🐮 Lolcow Doug Jackson / SV Seeker - Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.

[Adamska]

Drowning in feces as the ship collapsed Edmund Fitzgerald style was only something I thought was half in the cards

It's funnier when you realize that he has to flush it in a certain way or else it literally will sink.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Full report on the oceangate sub released this week:

Opublikuj w wątku „Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way"

Niedziela o 16:03

Final report is out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGRjhfttZGg

Spoiler: Abridged Summary of Report

• Implosion:
  • Impossible to use carbon fiber hull to be defect-less and some of the processes to manufacture the cylinder hull led to defects.
    • Unconventional methods were used by people lacking knowledge of the processes involved.
  • No pressure load or repeat failure tests with full-scale models were done by Titan.
    • Minimum testing of 2 1/3 scale models done showed failure at 3000m and 3300m with both models failing due to pressure.
  • Lack of reports on manufacturing including grinding down of carbon fiber layers...

• GenociderSyo

Reakcje: x 285 x 33 x 16 x 18 x 12 x 5 x 3 x 1 x 10

Lots of parallels between the Oceangate CEO and Doug. I hope that when the Seeker sinks we get a full writeup like this too

 

[Tiresome]

Full report on the oceangate sub released this week:

Opublikuj w wątku „Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way"

Niedziela o 16:03

Final report is out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGRjhfttZGg

Spoiler: Abridged Summary of Report

• Implosion:
  • Impossible to use carbon fiber hull to be defect-less and some of the processes to manufacture the cylinder hull led to defects.
    • Unconventional methods were used by people lacking knowledge of the processes involved.
  • No pressure load or repeat failure tests with full-scale models were done by Titan.
    • Minimum testing of 2 1/3 scale models done showed failure at 3000m and 3300m with both models failing due to pressure.
  • Lack of reports on manufacturing including grinding down of carbon fiber layers...

• GenociderSyo

Reakcje: x 285 x 33 x 16 x 18 x 12 x 5 x 3 x 1 x 10

Lots of parallels between the Oceangate CEO and Doug. I hope that when the Seeker sinks we get a full writeup like this too

Very unlikely, Doug isn't rich and doesn't ferry rich people and is an unlikable asshole whom literally no one on this planet will mourn or think about after he's gone. I expect any official Coast Guard report on the sinking will be the maritime equivalent of "lol boomer faggot" and no one will even bother to FOIA it.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Very unlikely, Doug isn't rich and doesn't ferry rich people and is an unlikable asshole whom literally no one on this planet will mourn or think about after he's gone. I expect any official Coast Guard report on the sinking will be the maritime equivalent of "lol boomer faggot" and no one will even bother to FOIA it.

Sort of. Oceangate’s CEO was almost a stereotypical narcissist but he was trying to pioneer something genuine (in his case, the folly of carbon-fiber). Doug with his tourist now science ship is playing catch up with actual ship designers and scientists so he is more like Donald Crowhurst playing up to a likely deadly game

 

[myhairisonfire]

Reddit user Insideinfo2026, a member of the Caribbean Cetacean Society , has joined the r/SVSeeker_Free subreddit to spill the beans. This user has apparently been confirmed to be a member of CCS via private messages showing photos from the boat.

Unsurprisingly, Doug and Carol were unprofessional and drunk, the boat was falling apart, Doug was unable to maneuver the boat. Surprisingly, Carol was hiding food from the crew; if they were seasick, they were not allowed to eat.

The CCS is apparently working on tell-all report of their experience working with Doug's Sea Chest Foundation, to be released eventually.


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Some selected highlights:

He is being controlled by his ‘fiancé’ Carolle who was looking for a luxury trip in the Caribbean…

they were hiding food we provisioned the boat with for the crew. Crew that got seasick were not allowed to eat an apple.

Crew that were vegetarian were scolded at not respected saying thing ‘if i shove meat down your throat while you sleep you wont die’

2 bottles of wine were consumed by one person a day.

Just because his idiot fiance is too old for this type of work which they knew they signed up for he turned into a complete pussy and continue to sabotage our agreement.

 

[Path Wanderer]

if they were seasick, they were not allowed to eat.

If these were employees denied goods stipulated in a contract, I would imagine this is an actionable abuse of power

Perhaps coincidentally Doug has withdrawn from an event by that very Caribbean Cetacean Society (L)

The culprit, the dastardly weather of summertime Florida

(10/10 larp calling this dude “Sir” lmao)

 

[Tiresome]

I submit the title of the thread should be changed to Doug Jackson, SV Seeker, Complete Pussy.

 

[myhairisonfire]

If these were employees denied goods stipulated in a contract, I would imagine this is an actionable abuse of power

Perhaps coincidentally Doug has withdrawn from an event by that very Caribbean Cetacean Society (L)

Wyświetl załącznik 9251025
The culprit, the dastardly weather of summertime Florida
Wyświetl załącznik 9251026
(10/10 larp calling this dude “Sir” lmao)

I touched on this a page or two back, hes just shifting the narrative to put the blame on someone besides himself.

"These RECKLESS whale watchers want me to SAIL my BOAT on the WATER! Outrageous demands from a bunch of pussies. I know whats best out here, while they stay on land."

Can't wait for this report to drop, I want to hear an honest opinion of life on the boat.

 

[Adamska]

The guy who uses school bus parts to drive a lopsided junkheap that causes brain damage if you move wrong cannot really talk about someone ignoring problems.

I cannot wait for the whale watchers to absolutely dunk on this entitled fuck.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Imaging getting with Doug because you were promised a sailing lifestyle in the Carribean. Instead of margaritas on a yacht you get to swill wine on a listing shitheap

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Those girls must have horrific stories of Dough coming on to them.
"You know at sea the captain's orders are law. You have to fulfill my every desire. However that doesn't mean I won't fulfill yours."

 

[Bawbag]

Those girls must have horrific stories of Dough coming on to them.
"You know at sea the captain's orders are law. You have to fulfill my every desire. However that doesn't mean I won't fulfill yours."