, and found a love for decadent and fattening western foods, particularly Jack in the Box. We come up with humorous (to us) hypothetical scenarios for Latin X to get into, like him temporarily remembering his Communist programming and then getting horribly depressed at who he's become and how he's let himself go, becoming a consumerist whore and slob, gets blackout drunk, then forgets who he really is and his programming and reverts to his Izzy Hell personality and eats 6 double cheeseburgers to celebrate Mao's birthday. I think it'd make a funny indy comic book.

That's pretty good. There's a book called The Leuge of Regrettable Superheroes by Jon Morris that catalogs a bunch of poorly thought out or otherwise odd superheroes and heroines. Latin X could be right at home.
But really, it's super awesome you can BS about this.

My boyfriend is into psychology just like me, but I don't think he would find the life and times of Phil interesting. I think he'd just find him unfunny and what's wrong with the hard-Left. Phil needs to make some CWC-esque video where he's lifting lemonade cartons or playing gitar hero so there's something interesting to use an introduction. Phil potent ripping off a Goodwill donation isn't lulzy (or something a remotely decent human would do, for that matter).

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Around Casa Caballo (if he can use cheesy, bad Spanish...), Phil is known to Mr. Horse as "that Italian guy who wants to be a pretty Latina." I've gotten some pretty good recoils of disgust from Mr. Horse using Philpix, especially the one where his bondage collar is cutting through his neck wattle, or really any of the ones where Phil has drawn on tilde eyebrows. Reminders of how this false tran.s syndrome came from J.Lo always get funny-face reactions too.

 

[An Ghost]

Yesterday my girlfriend said thanks to her new job she had some extra income and could donate to her friend's go fund me now that they had been kicked out. I jumped up and was like 'how dare you help ebeggers!' And showed her Phil's gofundme and Phoenix Flames iamtotallydesperate. Her defense was she wasn't donating to a tranny so I relented.

 

[Ravenor]

She hasn't gone down the rabbit hole like I have, but she comes to the edge occasionally to find out if there is anything new at the Freak Show,

My Ex used to call it "A slow motion car crash you can't take your eyes off even if people are getting pulled out shaped like pretzels"

We've started a new one with Phil; Latin X: The Latino Super Spy who was kidnapped by the Communist Chinese, brainwashed with Commie propaganda, his skin bleached to fit in better with white Americans, trained to infiltrate the US to subvert the decadent West and bring Capitalism to its knees...then hit his head when he hit his head on the airplane door while trying to parachute into the Pacific Northwest to begin his mission, suffered crippling brain damage, forgot his constructed identity, formed a new identity as a "woman on the inside" after watching a viewing of Glen or Glenda, remembers some ChiCom propaganda but has most of it wrong, and found a love for decadent and fattening western foods, particularly Jack in the Box. We come up with humorous (to us) hypothetical scenarios for Latin X to get into, like him temporarily remembering his Communist programming and then getting horribly depressed at who he's become and how he's let himself go, becoming a consumerist whore and slob, gets blackout drunk, then forgets who he really is and his programming and reverts to his Izzy Hell personality and eats 6 double cheeseburgers to celebrate Mao's birthday. I think it'd make a funny indy comic book.

I had a idea for a story line for a story based of Phil when he got his sub "Phil agent of C.I.S" it was going to be a mashup of the episode of red dwarf Deamons an Angels where they can remote hijack a body, and some life affirming TV drama but in a twisted way.
It was going to start with a Kiwi hit squad take down Phil and put him to work an build him up a really good life, Good Job, 4X4, Wife, 2.5 kids, House, Republican Voter, Country Club membership, etc etc

I never got around to it but I might do it an if there is enough intrest I'll keep doing it, assuming that I can get a end game.

 

[NG 070]

Nope. I don't even think most of them know (or care) about CWC. The only person who I really talk about some Farms-related stuff is with Debrotherized Mario (aka my real life sibling), but they mostly know about CWC, Andrew Dobson, and The Slaton Sisters. Those three, at the very least, are easy to bring up casually to others in a "Hey, come look at this weird person" trainwreck sort of way. With Philthy? Hooo boy, you'd have to pretty much try to find a Cliff Notes of his shenanigans (and the Lolcow wiki article isn't exactly up to date as of this post), and I don't think even Debrotherized Mario would be able to comprehend it all if I even tried to explain.

 

[Lurkette]

lol no

 

[Club Sandwich]

i've shared some nonidentifying information with some other people in my line of work. they agree that selling to him would be "a bad idea."