DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

A lot of "fans" aren't actually fans and just want their degeneracy played out on a popular stage.

Yeah, still they were good at flooding Twitter with their demands.

They had an epic meltdown when the show was canceled, acting like it went before its time(It had more episodes than Remmington Steele for crying out loud) and losing it when they figured out the show was going to end withough showing the Supergirl with a dick.

Every show on the CW had degenerate fans but for some reason Supergirl got the worst of them. I feel sorry for anyone acting on that show as I am sure they got really creepy fan mail.
 
Lex: Please pass the gravy, you alien freak.
Clark: With pleasure, you corporate scumbag.
Lex: So how's work been? Put any hardworking humans out of a job?
Clark: You mean those same underpaid humans who you hired to create a red sun death ray?
Martha: Would anyone like some pie?
Clark: Of course, Ma.
Lex: Cherry would be great, Mrs. Kent.
I like the idea of Lex being an absolute venomous bitch to Clark, but a gentleman to the parents.
 
Errant thought but probably the only "safe" way to have sex with any Kryptonian Would be in a red sun environment or something equivalent.

If Lois is alive after having kids with Clark, then I’m sure it’s all about self control at the end of the day.

But then again, Clark was raised on Earth so I guess your results may vary with other kryptonian characters.
 
Errant thought but probably the only "safe" way to have sex with any Kryptonian Would be in a red sun environment or something equivalent.
It’s called “Superman style” and it’s him laying there.

“Lois I’m ready!”

But he also had a Wolf of Wall Street party in his youth so maybe he truly does have “precise muscle control.”
 
Maybe, but one wrong twitch and she's modern art.

Well, you know how it is, the more dangerous the sex, the more intriguing it is for some (well, actually many, but many wont admit it) women.

Why the hell you think romance/kink novels almost always involve some supernatural creature ? The logistical complications are kind of a turn on.

But truth of the matter is, there just isnt any explanation beyond "just that self control" because, really, most of the men that wrote these didnt have "how do they fuck" as part of the character building process.
 
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