DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

[Calandrino]

So skip it? I saw parts of season 1. It gets worse?

There's more and more talking as the money thins out, that's basically the worst of it. Didn't live long enough to properly jump the shark.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

For some reason a lot of the Supergirl fans on twitter really wanted to see an episode where it was revealed Supergirl had a dick, for some reason they kept demanding that,

That show attracted the worst people.

 

[DocAwe]

A lot of "fans" aren't actually fans and just want their degeneracy played out on a popular stage.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

A lot of "fans" aren't actually fans and just want their degeneracy played out on a popular stage.

Yeah, still they were good at flooding Twitter with their demands.

They had an epic meltdown when the show was canceled, acting like it went before its time(It had more episodes than Remmington Steele for crying out loud) and losing it when they figured out the show was going to end withough showing the Supergirl with a dick.

Every show on the CW had degenerate fans but for some reason Supergirl got the worst of them. I feel sorry for anyone acting on that show as I am sure they got really creepy fan mail.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It'd be pretty funny if Kara and Lena actually got together and Superman gets the widest grin on his face when telling Lex his sister is fucking his cousin.

I don’t know, the fans seem to have Kara be on top and Lena on the bottom.

 

[DocAwe]

I don’t know, the fans seem to have Kara be on top and Lena on the bottom.

Errant thought but probably the only "safe" way to have sex with any Kryptonian Would be in a red sun environment or something equivalent.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Lex: Please pass the gravy, you alien freak.
Clark: With pleasure, you corporate scumbag.
Lex: So how's work been? Put any hardworking humans out of a job?
Clark: You mean those same underpaid humans who you hired to create a red sun death ray?
Martha: Would anyone like some pie?
Clark: Of course, Ma.
Lex: Cherry would be great, Mrs. Kent.

I like the idea of Lex being an absolute venomous bitch to Clark, but a gentleman to the parents.

 

[The handsome tard]

Errant thought but probably the only "safe" way to have sex with any Kryptonian Would be in a red sun environment or something equivalent.

If Lois is alive after having kids with Clark, then I’m sure it’s all about self control at the end of the day.

But then again, Clark was raised on Earth so I guess your results may vary with other kryptonian characters.

 

[DocAwe]

If Lois is alive after having kids with Clark, then I’m sure it’s all about self control at the end of the day.

But then again, Clark was raised on Earth so I guess your results may vary with other kryptonian characters.

Maybe, but one wrong twitch and she's modern art.

 

[Humble Architect]

Errant thought but probably the only "safe" way to have sex with any Kryptonian Would be in a red sun environment or something equivalent.

It’s called “Superman style” and it’s him laying there.

“Lois I’m ready!”

But he also had a Wolf of Wall Street party in his youth so maybe he truly does have “precise muscle control.”

 

[The handsome tard]

Maybe, but one wrong twitch and she's modern art.

Well, you know how it is, the more dangerous the sex, the more intriguing it is for some (well, actually many, but many wont admit it) women.

Why the hell you think romance/kink novels almost always involve some supernatural creature ? The logistical complications are kind of a turn on.

But truth of the matter is, there just isnt any explanation beyond "just that self control" because, really, most of the men that wrote these didnt have "how do they fuck" as part of the character building process.

 

[DocAwe]

It’s called “Superman style” and it’s him laying there.

“Lois I’m ready!”

But he also had a Wolf of Wall Street party in his youth so maybe he truly does have “precise muscle control.”

Yeah, he also got ass raped by a bunch of terrorists once too.

 

[Humble Architect]

Yeah, he also got ass raped by a bunch of terrorists once too.

Not canon, also was technically Silver Age Supes so it’s a different guy.

I also disregard anything written by blacks.

 

[TheOtherOne]

I like the idea of Lex being an absolute venomous bitch to Clark, but a gentleman to the parents.

Would he even have a problem with the Kents? Besides being the parents of Superman, they're normal people who have no real reason or way to challenge him (beyond the obvious "get Clark to knock some sense into him"). He wouldn't have a reason to start treating them like he does Superman unless a writer decided to write him like an idiot, since they have nothing to hide (in the scenario where he knows Clark is Superman) or anything to prove to him.

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

If Lois is alive after having kids with Clark, then I’m sure it’s all about self control at the end of the day.

But then again, Clark was raised on Earth so I guess your results may vary with other kryptonian characters.

this can be solved by just pairing him with Wonder Woman. Then they can just fuck in a volcano or something and no one'd care.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

I'm old enough the idea of Superman having a son is still lolwat
that was the big difference between Goku and Superman was Goku had kids and then had to go train and fight and save the world and be dead and shit but he had kids to worry about too

if superman fights goku in dragonball than there is no winner. they can fight while they're dead and they can be brought to life. the fighting never stops.

 

[The handsome tard]

this can be solved by just pairing him with Wonder Woman. Then they can just fuck in a volcano or something and no one'd care.

Frank Miller had them do that and it legit killed people through natural disasters (and its implied they didnt give a shit lol)*

God damn, just what the hell was The Dark Knight Strikes Again...

*I refuse to believe he didnt have a strange boner while writing that part

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

this can be solved by just pairing him with Wonder Woman. Then they can just fuck in a volcano or something and no one'd care.

sorta like that bit from Mallrats

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

Frank Miller had them do that and it legit killed people through natural disasters (and its implied they didnt give a shit lol)*

God damn, just what the hell was The Dark Knight Strikes Again...

*I refuse to believe he didnt have a strange boner while writing that part

that sounds like the coolest comic of all time. Goddamnit I love Frank Miller.

 

[Mystery Spy]

Superman and Lois was the best show they did. Once they got Superman away from the Supergirl writers and in his own universe it was great. Don't watch him in any of the other shows, the show he has on his own is much better and has a protuction team that didn't have much to do with the other CW shows.

Start with the pilot movie, it sets up the rest of the show.

It really is a great show and I wish they would have just made this version of Superman's family the one in the movies instead of giving us yet another reboot by James Gunn.

This is tied with Lois and Clark as my favorite Superman TV show. Oh, and they didn't race swap Lex, that is a fake out.

Thank you for the in depth post. I might end up watching it, just because you vouched for it. Good to know the CW managed to make at least one DC show that wasn’t completely garbage.

No offense to the people that liked Arrow, and Flash. But I don’t get how people weren’t repulsed by the bad writing, and obnoxious, in your face, propaganda of the whole CW DC universe . Batwoman, and Supergirl being absolute low points for DC as a whole.