Operation Tupacalypse Eli releases "conspiricy" manifesto featuring James Bond/Nickelback remix

[Jake Morgendorffer]

so.. is being shirtless just a deagle nation requirement now?

 

[KingofManga420]

so.. is being shirtless just a deagle nation requirement now?

It basically always has been.

 

[Kecleon]

The shirt is from israelexperts.com , but hell knows if he's still with a tour group at all.

I did a double take at 1:51 when it sounded like Linkin Park said the word 'mice'. Is this video is a coded cry for help over what's going down at his cottage?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm getting some serious Apocalypse Now vibes from this video. I'm not sure if he truly believes this shit anymore or not...

 

[galact0r]

I'm getting some serious Apocalypse Now vibes from this video. I'm not sure if he truly believes this shit anymore or not...

If this ends with Eli crawling around in mud whilst The Doors play in the background I will be somewhat amused.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So...is this the Deagle Nation theme song?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I'm getting some serious Apocalypse Now vibes from this video. I'm not sure if he truly believes this shit anymore or not...

If he somehow manages to get into West Bank and terminates Mahmoud Abbas or Rami Hamdallah with extreme prejudice, that's it. We're turning Tupacalypse into the biggest movie imaginable. Eli will be played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Jace will be played by Tom Cruise, and Eli's qt3.14 Israeli concubine will be played by Betty White.

 

[CWCissey]

If he somehow manages to get into West Bank and terminates Mahmoud Abbas or Rami Hamdallah with extreme prejudice, that's it. We're turning Tupacalypse into the biggest movie imaginable. Eli will be played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Jace will be played by Tom Cruise, and Eli's qt3.14 Israeli concubine will be played by Betty White.

Nah nah nah, for Jace we need to resurrect Marty Feldman.

 

[BT 075]

Whatever happened to the good old days when people would shoot or blow up shit before sharing their Manifesto with the world? Nowadays any stoner douche with half a braincell and computer access gets to have their own manifesto. I blame the internet.

 

[Arctic]

If he somehow manages to get into West Bank and terminates Mahmoud Abbas or Rami Hamdallah with extreme prejudice, that's it. We're turning Tupacalypse into the biggest movie imaginable. Eli will be played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Jace will be played by Tom Cruise, and Eli's qt3.14 Israeli concubine will be played by Betty White.

Johnny Depp as Tyce.

"Gentlemen, you will always remember that this was the day that you got by the #prenkmastr."

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Johnny Depp as Tyce.

"Gentlemen, you will always remember that this was the day that you got by the #prenkmastr.

Tupac himself, should he unfortunately not be found, shall be played by George Takei.

 

[niggers]

i wonder if eli comes back and starts telling jace how it is overseas, describing his narrow avoidance of cereal poisoning and gamerfood spy planes, will jace start to get defensive or defer to him more?

like, eli survived in the desert, fucked foreign hookers, smoked jew weed and escaped from enemy tangos. if he ever gets back stateside, he'll probably be in better shape than jace with more experience "in the field" than his commander, who imo has always wanted a big competent military man to order him around like a reel muhreen (see ARMA2 stream). it could make jace feel impotent as well.

on second thought that's a fucking stupid concept because neither of them has any theory of mind attached to reality. itll probably just go like "tahaa welcome back soldier don't move the posters" "mumble mumble weed runescape terrorists"

 

[waffle]

so.. is being shirtless just a deagle nation requirement now?

Deagle Nation dress code:
-No shirts if at all possible.
-Jorts or basketball shorts shall be worn at all times, except when shagging bitches.
-A suit may be worn in place of jorts of Basketball shorts if one participating in a serious situation and/or political call in show or segment. Such as, fact zone or apartment hunting.
-Shoes shall only be worn while tactically operating outside the home, or during crucial danger situations.
-However, it is permissible to wear a socks when one's feet are chilly. It is encouraged, if at all possible, to mimic the commander by only wearing a single sock.
-Dark glasses will be worn to all official functions and events, regardless of time of day or lighting conditions.

 

[Burned Man]

Deagle Nation dress code:
-No shirts if at all possible.
-Jorts or basketball shorts shall be worn at all times, except when shagging bitches.
-A suit may be worn in place of jorts of Basketball shorts if one participating in a serious situation and/or political call in show or segment. Such as, fact zone or apartment hunting.
-Shoes shall only be worn while tactically operating outside the home, or during crucial danger situations.
-However, it is permissible to wear a socks when one's feet are chilly. It is encouraged, if at all possible, to mimic the commander by only wearing a single sock.
-Dark glasses will be worn to all official functions and events, regardless of time of day or lighting conditions.

You forgot sleeveless shirts, capri pants, and thick full chest hair. According to the Commander this is the ultimate uniform of a straight man. Oh and wrestler doo rags are encouraged.

 

[Zekesman]

If he somehow manages to get into West Bank and terminates Mahmoud Abbas or Rami Hamdallah with extreme prejudice, that's it. We're turning Tupacalypse into the biggest movie imaginable. Eli will be played by Leonardo DiCaprio, Jace will be played by Tom Cruise, and Eli's qt3.14 Israeli concubine will be played by Betty White.

Benedict Cumberbatch will play the sinister leader of Al Gamerfood.

 

[Konstantinos]

I'm getting some serious Apocalypse Now vibes from this video. I'm not sure if he truly believes this shit anymore or not...

I agree. Unfortunately, I don't think Eli is going to be rising out of a swamp at nighttime while clutching a machete and then trying to assassinate Tyce with it. Nothing that exciting I'm afraid.

 

[BillRiley]

I agree. Unfortunately, I don't think Eli is going to be rising out of a swamp at nighttime while clutching a machete and then trying to assassinate Tyce with it. Nothing that exciting I'm afraid.

The Deagle Nation equivalent would be: Tyce peddles furiously past Jace and throws a matchbox car at him.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

The Deagle Nation equivalent would be: Tyce peddles furiously past Jace and throws a matchbox car at him.

That is unrealistic.

 

[Linako 2.0]

>Mexican'ts

Don't make me call los zetas and have them summon quetzalcoatl to take over america.+

 

[Jaimas]

So apparently, if you're an incredibly wealthy sheltered white kid who's never seen a black person, being stranded in an incredibly alien foreign country where you believe literally everyone is trying to kill you for 3 months, with your only social contact being phone conversations with a delusional paranoid schizophrenic drug abuser, and being sent on fake "missions" by the "CIA" can make you go kinda crazy. It might make you say or do some weird things. Who would have thought?

In other news, Jace is unintentionally (or perhaps intentionally) creating a perfect successor with this perfect storm of unbridled fucking schizo insanity. I still think Jace's original plan was to live vicariously through Eli, by putting Eli in the perfect fantasy situation that Jace would want to act out (basically being STRYKER) - but over time Eli got so used to this insane environment he became a mini-Stryker himself.

There's a marked difference between his early videos and these ones in terms of how complicated all this shit is getting in his head. He's getting more insane as it goes on.

Do you feel like a Deagle yet?