Chris's New Facebook Statuses

[Tubular Monkey]

Who's trolling?

THIS. Talking critically about something is not trolling.

TROLL!

 

[snowkitten91]

Gasp! Chris discovered our super secret trolling lair yet again!

 

[Mr. 0]

To be fair, a good amount of the discussion over Chris is fairly light trolling, and I use that term loosely.

But not as loose as his hooker was.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And yet if he took even the smallest step to improve his life, this place would be his cheering section.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

To be fair, a good amount of the discussion over Chris is fairly light trolling, and I use that term loosely.

But not as loose as his hooker was.

If Chris gets 9 McNuggets in his 10 pack, they're trolls. There are no plans or conspiracies to troll Chris here. If Farts Tardington gets his feelings hurt, that's not our problem.

 

[JULAY]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

Who's trolling? I'm not trolling. I'm assessing your life and shaking my head in disappointment, but none of us is trolling. And just because you have irritable bowels, it's no reason to use a semicolon.

Did I miss something here? Did Chris post a new status that mentioned the new forum?

 

[snowkitten91]

Yep.

 

[Male]

Yet he's still too much of a coward to talk to us.

 

[punchabunch]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

Who's trolling? I'm not trolling. I'm assessing your life and shaking my head in disappointment, but none of us is trolling. And just because you have irritable bowels, it's no reason to use a semicolon.

Did I miss something here? Did Chris post a new status that mentioned the new forum?

You forget. ANY Discussion of Chris is, in his mind, Trolling.

 

[cypocryphy]

His loneliness must be really getting to him if he's up to this again.

 

[BillRiley]

His loneliness must be really getting to him if he's up to this again.

OK Cupid update, whining about trolls on Facebook. Yeah, that would be my guess, too.

 

[Golly]

If JULAYfags wouldn't get to him, I actually think him being a part of the forums would be the closest thing to a step in the right direction he'd have done in a long time. Assuming he'd listen to us, it'd provide him with a point of view not coming from his mother, the pity of his church, or people who just want da lulz.

 

[Bgheff]

Would never happen. If you are not kissing his ass he just ignores any input you give.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If JULAYfags wouldn't get to him, I actually think him being a part of the forums would be the closest thing to a step in the right direction he'd have done in a long time. Assuming he'd listen to us, it'd provide him with a point of view not coming from his mother, the pity of his church, or people who just want da lulz.

The most qualified one of us to talk to Chris is Alec, and as calm, rational and sensible as he was with Chris, nothing changed in the end. You can debate Chris's intelligence, but it is an ironclad fact that his personality is that of a spoiled child who refuses to accept even constructive criticism. He'll shut down and pout, then write you off as a meanie. He is only taught through fear, like fear of arrest and jail time. He denies the reality that causes fear, so he only learns once he's stepped in the bear trap. No warning goes heeded, no lesson is learned, no distress signal had been sent.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

You know ... outside of his paranoia, Chris may be referring to the time he got suckered by the "CWC 2012" campaign.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I find it funny that he honestly thinks that we're all trolls whose lives revolve around making him mad. Just further proof of his ridiculously inflated ego. And, as previously mentioned, he's too much of a coward to come and talk to us directly. And so he lives his sad little life, drowning in a sea of sadness and idiocy, doing nothing to improve himself.

Seriously, his life would make a good drama.

 

[Rio]

You know ... outside of his paranoia, Chris may be referring to the time he got suckered by the "CWC 2012" campaign.

nobody actually did anything though. It was just a bunch of joking around. Chris was the one who took it at face value and started driving around and looking for posters to tear down.

Having said that, yeah; he could be referring to that time. He probably still sees it as being trolled.

 

[Golly]

Would never happen. If you are not kissing his ass he just ignores any input you give.

Oh certainly not, but if he ever got struck by lightning, which affected the part of his brain pertaining to his inability to take constructive criticism, well...that'd just be OK.

(Not A-Logging, just mad-scientisting)

 

[CatParty]

Would never happen. If you are not kissing his ass he just ignores any input you give.

Oh certainly not, but if he ever got struck by lightning, which affected the part of his brain pertaining to his inability to take constructive criticism, well...that'd just be OK.

(Not A-Logging, just mad-scientisting)

maybe chris needs some shock therapy.

 

[Trombonista]

You know ... outside of his paranoia, Chris may be referring to the time he got suckered by the "CWC 2012" campaign.

That was fun.