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[cypocryphy]

I wonder if he switched from a double quarter ponder to just a regular one in his attempt to lose weight.

 

[LM 697]

Kenneth Engelhardt (aka KEngel or whatever): "I agree Eddy. That CWCki forum is a disgrace. Neutral my ass."

More proof that all banned members are bitter.

 

[Male]

If anything, the people who gave this pic +5 are the trolls.

 

[Himawari]

I gave him a three, because at least he looks human-ish, and his face has okay proportions. The curls in his hair would be cute, too, if his hair was properly brushed/washed/not on Chris' head.

But knowing who he is and how he acts and smells, that would be a definite zero.

I deducted points for his foul body odor, his vindictive, petty, childish, self-absorbed personality, and selfishness / self-centeredness. I would have given him a lower score than a '1' if negatives were allowed in the poll. The aforementioned are what makes Chris truly unattractive.

Oh absolutely, but since I figure that what he's really asking is, "how likely would it be that a boyfriend-free girl approaches me to flirt after seeing me from afar and finding me attractive?" I thought I'd toss him a bone.

 

[pickleniggo]

Chris looks like he's seem some shit.

....oh wait.

 

[CatParty]

Definitely need an Anna poll. Right now her mindless pandering is making her uglier.

 

[Seahorses]

If anything, the people who gave this pic +5 are the trolls.

I gave him a solid 10 because I am NOT a troll. How slanderous.

 

[Hyperion]

Considering how bad his facial recognition is why is Chris even asking how good he looks? Does he even know the JERK in the photo is him? What if he just took a picture of himself by accident, and is now wondering who this handsome stranger is?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

What the in the name of GodBearJesus are those lines under his eyes?

They look like some sort of scar at this point.

 

[HandBanana]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

He also says he's lost weight

I thought that was Sally Struthers for a second.

I was fully expecting a 1-800 number somewhere around the picture in order to donate to starving kids in Africa.

 

[Lucrid]

What the in the name of GodBearJesus are those lines under his eyes?

They look like some sort of scar at this point.

That's actually the first thing I noticed when I saw this picture. Is Chris getting no sleep at all?

 

[HandBanana]

Man, Anna really isn't helping him out at all, is she?
If either she or Chris bothered actually reading the thread they'd see that people have made suggestions for what Chris can do to improve himself.

Well does a white-knight ever do anything useful or helpful?

 

[XZ 299]

I am not going to comment on Chris' appearance. Just. Wow. Back in 2008 if he had a better personality he would actually be datable. But now, wow.

Also, did somebody notice the Women's sign? (Not sure what to call it, I am not a native speaker of English).

 

[Picklepower]

What the in the name of GodBearJesus are those lines under his eyes?

They look like some sort of scar at this point.

That's actually the first thing I noticed when I saw this picture. Is Chris getting no sleep at all?

He's up all night changing Barb bandages and playin vidya,

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

The result of Megan giving birth to Chris's child Crystal.

i would not be surprised at all if this is how chris sees himself.

Are you kidding? With his facial recognition skills, he probably thinks this is the original photo.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Its about time Chris accepts the reality of what other people think of him. And dammit Anna! She's trying to slow his development down when we're just responding like normal people! Too bad most of the people who want to help Chris are labeled as trolls thanks to Anna.

Also, pardon the Vietnamese language settings on my end. Its the language I'm often used to before English.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I feel bad for Chris. I really do. That's why I'm announcing a CWCstarter campaign to pay for plastic surgery. We're going to turn Chris from this:

into THIS:

Open up your wallets and your hearts, folks.

 

[cypocryphy]

When did we ever state we were "neutral" anyway?

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Time to bring on the tugboat! CHOO CHOO!

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Funny he got nine votes for 10.

Hi Chris, anna, and white knights!!!!!