Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Głosy: 67 2,3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Głosy: 61 2,1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Głosy: 118 4,1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Głosy: 231 8,0%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Głosy: 820 28,4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Głosy: 1 159 40,1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Głosy: 14 0,5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Głosy: 81 2,8%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Głosy: 81 2,8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Głosy: 752 26,0%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Głosy: 225 7,8%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Głosy: 417 14,4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Głosy: 104 3,6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Głosy: 336 11,6%

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Go back to get fucked by the faggot vamipire in balldurs gate 3 you sped
Go back to get fucked by the bear.
Or the faggy gypsie
You fag
Go away homo, nobody likes you. Go save some dykes from the Evil White Man or whatever the fuck was balldo gate 3 fag ass story about
The wittiest and best scholar to have graduated from the National University of Taco Burrito.
I don't know about the others, but I'm truly honoured to share a thread with Mexico's finest.
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I don't usually do this because it's quite overdone, especially on this website, but since your go to comparison for playing and enjoying a video game was getting rape-fucked in the mouth has forced me to come to the conclusion that you're probably an Indian.
Also...
>Khazar milkers enthusiast
Such a goy cattle goyim goyest goy of the goy.... amirite.....
What's wrong with khazar gazongas, saar?
 
People itt are giving 'normies' a lot of shit because in their view the normies will buy the game and enjoy it. I mean, realistically, it seems as though the normies in this scenario will be winning party because they'll pick up a product they've waited for for years, play it through and enjoy their time and get their money's worth, while the non-normies will continue to scream into the void about how your their the real losers in this scenario and just parrot the same retarded insults ad nauseam, like goy or goyim or got cattle (not very original I might say and also 'goy' is literally a just Jewish term for non-Jews, what's so bad about being a gentile) and continue to act like the enlightened party because they've spent more time in niche internet circlejerk sub-cultures kek.
For a group of people who call others 'goyim' 24/7, you all act like the goyest of all the goyim who constantly get gigamogged by normies, who in this scenario would be a Benjamin Netanyahu ✡️ ✡️ ✡️
People can sperg too much about games to be sure, but this one has the potential to set a fucking awful precedent. I wouldn’t really care at this point in the series if GTAVI is bad, what I would care about is an extremely high-profile game that costs $80-$100 to start, and is nickled-and-dimed out to an even further degree through DLC/microtransactions being successful, especially if said game is mediocre. That kind of shit rolls downhill and hits everything in the medium and effects every customer, not just the slop-consuming retards who buy anything with the right name on it.
 
The wittiest and best scholar to have graduated from the National University of Taco Burrito.
I don't know about the others, but I'm truly honoured to share a thread with Mexico's finest
Did he already declare that he's going to spend 100 dollars on this game because OOGA BOOGA BOOBIES AND BUTTS ON MUTT LATINA!? If not, guarantee he will, he is the target audience for this nickel and diming, digital only bullshit.
It was already bad with GTAV. Putting the Stuntplane Challenges behind the special editions was complete bs.
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Remind me, was this for the next gen edition? I don't remember this being the case for the original releases for 7th gen consoles, then again I didn't really bother with this game at launch since I was playing other games(and had no reason to stop playing Vice City/San Andreas). Honestly, I am not surprised that GTA 6 has all these ridiculous pre order bonuses, R* knows their audience and they are not very bright so they know they will get away with it.
 
who's going to buy gta vi??? Niggers, Goyim, and darksydephil

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It has been in the oven for too long. The writing worries me. I assume it went through rewrites. A period piece on 90's south america would have been much cleaner. By the time it comes out, there's pretty much no way it's not a product of the times it finished writing and recording in, meaning, it's probably gonna be woke and nigger-faggotlicious. GTA V already went over pretty poorly with most GTA players, and the writing still had fangs, you just had to go deep diving for them in the game's internet.

GTA V had pieces pretty much calling pay to win whales fucking faggots in in-game blogs. Then Online just started catering to them and introduced that badonkadonk guy. Somehow worse and cringier than fucking Nu Saints Row.

The gameplay's probably gonna be the same twitch shooter it always was, which should be fine. Optimization and bloat are indeed gonna be a huge issue, and it couldn't come at a worse time.

I'm guessing it's gonna be a success, but even if it likely is, it'll be pyrrhic. This is gonna be a lot of people's last currently released game before going to emulation/retro forever. It's the game that's gonna price a fuckton of people out of the hobby. I doubt it'll even run properly on base PS5s, and you'll certainly need a beefy-ish PC to run it well.

The prices keep going up. Gaming is no longer a budget friendly hobby. No used games market, no used PCs that are worth much, hardware requirements keep going up while breakthroughs just don't happen as often technologically any more, we are VERY close to maxing out on how good graphics can look. It's been almost ten years since Hyperrealism in Unreal Engine became the norm, killing diverse art styles.

I am hoping it crashes and burns. Ideally, the industry cuts back and scales down a little bit instead of living in this perpetual state of hypothetical gold rush they've maintained ever since the pandemic. If it's another runaway success, I'm scared that all the other companies are gonna want "Their own GTA VI" to print money with much like Fortnite caused an avalanche of copycats. Or just optimistically price their titles at 100 bucks regardless of quality.

Man, gaming just fucking sucks now, huh? I'll fucking take my PS2 polygons as long as the game runs well and is fun, guys. It's not rocket science. I don't need realistic, physics-reacting individual armpit hairs on Lucia. Shit, I doubt I'll even notice the damn things. We have, technically, seen gameplay. But it wasn't a lot of it. And the ONLY thing they're selling us on is the massive graphics upgrade.
 
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I'm guessing it's gonna be a success, but even if it likely is, it'll be pyrrhic. This is gonna be a lot of people's last currently released game before going to emulation/retro forever. It's the game that's gonna price a fuckton of people out of the hobby. I doubt it'll even run properly on base PS5s, and you'll certainly need a beefy-ish PC to run it well.
Nah, the cattle will eat this shit up and this will become the industry standard. Good riddance, can't wait for the industry to collapse in on itself. Most people already play older games/free games/indies/emulate anyways so AAAA will truly just be entertainment for the retarded and the rich, nobody else.
 
Did he already declare that he's going to spend 100 dollars on this game because OOGA BOOGA BOOBIES AND BUTTS ON MUTT LATINA!? If not, guarantee he will, he is the target audience for this nickel and diming, digital only bullshit.

Remind me, was this for the next gen edition? I don't remember this being the case for the original releases for 7th gen consoles, then again I didn't really bother with this game at launch since I was playing other games(and had no reason to stop playing Vice City/San Andreas). Honestly, I am not surprised that GTA 6 has all these ridiculous pre order bonuses, R* knows their audience and they are not very bright so they know they will get away with it.
I feel like there were some kind of bonuses for the PS4/Xbone versions of the game, but they might have been character transfer bonuses or something.

I feel like there was something you had to do that have access to the Sea Plane and the Duke O'Death because those were the big things I wanted when I got the PS4 version but I might just be misremembering.
 
Those were the launch editions of the PS360 versions in 2013.
lol, well even at the time this was, unfortunately, pretty spot on. Still, considering how long people waited for GTA 6, this is obviously tone deaf and won't go over well, I guess R* needs immediate return on investment and won't even wait for Online 2 to start stealing lunch money from mentally retarded people.
 
The gameplay's probably gonna be the same twitch shooter it always was, which should be fine. Optimization and bloat are indeed gonna be a huge issue, and it couldn't come at a worse time.
I hope that it would slightly heavy like GTA IV or a bit like RDRII. GTA V feels too loose and twitchy in my opinion, especially Online.

I'm scared that all the other companies are gonna want "Their own GTA VI" to print money with much like Fortnite caused an avalanche of copycats. Or just optimistically price their titles at 100 bucks regardless of quality.
Well, again, Nintendo started it from $70 to $80 with their Switch 2 releases. MS tried with The Outer Worlds 2 but quickly backtracked. Everybody is just waiting and reacting to GTA VI's critical and commercial reception.

I'm guessing it's gonna be a success, but even if it likely is, it'll be pyrrhic. This is gonna be a lot of people's last currently released game before going to emulation/retro forever.
I have to say, it's definitely a feeling to be within a cultural event like GTA VI. Everything could go wrong for GTA VI, yet they are arrogant and proud enough to continue like nothing's happening. This must be how the Hindenburg felt, expect we're still waiting.
 
what if it doesnt flop tho?
It won't flop, anyone saying it will is delusional. Doubtful that it will make enough money to be profitable due to how long it's been in development tho, remember that GTA5 was the most expensive game of it's time and no doubt GTA 6 will break that record again.
Since it won't flop, the anti-consumer practices that the game sets forward will also be normalized, which is a good thing.
 
Why the fuck is it that every time any piece of news about this game gets released, a bunch of niggers have to run in here and make 20 fucking comments calling anyone discussing it [that isn't just dismissing it instantly as WOKE TRASH GOYSLOP BRO] 'cattle', 'goycattle', 'goyim', 'paypigs', or whatever the fuck? Is it really that important to remind everyone how above it all, enlightened and fucking cool you are? Most people here are pretty fucking skeptical about it, rightfully so, but I'm glad to be reminded that a few of you guys are super, ubercool and enlightened, so much so that instead of buying MODERN GOYSLOP BING BING WAHOO you're emulating obscure shit from the early 90s or whatever the fuck on your Nokia. You're very cool and way better than the rest of us, does that help?

This is on my 'might buy in like six to eight months after release' list, if then. I don't know, as of late I feel like I am no longer the target audience at all for most bing bing wahoo, of course I mostly play autistic shit like simulators and what-not now. Shit, the last games I spent any significant amount of time with in the past year or two has been Kerbal Space Program and Ready or Not. The last new release I bought even close to launch was RDR2. But I'm still a normie goycattle faggot paypig for even discussing this game with a level head apparently. Shout out to @The Last Stand for always keepin' it real, even if I find his obsession with dusty old ladies to be rather distasteful and eccentric at times, at least I've never seen him reminding me 20+ times in ten pages how enlightened and uber cool he is for not buying a fucking video game. Seriously, we get it. You're cool and totally not a slave to the kikes because you're not buying this GOYSLOP intended for NORMIES. Give it a fucking rest. Rockstar isn't going to lose any sleep over not getting your autism disability money, boys. Now hurry back to your anime weeb shit and tendies before they get cold.
 
Why the fuck is it that every time any piece of news about this game gets released, a bunch of niggers have to run in here and make 20 fucking comments calling anyone discussing it [that isn't just dismissing it instantly as WOKE TRASH GOYSLOP BRO] 'cattle', 'goycattle', 'goyim', 'paypigs', or whatever the fuck? Is it really that important to remind everyone how above it all, enlightened and fucking cool you are? Most people here are pretty fucking skeptical about it, rightfully so, but I'm glad to be reminded that a few of you guys are super, ubercool and enlightened, so much so that instead of buying MODERN GOYSLOP BING BING WAHOO you're emulating obscure shit from the early 90s or whatever the fuck.

This is on my 'might buy in like six to eight months after release' list, if then. I don't know, as of late I feel like I am no longer the target audience at all for most bing bing wahoo, of course I mostly play autistic shit like simulators and what-not now. Shit, the last games I spent any significant amount of time with in the past year or two has been Kerbal Space Program and Ready or Not. The last new release I bought even close to launch was RDR2. But I'm still a normie goycattle faggot paypig for even discussing this game with a level head apparently. Shout out to @The Last Stand for always keepin' it real, even if I find his obsession with dusty old ladies to be rather distasteful and eccentric at times, at least I've never seen him reminding me 20+ times in ten pages how enlightened and uber cool he is for not buying a fucking video game. Seriously, we get it. You're cool and totally not a slave to the kikes because you're not buying this GOYSLOP intended for NORMIES. Give it a fucking rest. Rockstar isn't going to lose any sleep over not getting your autism disability money, boys. Now hurry back to your anime weeb shit and tendies before they get cold.
It's okay if you want to spend 100 dollars on a piece of shit, bro. No need to get defensive, just remember that you will be judged for it.
Don't forget to set aside some money for the Shark Cards, you don't want to be left behind in the dust when Online 2 drops!
 
Did he already declare that he's going to spend 100 dollars on this game because OOGA BOOGA BOOBIES AND BUTTS ON MUTT LATINA!? If not, guarantee he will, he is the target audience for this nickel and diming, digital only bullshit.
did you watch some faggot lispy youtuber 10 hour video before making this post you fucking sped?
 
It's okay if you want to spend 100 dollars on a piece of shit, bro. No need to get defensive, just remember that you will be judged for it.
Don't forget to set aside some money for the Shark Cards, you don't want to be left behind in the dust when Online 2 drops!
Dude, I wish I could be as fucking cool as you, one day. Maybe with time, if I study my Talmud enough, I will be.

But I do know that your judgment over me buying it or not buying it will keep me awake at night.
 
Shout out to @The Last Stand for always keepin' it real, even if I find his obsession with dusty old ladies to be rather distasteful and eccentric at times, at least I've never seen him reminding me 20+ times in ten pages how enlightened and uber cool he is for not buying a fucking video game.
That's because I spend most times ogling over vintage actresses. As you say, I keep it real. Unlike some of you busta motherfuckas.
 
That's because I spend most times ogling over vintage actresses. As you say, I keep it real. Unlike some of you busta motherfuckas.
Hey, it's certainly better than trending in the opposite direction, if you like women that were hot in the 1940s I suppose at least you're not waiting at the school bus stop or buying high school girls Mike's Hard Lemonade and rolling up on the Chris Hansen sting house.
 
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