Jonathan, you and your mother seem to have a very toxic, codependent relationship with porous boundaries. Was she overly intrusive and controlling while you were growing up? Did she yell at you whenever she caught you masturbating and this was the beginning of your humiliation fetish? Has she read your sex toy reviews (a.k.a. masturbation fantasies)? What does she think of them?
Did she use to drag you with her into women's restrooms and fitting rooms until you were, like, 13 years old because she was paranoid her special boy would get lured away or abducted? Did Miriam yell at you repeatedly to leave the little napkin bins alone but you looked in one anyway and that's when you saw your first used tampon and you got an awkward boner and it solidified you humiliation fetish and triggered your gross period fetish?
Am I close with any of this, Jonathan? Please call null and let us know.