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[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Steve Lightfoot has made good on his threat to abandon the John Lennon hating state of California and is now driving around Utah and Idaho, looking for a place to settle and begin terrorizing the residents and city councils of Mormon HQ.
Link to the update post.

 

[Vibralldo]

Intrepid Kiwi detectives knew that Nick would never do anything just for his kids. Light research revealed that there's a BDSM even just 20 minutes away from the waterpark.

In a shocking twist, Nick is not at the BDSM sex convention, instead he is doing something even more degenerate:

Being a guest on the Biggest Pedophile Problem in the Universe with Dick Masterson and Vito in person live at the LA Barbie Dream Mansion right now!

Discuss Nick having no charisma and a permanently fucked up voice from coke and nitrous abuse here:

Nick is on with his e-daddy!
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Edit: It opens with a coke-on-nose running joke by Vaedo:

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Edit 2: It is a grift. There is a 20 dollar SuperChat reading rule.

 

[karz]

What an all out embarrassment.

White House Signal App Fallout Continues: due to Hegseth's and Waltz's carelessness, an Israeli Mossad source in Yemen was compromised and likely executed.
Israeli diplomats are "furious" over the Trump Administration's sloppiness.

 

[Sprate Header]

Kyle Seraphin, a right-wing podcast grifter whose entire "career" is based off the fact he's an ex-FBI agent, has decided to die on the hill of denying the existence of the child sextortion cult 764:



This on its own wouldn't be that notable (people say retarded shit on Twitter all the time), if it didn't turn out that Kyle has the direct ear of the current director of the fucking FBI:



>we share information about FBI stuff

Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/764-its-offshoots-com-internet-extortion-groups.200432/post-20952610

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

After his temp ban, the halal cow @Lunar Eclipse Paradox has returned to the farms. Thank you Papi Null for the early release from purgatory in today's MATI.

Fuck
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[A Cat in a Minefield]

Trevor Milton, ex CEO of Nicola Motor got a presidential pardon.

He was sentences to 4 years in prison for defrauding investors by selling them the promis of a zero-emissions 18 wheel truck which did not exists. He released a now infamous video of his truck "driving". In reality, the truck was rolling down a hill and they just tilted the camera.

Interestingly enough, him and his wife also donated over $1.8 million dollars to Trump's campaign.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20945015

 

[Blackstar]

Less than a day after claiming that he wasn't going to rehab and just had to do online classes and stay clean, Bossman has been caught ripping bongs in CS2 matchmaking game. He claims his PO told him to switch crack for weed, and that it's allowed.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/austin...les-austin_07-irondollah.170347/post-20952317

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[Osama Bin Laden]

Brandon Hilton's thread has been moved to Internet Famous. The countdown has started when Brandon will inevitably find this thread because he has Google Alerts registered with his internet aliases so he can DMCA his thread.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/brandon-james-brandon-hilton-onya-mann-the-house-of-mann.215330/

It should be noted that Brandon really doesn't like Rob's Media video about himself as he has previously took it down and will go at any lengths to DMCA something that makes him look bad.

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[S.C.U.D.]

420chan sysop Audrey Cottle, AKA Kirtaner, has been arrested in connection with the 2021 Texas Republican Party hack, according to the US Department of Justice.

 

[Vott]

Fallout 76 and it's community have a new updated thread out. From it's disastrous launch to notable members of the community. After Sinseer, Who knows what other strange characters will be uncovered from here?

 

[Polentic]

A new JustARobot call has come out, between Luke and a retarded they/them vore furry. JAR has also been kicked out by Professor Dreadlock (his roommate) for fighting with neighbors, and calling his sister fat. He also goes to AI therapy.

Discuss the forever deteriorating career of Grifter JAR.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/luke-m...eoauthor-justsomeguy9001.212821/post-20954295

 

[D_Tractor]

Utah bans fluoride in public drinking water

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/utah-b...a-first-in-the-us.215731/page-2#post-20954419

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Andrew Tate has been accused of raping and beating his one of many ex-girlfriends, Bri Stern. What makes this different from previous abuse allegations (which were proven true) is that it all took place while Tate was living in the United States with Bri, an American citizen.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph is mad that Grace Thorp would not have sexual intercourse with him.

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-20954717

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Keffals went on a long rant on his groomercord about how the mean ol’ sneeders (Hi Lucas, glad you remembered me <3) gave him the highest scoring “PTSD” his “therapist” had ever seen.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

After 649 videos and roughly 4 years on YouTube, John Lasheras has finally reached the milestone of 100 subs. Come celebrate this great achievement.

Big news everyone!

 

[HahaYes]

Come and join us tonight on space station 13! Rounds begin at 6pm EST every Saturday
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kiwi-space-station-13-server-2024-edition.182480/

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Another document from Jackie Singh's time in the military has been revealed, yet another reprimand for conduct unbecoming of a member of the armed forces. In it she is accused of being a ho:

 

[Markass the Worst]

Car-hating retard Jason Slaughter a/k/a Not Just Bikes went to a Tesla protest in Amsterdam. Guess how many people showed up?



Only 18 including himself.

Discuss how epically owned Elon Musk must be in the anti-car Community Watch thread.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/not-ju...banism-car-free-anti-car.127069/post-20958663

 

[Harm]

Here's a roundup of Nicholas Rekieta's stories regarding his 8-year-old daughter testing positive for cocaine. Specifically, she may or may not have tested positive for the major cocaine metabolite called benzoylecgonine.
I really didn't want to do this because I knew it would take a few hours. (Yeah, this post took me 3 hours.)

Kiwi Farms user AltisticRight has put together a superb long-form post dissecting the Rekieta Question; specifically, the allegation that cocaine metabolite test results demonstrate that Nick Rekieta's 8 year old daughter was poisoned with cocaine (whether deliberately or accidentally). Coming in at 3,900 words and with over a dozen citations, it's quite possibly the best analysis of the evidence currently available, including many scientific diagrams:



How much cocaine do you think they gave her? Come speculate wildly on all of the details in the Rekieta thread:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20954026

All lolcows featured in this post are innocent until proven guilty.