FB Post How good looking am I?

[Male]

Screw indie video games, THIS is what people should be throwing their money at.

 

[Judge Holden]

I feel bad for Chris. I really do. That's why I'm announcing a CWCstarter campaign to pay for plastic surgery. We're going to turn Chris from this:

into THIS:

Open up your wallets and your hearts, folks.

Why not just donate a pair of rusty scissors so he can cut that disgusting fucking hairdo off at the roots. Sure he will still be a hideous blob of autism but its a fucking start

 

[Thetan]

Funny he got nine votes for 10.

Hi Chris, anna, and white knights!!!!!

He's got about 11 - 12 'friends' on Facebook. Allowing one vote for Chris, let's see how high the number of '10' votes gets.

 

[bradsternum]

Nice to see Anna reinforcing Chris' victim complex. Just what he needs.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Why not just donate a pair of rusty scissors so he can cut that disgusting fucking hairdo off at the roots. Sure he will still be a hideous blob of autism but its a fucking start

Because then he'll just put the greasy shorn locks into a velvet pouch to wear as a talisman to make it grow back.

Fuck me what a weirdo.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I think we need to see who voted for what now, that 9 folks who voted that Chris is a perfect 10 need to sent off for testing.

 

[Thetan]

Funny how the results of this poll are consistent with the results of Chris's appearance on MTV's 'Failosophy'. The majority of the panel, with the exception of the gay dude (how ironic ) found Chris ugly / creepy / repulsive. And these are people who appeared to have no prior knowledge or preconceived notions about Chris.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

I am not going to comment on Chris' appearance. Just. Wow. Back in 2008 if he had a better personality he would actually be datable. But now, wow.

Also, did somebody noticed the Women's plaque? (Not sure what to call it, I am not a native speaker of English).

I noticed that sign too.
At first I thought he's either waiting for a sweetheart on the women's section or looking for women's clothes for himself

 

[DrChristianTroy]

When did we ever state we were "neutral" anyway?

Good question. I always figured the policy was "Try not to be a dumbass."

 

[Thetan]

Man, Anna really isn't helping him out at all, is she?
If either she or Chris bothered actually reading the thread they'd see that people have made suggestions for what Chris can do to improve himself.

Well does a white-knight ever do anything useful or helpful?

Anna's fine with white-knighting Chris, but what's she actually going to DO to help him? I can't see her 'taking one' for team Autism (at least the hooker took care of that).

 

[QI 541]

Is Chris even aware that his physical attractiveness is affected mostly by how well he takes care of himself rather than his genetics?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Seriously. Uglier people form relationships, but that's probably because they wash. And at least TRY not to look on the verge of bitter, angry tears at all times.

 

[Thetan]

Seriously. Uglier people form relationships, but that's probably because they wash. And at least TRY not to look on the verge of bitter, angry tears at all times.

'The Hambeast' got married to an okay-looking guy and she's got a cute lil' baby boy.

 

[nathan_grantham]

I feel sadden and sorry for him by seeing that picture is that he looks more worse that ever physically and mentally.

 

[HandBanana]

Is Chris even aware that his physical attractiveness is affected mostly by how well he takes care of himself rather than his genetics?

No because in his own mind he is a very well put together, physically fit, handsome young man who most certainly does not smell like .


You gotta remember that anyone that says anything negative or constructive to Chris is a ]P of course.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm surprised no one's said this: he's still better-looking than Rika.

 

[HandBanana]

Physically wise both are equally terrible.

Personality and social wise. CWC>Rika.

At least you can play vidya with Chris.

 

[Lady Houligan]

So how many new accounts were there today..?

Also : I voted 1. Not because I think he's unattractive, but because he looks so damned angry and bitter. If he wants all the things he says he wants, he needs to start acting more like it and at least trying to look cheerful. Sweethearts don't fall in love at first sight for a guy who looks like he'd rather assault them than speak to them.

 

[Seahorses]

So how many new accounts were there today..?

Also : I voted 1. Not because I think he's unattractive, but because he looks so damned angry and bitter. If he wants all the things he says he wants, he needs to start acting more like it and at least trying to look cheerful. Sweethearts don't fall in love at first sight for a guy who looks like he'd rather assault them than speak to them.

I wonder if Chris has ever thought of taking China by force.

 

[Meeko]

So how many new accounts were there today..?

Also : I voted 1. Not because I think he's unattractive, but because he looks so damned angry and bitter. If he wants all the things he says he wants, he needs to start acting more like it and at least trying to look cheerful. Sweethearts don't fall in love at first sight for a guy who looks like he'd rather assault them than speak to them.

I wonder if Chris has ever thought of taking China by force.

His Megan emails hints that he had to make the infamous fingerbang picture to keep his hormones in check, so I think it's crossed his mind. I don't think he sees it as rape though. That'd require him to actually think things through and Chris doesn't want to think that he'd be capable of rape or that Megan would've turned him down when it came down to it.