Operation Tupacalypse Eli shows off "Stoner Bunker", creates Linkin Park music video threatening Hamas

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Well that depends on who you ask. To an Israeli, those settlements are the justifiable expansion of a society
victorious in their more recent wars. To the rest of the
world, they are a violation of the Geneva convention. At
best.
Way off topic. Kinda makes me think about what the international reaction to Trail of Tears would have been if the UN had existed back then.
 
maybe eli will learn a second language and become culturally aware

Not a chance in hell.
Eli's faculties are just too poor to even comprehend Hebrew or Arabic, and if he showed even a fraction of intelligence, he wouldn't have painted that door, nor would we be laughing at Tel Aviv being an Al-Qaeda city or at shekels being called "Islams".
 
Not a chance in hell.
Eli's faculties are just too poor to even comprehend Hebrew or Arabic, and if he showed even a fraction of intelligence, he wouldn't have painted that door, nor would we be laughing at Tel Aviv being an Al-Qaeda city or at shekels being called "Islams".
you never know. the best thing about stupid people is that they can be unpredictable.
if he stays long enough he might learn a word or two, but that's it.
or maybe he'll try to talk back to america.
than the true Odyssey of Elijah will begin.
 
But not only is the plate yellow, it's also shaped like a North American one

Like this?

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Can I respectfully ask that we please stop this slippery slope before someone ends up doing CSI shit on the image and running a police search on the license plate or something and triangulating his exact position down to every moment like Tupac sightings until Eli gets so paranoid he stops posting for another two months?

At least, if you're going to be a complete ween Internet detective #spysouljer, don't post it publicly. Because Eli is a giant pussy I really doubt I or anyone else is going to be able to convince him to start posting again if he gets too spooked. Remember that he literally believes there are hundreds of enemy "counter-spy" super spooky terrorists who will go to such lengths as fly "spy planes" all around the Israeli countryside to find him and behead him on LiveLeak. I wouldn't want to post anything if I was in that circumstance either.
 
Can I respectfully ask that we please stop this slippery slope before someone ends up doing CSI shit on the image and running a police search on the license plate or something and triangulating his exact position down to every moment like Tupac sightings until Eli gets so paranoid he stops posting for another two months?

At least, if you're going to be a complete ween Internet detective #spysouljer, don't post it publicly. Because Eli is a giant pussy I really doubt I or anyone else is going to be able to convince him to start posting again if he gets too spooked. Remember that he literally believes there are hundreds of enemy "counter-spy" super spooky terrorists who will go to such lengths as fly "spy planes" all around the Israeli countryside to find him and behead him on LiveLeak. I wouldn't want to post anything if I was in that circumstance either.

Sorry, didn't mean to dry up the lolcow teat. Just... 100 days!?

Incidentally, does Eli even check the cwcki, or is he mostly confined to twitter?
 
Can I respectfully ask that we please stop this slippery slope before someone ends up doing CSI shit on the image and running a police search on the license plate or something and triangulating his exact position down to every moment like Tupac sightings until Eli gets so paranoid he stops posting for another two months?

At least, if you're going to be a complete ween Internet detective #spysouljer, don't post it publicly. Because Eli is a giant pussy I really doubt I or anyone else is going to be able to convince him to start posting again if he gets too spooked. Remember that he literally believes there are hundreds of enemy "counter-spy" super spooky terrorists who will go to such lengths as fly "spy planes" all around the Israeli countryside to find him and behead him on LiveLeak. I wouldn't want to post anything if I was in that circumstance either.
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I feel like sooner or later Israel is going to get annoyed and send us one of their retarded 20 somethings in return.

He'll probably still be able to type in English better than Eli.
 
Soooo he's claiming its a heavily fortified bunker that'll protect him from any threat, and yet the only thing keeping the door closed is an old ratty rope. But honestly all things considered that actually is a pretty cosy shack, I'm a bit curious how he got it though.
And also is he wearing an ankle bracelet?
 
Tried to figure out whether this was the same location where Eli took his attraction pictures. The wall looks similar, but the ceiling is different.

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Eli basically reconstructed his cottage from Massachusetts, he must be getting home sick. I do feel sorry for him when he returns to find his cottage a smoldering ruin and that the Deagle Nation has been destroyed in the great #skeletonwar. On the plus side maybe then he can become the commander with Jace gone.
 
Eli basically reconstructed his cottage from Massachusetts, he must be getting home sick. I do feel sorry for him when he returns to find his cottage a smoldering ruin and that the Deagle Nation has been destroyed in the great #skeletonwar. On the plus side maybe then he can become the commander with Jace gone.

DD keeps saying that Eli lacks any intellectual curiosity, there's no reason for him to set up his living space any differently than what worked for him back in the States.

His cottage will probably be condemned, but I suspect he'll be sick of deagles after that.
 
Soooo he's claiming its a heavily fortified bunker that'll protect him from any threat, and yet the only thing keeping the door closed is an old ratty rope. But honestly all things considered that actually is a pretty cosy shack, I'm a bit curious how he got it though.
And also is he wearing an ankle bracelet?
Are there bugs over there? Seems like things are going to crawl in his mouth while he's asleep as-is.
 
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