Operation Tupacalypse Eli releases "conspiricy" manifesto featuring James Bond/Nickelback remix

[chiefshittingbull]

CRAWLING IN MY DOOT DOOT DOOOOT

 

[Randall Fragg]

What was that song playing at the end?

 

[Soew]

What was that song playing at the end?

Nickelback - edge of a revolution, i like to imagine Jello Biafar crying in the fetal position when i listen to it

 

[Dalish]

can we all come together and laud eli having his priorities in order by first tweeting applebee's

 

[DeagleDad420]

I wonder if Eli has any family members that miss him.

Nah.

Jace seems to flip flop on who he trusts and considers allies. Like how sometimes the CIA is his friend, other times they're part of the grand conspiracy against Jace, he references Catholic stuff and seems to have a firm belief in it at times and at others he calls himself an atheist and denounces pastor faggot and religion.

He believes certain parts of the CIA, those "loyal" to Obama, to be evil, but he considers there to be small remnants of the CIA who are still loyal to the United States Constitution which are on his side - CIADude420 among them. The atheist thing has been made very explicit before but basically he WANTS to be atheist to be edgy and rebel against his parents but he can't, both because his Pastor/Mom will crack down on him, and because he now believes that being Catholic gives you some sort of innate defense against subliminal Islamic indoctrination whereas Atheism provides no defense at all.

 

[MerriedManJr]

So Jewish bitcoins and Mexican drug money are financing Nazi Muslims (including al-Gamerfood) to attack the US from abroad while Obama and the Illuminati (including Dick Squad) attack the US from within? I feel like the author of Tiberius Rising really jumped the shark with this installment.

 

[Tookie]

I wonder if Eli has any family members that miss him. I mean, he's been gone for a long time for vaguely-defined reasons.

Their sped son is out of their hair and being financially supported by someone else. I can't imagine they're asking a lot of questions.

 

[Konstantinos]

Their sped son is out of their hair and being financially supported by someone else. I can't imagine they're asking a lot of questions.

That's pretty depressing to hear. Eli's parents must be really apathetic if they don't care at all that their son has been half way across the world in a war-torn desert for almost five months now. Eli is a shitbird, granted, but that seems weird that his family would have no reaction to the matter at all.

 

[CasualWhimsicott]

Okay but seriously I'm wondering how he managed to get actual foreign currency and I don't feel like slogging through 100+ videos for the off-chance he talked about it (which isn't likely).

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

This conspiracy makes no sense.

 

[Tookie]

Okay but seriously I'm wondering how he managed to get actual foreign currency and I don't feel like slogging through 100+ videos for the off-chance he talked about it (which isn't likely).

What else would he be using? Outside of a few countries in Central America you have little choice but to use "actual foreign currency."

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Okay but seriously I'm wondering how he managed to get actual foreign currency and I don't feel like slogging through 100+ videos for the off-chance he talked about it (which isn't likely).

Eli is actually in Israel. You don't just flash dollars (although Eli didn't know this when he first arrived - he was horrifed that he had to give up his Freedom Bucks to convert to a currency called ILS, or as he calls them, "Islams").

 

[Konstantinos]

This conspiracy makes no sense.

Conspiracy theories never do.

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

Conspiracy theories never do.

That what makes Francis E Dec funny.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I love how it cuts from the James Bond theme and the X Files to Eli mumbling incoherently.

 

[BillRiley]

I love how it cuts from the James Bond theme and the X Files to Eli mumbling incoherently.

...duuudelikethey'retotallyeverywhereimmadudelikedude...BADA-BADA-BADADA!!!

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Conspiracy theories never do.

Yeah, but some can be downright cool to think about. Black Helicopters... Aliens... Men in Black... Moon landing... Second Shooter on the Kennedy assassination... I'm sorry, I was playing Black Ops and the orignal Deus Ex earlier. This isn't either of those.

Wheres the ground-shaking proof about IS infiltrating America, damnit?

 

[CWCissey]

Is that graffiti of The Joker? It looks like The Joker.

Also, is that CRAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN I hear at random blips?

 

[drtoboggan]

Nothing says edgy like oh god I can't type this with a straight face.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

It's very nice of Jace to send Eli some of the shrooms he took during the 2nd longplay along with his recent tugboat. I was almost expecting to see some fast and the furious scenes intermixed with all of that