Futbol thread.

[Registration]

I FUCKING LOVE FOOTBAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME. THIS IS WHY THIS SPORT IS SO FUCKING GOOD. JESUS CHRIST I AM NOT EVEN PARAGUAYO BUT HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOOD FEELING OF KILLING GIANTS

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I kneel to Paraguay the giant-slayer.

Also, lol at that nigger to shoot the ball all the way up. That's what you get for not putting a white man to do the job.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

You can't rely on refs forever, Paraguay

Justice is coming

 

[blahblahblah678]

I kneel to Paraguay the giant-slayer.

Also, lol at that nigger to shoot the ball all the way up. That's what you get for not putting a white man to do the job.

A white man made a gay ass little run up that was saved by the Paraguayan keeper. He was lucky the #4 and #5 PK guys for Paraguay fucked up too to momentarily bail him out

 

[foobar]

All teams participating in racemixing will be conquered. BiH shall reign supreme

 

[A Mistake]

Man now all I have to do is pray for both England and France to get fucked

 

[Sheeple]

better luck next time germany

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Gabriel: *fucking embarrassing penalty miss*


Havertz: "hold mein Bier"

Truly what the fuck is in the water at Arsenal

 

[Vlad the Implier]

SO MUCH FOR THE MASTER RACE

¡ARRIBA PARAGUAY!

 

[Unknown God]

Hahaha get fucked Germanstan and the nigger that fucked them over by being shit.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Germany played exactly as I expected them to.
Unmotivated, uninspired, and with a total lack of team cohesion and passion.

I had zero expectations for the world cup and those were entirely fulfilled.
Shit team full of shit mercenary players and big-mouthed toxic retards.

I am glad we are out. Watching our own games was like what I imagine being tortured to death by a Mexican cartel feels like.

I like to watch good football, and our national team has not played anything I'd call good since 1990.

 

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Futaball

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I switched off the fucking stream when Germany got that shitty corner goal and didn't even see that it got chalked off

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I switched off the fucking stream when Germany got that shitty corner goal and didn't even see that it got chalked off

All you missed was bitching and whining players and coaching staff over every little diva stumbling and falling over.
In prime German fashion even the brown players have internalized the #1 German passion: COMPLAINING

 

[Post Reply]

Send the Germans home ASAP, tonight if possible. No more sweet AC for you, losers!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Send the Germans home ASAP, tonight if possible. No more sweet AC for you, losers!

They can stay with me, I not only got AC I also got solar to power it entirely white-guilt free.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is the worst German loss since World War 2

Eh... not making it out of group play the last two World Cups was worse. Especially in '18, coming off as World Champions and not making it out of pool play.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Nigersmann's FM save has gone all wrong since leaving Leipzig.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Germany played exactly as I expected them to.
Unmotivated, uninspired, and with a total lack of team cohesion and passion.

I had zero expectations for the world cup and those were entirely fulfilled.
Shit team full of shit mercenary players and big-mouthed toxic retards.

I am glad we are out. Watching our own games was like what I imagine being tortured to death by a Mexican cartel feels like.

I like to watch good football, and our national team has not played anything I'd call good since 1990.

Honest, while I was cheering for Paraguay you guys had me nervous. Germany really turned up the heat in the second half, had way more control of the ball.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Germany's loss is fitting for the most buckbroken nation in the world.