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[Kosher Dill]

He could easily gain a point by changing his perpetual to a .

Too bad it won't happen. *grunt* *groan*

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If Anna thinks this forum doesn't provide an unbiased perspective, perhaps she should take a few pictures of Chris to the mall or somewhere and conduct a poll herself. Ask 50 or 100 neutral, uninformed passersby to rate him. She can even have them fold their votes and put them into a box that she can open at the end of the day, so they don't feel pressured to give anything but honest answers.

Go ahead, Anna. We're waiting to hear some unbiased results.

 

[Marvin]

Also, Anna really is an unhelpful bag of shit.

This, absolutely. And actually, it's interesting Chris hasn't bothered to like Anna's asspat yet. He might not have noticed it, but maybe he's thinking about something we said on here. (tee hee hee, ok, that's a silly hypothetical, I know)

 

[CatParty]

i'd like to see him ask her flat out

 

[fridgesrants]

Every time he posts a new picture it makes me depressed to see how far he's fallen. I miss circa 2008 Chris.

This. Chris in 2008 looked awkward and weird but he still might have been able to turn his life around. Now he looks like a younger version of Barb.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh anna dear. A cunt who mocked chris chan at his lowest point while still screaming to the world she was his friend, mocking him as he lay terrified and weeping in misery and fear about being sent to prison, and mocking him by telling him he would be raped in prison nontheless, has precisely fuck all right to whine about other people being trolls

Sorry to A-log (kinda) but im getting real tired of this shitstain's self righteousness

 

[Sakamoto]

Did Anna ever give Chris a TRUE & HONEST 1-10 rating? Or did she avoid it?

Of course not, she did an end-run around the question: dodging it completely.

I noticed that Chris now has 3 votes rating him a '10'. What do you ]P think: one vote for Chris using a sock-puppet account, one for Anna (another sock) and one that's either another of Chris's socks or another one of his ass-patters from FB using yet another sock-puppet account?

He may have more than one sock-puppet. Also some people just might vote 10 for the LULZ

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You guys really over-complicate your advice for Chris. Just say one small thing that would make a big change.

SHOWER AND WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. EVERY. DAY.

He won't do it but all the other advice becomes useless if he smells bad and looks greasy.

 

[cypocryphy]

You guys really over-complicate your advice for Chris. Just say one small thing that would make a big change.

SHOWER AND WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. EVERY. DAY.

He won't do it but all the other advice becomes useless if he smells bad.

Though, we're not sure if he even has access to the shower these days.

Y'know...with the hoard and all.

 

[RP 520]

I'm thinking that Anna might be trying to set herself up as a Barb II after Barb is gone. If that is the case, Anna would be 1,000 times worse than Barb as she isn't Chris's mother and shares no attachment to him, she would be a stone cold bitch with no care or compassion towards him. Anna would probably use him for his money and make him bandage her holey butt while telling him how normal he is and how the world is against him as to keep him down and in his place beneath her.

 

[Judge Holden]

You guys really over-complicate your advice for Chris. Just say one small thing that would make a big change.

SHOWER AND WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. EVERY. DAY.

He won't do it but all the other advice becomes useless if he smells bad.

Though, we're not sure if he even has access to the shower these days.

Y'know...with the hoard and all.

Oh im sure thanks to barb's deteriorating state he has constant access to a golden shower whenever he desires

 

[Cid Highwind]

At least Chris was right for once, it is damn stupid question.

I gave him a 1. I know he'll look significantly worse in...oh, say, 2 years, but compared to how utterly normal and decent he looked during Rollin and Trollin, he gets a 1. I'd say, except for the excess weight, that look would easily get him a minimum of 5. Add a good personality, smarts, good sense of humor and either a good job or good creative skills (musician, artist, etc) and that's all you need to get any girl you want.

 

[Fialovy]

Those bangs just look like... crap...

 

[soIregistered]

good creative skills (musician, artist, etc)

We've all seen his songs and drawings, we know he totally has these things...

 

[Night Terror]

Christ... you could fry chips on that barnet. And the rest of it is so frizzy, it's like he spent the afternoon jabbing a fork into a plug socket.
I'm now resolute. My life's goal is to ensure my mane always looks better than his... is that even hair anymore?

 

[Judge Holden]

Anyone else think he looks remarkably similar to

This hair

on this body

 

[YouDorks]

Assuming "1" encompasses deformed people, burn victims, and facial reconstruction surgery efforts, Chris would place a low "2"... the absolute worst attainable rank for any "normal" people. He's really let himself go... if he regularly bathed and groomed himself, saved up his tugboat for some liposuction, and ditched the Goodwill rags, he could *just* make a "5" at his current rapidly accelerated rate of aging.

He's legitimately scary now. That... pussed droop combines with a triple neckbeard chin and potched sickly pale skin... ugh... his "attraction" photos cerca 2005 look hot and youthful by comparison. He could've been a high "7" with proper grooming and social etiquette. In high school, he could've been a "9" or "10" with a lot of effort. He was actually a pretty cute, dirty blond kid.

But no, he pissed away the best years of his life on TCG and vidya... only decay and misery looms now, marking the sad end to great squandered potential. The youthful, naive manchild we once knew is no more.

 

[CatParty]

so if we're all trolls, shouldn't we be telling chris to keep eating shit fast food and not bathing?

 

[Marvin]

I'm thinking that Anna might be trying to set herself up as a Barb II after Barb is gone. If that is the case, Anna would be 1,000 times worse than Barb as she isn't Chris's mother and shares no attachment to him, she would be a stone cold bitch with no care or compassion towards him. Anna would probably use him for his money and make him bandage her holey butt while telling him how normal he is and how the world is against him as to keep him down and in his place beneath her.

Maybe a remote Barb? I don't know, I'm pretty sure Anna is only as eager to be so far up Chris' ass as she is because she's in Utah right now. She's not having to deal with Chris IRL on a regular basis.

 

[Kosher Dill]

so if we're all trolls, shouldn't we be telling chris to keep eating shit fast food and not bathing?

Shhhh! We're trying to get him a wife, who'll turn into a new Barb.
Trolling is also why we're trying to keep the original Barb alive as long as possible.