Operation Tupacalypse Eli shows off "Stoner Bunker", creates Linkin Park music video threatening Hamas

[Kosher Dill]

He'll buy a cat.

That's always a good idea. Helps cut down on mice, not that I mention that for any particular reason.

Really, I'm just baffled by this whole thing. Is Jace's plan just to set Eli up in Sandragistan until the MICIS problem is solved, i.e. permanently? And where the hell are his parents? Whatever cover story they've been told must be getting really stale at this point.

 

[WWWWolf]

GET PUSSY guys!

Off topic, but incidentally, I'm writing a text adventure game. Now I'm extremely tempted to implement something like this:

> GET PUSSY

The cat, which you didn't even notice before because he was lurking in the background plotting for your demise, is thoroughly unamused by your attempt at picking him up.

** YOU HAVE DIED **

Back on topic:

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Turns out Eli, even if he's at the moment thoroughly baked and even more thoroughly gotten slummed in Israel, is more knowledgeable of YouTube-isms than Jace. Also, DISRESPECTING THE CHAIN OF COMMAND

Edit: Jesus fucking christ I think I used the word "thoroughly" a few times too much in this post. Drunk. Sorry.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"fuk u sky. im cummin 4 u"

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Really, I'm just baffled by this whole thing. Is Jace's plan just to set Eli up in Sandragistan until the MICIS problem is solved, i.e. permanently?

Jace is a lolcow and like most lolcows doesn't think his plans through. He has no exit strategy, and may only arrange for Eli's return once the inconvenience has become intolerable -after all, he's spending precious weed money on Eli's mission. Or he may just tell him to get a job and save up for a return trip.

And where the hell are his parents? Whatever cover story they've been told must be getting really stale at this point.

Early on, I believed Eli's parents were tearing their hair out over Eli and had already got him back, forcing Jace to pretend Eli was still "Over There", when in truth Eli was forbidden from talking to this Schizo Svengali.

This is not the case.

DD said in Forum Chat that Eli's parents are content to pay his way so long as he stays away from them -that's why Eli has an isolated cabin. They may not have even contacted him in this time.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Turns out Eli, even if he's at the moment thoroughly baked and even more thoroughly gotten slummed in Israel, is more knowledgeable of YouTube-isms than Jace. Also, DISRESPECTING THE CHAIN OF COMMAND

Those "subscribe to my other channels" links have appeared in all uploads on his PKD91 channel for the last two weeks or so. I think Jace may have set them as defaults or just copy+pasted them into each description, since he's very conscientious about branding, I doubt it was Eli's work.

 

[Kosher Dill]

DD said in Forum Chat that Eli's parents are content to pay his way so long as he stays away from them -that's why Eli has an isolated cabin. They may not have even contacted him in this time.

So Wop Dad isn't the only one willing to pay for the privilege of not seeing his delinquent son, huh.
Is Jace the only one of the Usual Suspects whose parents aren't actively hoping to disown him? I know Gail is far from an ideal parent, but Jace should be thankful that he still has people who haven't given up on him.

 

[DeagleDad420]

So Wop Dad isn't the only one willing to pay for the privilege of not seeing his delinquent son, huh.
Is Jace the only one of the Usual Suspects whose parents aren't actively hoping to disown him? I know Gail is far from an ideal parent, but Jace should be thankful that he still has people who haven't given up on him.

To be fair the only reason she hasn't given up on him entirely is because she clearly has abandonment issues and Pastor Faggot keeps pushing to "reform" Jace.

Not A-logging, just an observation.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

So Wop Dad isn't the only one willing to pay for the privilege of not seeing his delinquent son, huh.
Is Jace the only one of the Usual Suspects whose parents aren't actively hoping to disown him? I know Gail is far from an ideal parent, but Jace should be thankful that he still has people who haven't given up on him.

It's very sad. It breaks my heart when I talk to people with depression who have less-than-optimal lives... many dread that their loved ones see them as a burden.

With Eli and Tyce, this is genuinely the case. No one would miss them but us sadists.

 

[BillRiley]

It's very sad. It breaks my heart when I talk to people with depression who have less-than-optimal lives... many dread that their loved ones see them as a burden.

With Eli and Tyce, this is genuinely the case. No one would miss them but us sadists.

I don't think Eli, Tyce, et al are exactly burdened with depression. It's more like they're special snowflakes whose rich parents gave up (or never cared in the first place) and abandoned them to be raised by juggalos or whatever pop-culture excrement found them first.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Dumping some recent Twitter activity. In order of appearance:

For reference: The aircraft in the photo is a common civillian ultralight, they're basically just cheap little recreational vehicles which fly at low altitudes for weirdo enthusiasts to build in their garages. Not a spy plane, obviously.

Also, there's basically no chance whatsoever he actually has an AK47 with Israel's laws unless he became like 3x more resourceful overnight. It's probably an airsoft (don't know if that's really a thing in israel?) or way more likely he's outright bluffing to scare off the Islams like he's done before.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

It's very sad. It breaks my heart when I talk to people with depression who have less-than-optimal lives... many dread that their loved ones see them as a burden.

With Eli and Tyce, this is genuinely the case. No one would miss them but us sadists.

I don't think Eli, Tyce, et al are exactly burdened with depression. It's more like they're special snowflakes whose rich parents gave up (or never cared in the first place) and abandoned them to be raised by juggalos or whatever pop-culture excrement found them first.

Point. I wasn't thinking, but if I thought too much about the good fortune of the Deagle Nation boys I'd have collapsed into A-Logging.

Dumping some recent Twitter activity. In order of appearance:

(Takes a deep cleansing breath and makes a joke instead of raging)

..."And that's why whenever there are a bunch of animals in one place, it's called a 'Tzu'!"

"Unless it's a farm!"

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

Dumping some recent Twitter activity. In order of appearance:

For reference: The aircraft in the photo is a common civillian ultralight, they're basically just cheap little recreational vehicles which fly at low altitudes for weirdo enthusiasts to build in their garages. Not a spy plane, obviously.

I think that actually a powered paraglider

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Two things:

1. If that shack had a T.V. and internet connection, it would be my dream home.

2. I can only imagine how crusty that mattress is from Eli's mass debating.

 

[Tookie]

He's tweeting death threats to a Hamas parody account. It seems oddly fitting.

 

[Kosher Dill]

2. I can only imagine how crusty that mattress is from Eli's mass debating.

Seeing as it takes him 4 days to finish the fight, it's probably not as bad as you think.

 

[Germanicus]

It's very fortunate that the Israeli soldiers guarding the border to the Gaza strip prevented him from running headlong into his own demise. He may be able to last a couple of months in Israel, but he wouldn't last a day in the Gaza strip with his insane ideas.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Not exactly the illegal settlers the IDF tends to deal with...

Hopefully.

From what I understand, all of the settlements were by their very nature illegal.

 

[Fwiffo]

It's very fortunate that the Israeli soldiers guarding the border to the Gaza strip prevented him from running headlong into his own demise. He may be able to last a couple of months in Israel, but he wouldn't last a day in the Gaza strip with his insane ideas.

Ehh, he would probably be fine in the immediate term. He'd just starve to death.

From what I understand, all of the settlements were by their very nature illegal.

Well that depends on who you ask. To an Israeli, those settlements are the justifiable expansion of a society victorious in their more recent wars. To the rest of the world, they are a violation of the Geneva convention. At best.

 

[Smutley]

Jace was in the Marines? More like the CIA with the #sick #sykeops he's got going on right now.

 

[Fwiffo]

Sorry for the turbo-posting, but...

Anyone get a good look at the plate on that Safari? That certainly doesn't look like a Palestinian or Israeli plate. How convinced are we that he hadn't come back stateside long ago?