Hard-hitting questions for Jessica to answer next time she's allowed to post - Gather all your questions here in case Jessica decides she'd like to do an AMA!

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Diana Moon Glampers

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24 Mar 2016
Hi, Jessica!

I'm so glad you've availed yourself of the opportunity, given so generously by Null to all subjects of threads here, to register your own account and set the record straight. Not enough cows do this. I imagine it's because they don't know as much about web marketing and publicity as you do.

I have a few questions I would love for you to answer, and I think people here would be interested if you might have some kind of AMA. It's like you're a celebrity here, we are on the edges of our seats. You're like if Kanye decided he was Kim Kardashian, that's how big you are around here.

Questions:

When you go to the Olive Garden, what do you order?

How often do you and your mother shop for clothes together?

As someone with a longtime interest in the subject, do you have any tips or advice for girls out there who may be about to start their period and have some mixed feelings about whether they're ready and how to handle their menstrual hygiene?
 
@fuckwgkitty Did you work at the Greenside Estates pool in Surrey?

You said you were drunk. Are you a beer fan or do you get girly drinks? What is your drink of choice?
 
How long have you been using benzodiazepines?
 
If you could choose between killing yourself and harrassing immigrant ladies who contribute to your society (unlike you), what kind of suicide method would you pick?
 
Your knowledge about automobiles is horrendous. I am rather curious why you thought to call the cops over a generic 10mm phillips screw and some broken trim? Are you certain it wasn't from your mom's car?

Why did you think speed bumps on a curve would be a good idea?

Have you checked into asian massage parlors? I see on twitter where you say you're looking for one.
 
Where's your father currently? If he is still with us, does he know about and approve of your shenanigans?
 
Yaniv, I've heard that you speak Hebrew fluently. Could you record a video of yourself speaking Hebrew so that we can witness this talent?
 
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