Operation Tupacalypse Eli shows off "Stoner Bunker", creates Linkin Park music video threatening Hamas

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Ziltoid powiedział(a):
I sometimes wonder whether Eli actually believes in Jace's bullshit mission or is just happy to be a globetrotting bum on someone else's dime.
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According to Deagledad, Eli buys it all hook, line and sinker.

At least Jace still has Eli! Eli is a simple man with very simple needs!
 
Gayzee Pacer powiedział(a):
How does that ugly motherfucker intend to GET PUSSY?
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First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the pussy.

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Of course, a wad of Jace's ill-gotten gains seemed to work just fine, if Eli's story has any truth to it. That is, after all, how the loveshies eventually do it.
 
Pikonic powiedział(a):
Don't give Eli any ideas.
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It doesn't look like it would need any help from fat guys, Eli, or Hamas. A fairly strong breeze could probably wipe that "bunker" clean off the map.

Place reminds me of a flophouse's accommodations. Which is suitable, I guess, considering that this mission is liable to be a flop.
 
Maybe it's time someone conducted a bring our troops home campaign for Eli.
 
Truth be told, for someone of his... caliber, he's done alright. I mean, he's still alive 100 days in and he has found a decent place to squat in. Even with help from Jace I can't help but be impressed that someone this dumb could survive overseas.
 
Hat's off to him for managing to find a shed to squat in. Very resourceful. In fact, at this point Eli is proving to be the most effective member of Deagle Nation. He should be the Commander for that reason alone.

Though at this rate, by the time he makes it home, MS will have released a newer game console than the Bone.
 
I can't believe he's still in Israel and still committed, but his tenacity and ability to persevere in these conditions is actually kind of admirable.

Godspeed, you insane stoned retard!
 
Looks like Jace is redirecting Operation Tupacalypse funds to prepare for the upcoming skeleton war by forcing Eli to find a cheap sublet instead of staying in hotels. I'm actually surprised that Jace hasn't recalled him to help combat rogue agent

Oglooger powiedział(a):
also how does he get power?
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When he goes outside, you can see an extension cord. He's probably getting power from his landlord.
 
The Knife powiedział(a):
Around 1:39, when he steps into the sunlight and you can see his shadow on the ground: look at how frayed and torn up the edges of his pants are. If that's anything to go by, he's been walking around looking like an actual homeless person for a while.
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Well, he IS an actual homeless person. Also, I assume that he doesn't have access to his welfare money in Israel.
 
Germanicus powiedział(a):
Well, he IS an actual homeless person. Also, I assume that he doesn't have access to his welfare money in Israel.
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Did you miss the part where Jace is literally sending him thousands of dollars to stay in hotels and fuck hookers with his weed profits?

Eli is wearing tactical frayed jorts which is Deagle Nation issued garb for desert ops
 
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