BronyCon 2018

[Deadpool]

This is definitely Hirtes.

I have a favor to ask everyone here. If my life is as pathetic as Hirtes when I get to be his age, I ask...no, I BEG one of you to find me and put me out of my misery.

 

[Maxliam]

Just a couple of days ago, @Mariposa Electrique described Chris's body shape as being like a pear on stilts and, the more I think about it, the more I like it.

It's simple, he's getting older, his metabolism is slowing down and he doesn't walk much. Normally heavier people who at least walk around a bit have some decent legs under the flab.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is definitely Hirtes.

Hirtes also doesn't understand what "Confidential" means lmao

(See the 2nd line)

 

[asperhes]

Also I've just noticed how many items of headwear he has on. The pony horn, the pony ears to go with it, the Sailor Moon tiara and then it looks like there's another headband that's so far back that it's functionally useless.

He's dressed like his room.

I wonder what Chris thinks of people who dress in a spare, neat style, or who have minimalist interior decoration. He seems to hate empty space and subdued style. I guess since there's nothing inside his head and he has zero going for him it's the only thing he can do to get people to pay attention to him. His interestingness can only be a costume.

 

[Deadpool]

Hirtes also doesn't understand what "Confidential" means lmao
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(See the 2nd line)

I get the feeling Hirtes doesn't understand most things.

 

[repentance]

Hirtes also doesn't understand what "Confidential" means lmao
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(See the 2nd line)

Why would you even consider "acting accordingly" if the person making the complaint *isn't* willing to meet with you and do so officially? You're just asking for people to file false complaints once it's known that you act without investigation.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris posted on FB rambling about how OCs and ponysonas work.

I'm sure there's medicine somewhere...

Maybe a doctor.

 

[Xanax]

He's dressed like his room.

I wonder what Chris thinks of people who dress in a spare, neat style, or who have minimalist interior decoration. He seems to hate empty space and subdued style. I guess since there's nothing inside his head and he has zero going for him it's the only thing he can do to get people to pay attention to him. His interestingness can only be a costume.

I don't think Chris is necessarily so comforted by clutter because he's dumb or because he wants attention. His penchant for unsubtle primary-coloured clothing and childish accessories is a product of his environment. Barb has always decorated the house like a shrine to gaudy bullshit, so Chris learned to decorate his room as a shrine to his own brand of gaudy bullshit, and that translates to his fashion sense.

 

[Rungle]

How is Barb doing?

Well previous con i tought she was going to die but ended up still being alive. So now im going to think shes going to be alive and maybe, just maybe, she actually dies.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Why would you even consider "acting accordingly" if the person making the complaint *isn't* willing to meet with you and do so officially? You're just asking for people to file false complaints once it's known that you act without investigation.

The letter says "would you be willing to come in and discuss this further?" so at that point they don't know that Hirtes is full of shit.

 

[Cuntster]

Hopefully she is dead.

You really want her out of the picture so you can move into 14BC and have some quality time with Chris don’t you? And when I say quality time I mean balls deep quality time.

 

[repentance]

The letter says "would you be willing" to talk to them, so at that point they don't know that Hirtes is full of shit.

It's a bit weird that the letter says they'll be putting their "operatives" (lol, seriously) on the lookout for Chris before they've even met with the person making the complaint and gotten details from them. Of course Hirtes is probably counting on that type of response.

 

[Xanax]

https://twitter.com/NoCWCallowed/status/1023396910357532673?s=19
http://archive.is/9cSKx



lol this is the gayest shit.

"Someone is saying" Yep, sounds credible. Just ignore that the account was created today and is blatantly themed around this single tweet.

#MeToo

Woooooow

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Woooooow

CWC getting MeToo'd means he's officially a true and honest celebrity. Something Hirtes will never accomplish because he's in his 50 dollar a month welfare apartment 24/7, only occasianally scurrying out from his hidey hole to leech from the Pizza Hut wifi while he eats his natural prey, a large with extra pepperoni and a diet cola.

He really does just inadvertently helps Chris look more important and/or make him look better by being this vastly pathetic.

 

[idosometimes]

Chris posted on FB rambling about how OCs and ponysonas work.

Is anyone surprised that a selfish child with no positive qualities chooses the rarest and most special (good way; not how he is "special") pony in the entire pony universe? Chris is a real life version of Cartman; he has to be the best. He needs every superpower. He must be an all powerful winged unicorn that can fly and manipulate time and space with its mind. Just like real life Chris.

I don't think Chris is necessarily so comforted by clutter because he's dumb or because he wants attention. His penchant for unsubtle primary-coloured clothing and childish accessories is a product of his environment. Barb has always decorated the house like a shrine to gaudy bullshit, so Chris learned to decorate his room as a shrine to his own brand of gaudy bullshit, and that translates to his fashion sense.

He is mentally a child. He likes childish things and lots of them. Chris only buys garbage made for children because he lives in a childish fantasy world. His fantasy worlds are squarely rooted in specific IP because he does not have a creative bone in his body. The "accessories" all help to reinforce the fantasy. Chris does not dress in a higgledy-piggledy way. Everything is specific and has a place. They make pretend world more real (or strengthen psychic link between dimensions).

You really want her out of the picture so you can move into 14BC and have some quality time with Chris don’t you? And when I say quality time I mean balls deep quality time.

Why don't you just consider the facts there?

Does nothing to help Chris for years.
Chris comes out as bisexual.
Suddenly interested in saving Chris from the meanies on the internet.

I think we have our answer...

 

[Gunslinger]

The drama with KP has been mined to death within the brony community itself at this point. Aside from being fake as fuck and two-faced, there really isn't anything about her that would be of interest to the Lolcow forums most likely. Also, where are we at on Chris? I had to miss most of the "fun" today, but I thought there was one more panel before everyone went radio silent. Is Bronycon only running panels til 10PM this year again?

She has a thread here already.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ilovekimpossiblealot.33378/

I have a witness account that Chris just detonated a suicide vest after a staff member punched his badge for heroin use at dilation station #6. Source says 30+ seriously wounded, dozens more triggered from the sudden loud noise and are flapping their red cards in panic. Will provide more info as it comes in.

But was he vaping?

So Chris was rebuffed by some other uppity self absorbed fagala that thinks about cartoon ponies all day and he seems to have come out as the better person by not throwing a fit and venting his feeling on twitter without naming any names. Then he chilled out and had a bite to eat.
I wouldn't exactly call this the saga of the decade.


At least he has the pony prom tonight?

Remember last year when he bought those ridiculously small silver women's shoes to wear? I guess he'll be dancing with Magi-Chan and Cryzel this year.

Spoiler

 

[BScCollateral]

Prostitution is consent.

But it is not "romantic."

 

[BScCollateral]

Do you drive a Mitsubishi, Marv?


These requirements are not a burden. If dress pants and blouses for women and polos and khakis for men are permitted, this is more a "don't come looking like a complete slob" event than it is a formal event.

Yes, the dress code strikes me as "business casual." It's not "formal" at all. The only possible headache would be the dress shoes.

 

[No_one]

Yes, the dress code strikes me as "business casual." It's not "formal" at all. The only possible headache would be the dress shoes.

You really think bronies would know the difference?
These people would wear the immortal combo of a polo shirt, necktie, trilby hat, cargo shorts and sandals and say its as formal, elegant, mature and classy as a morning dress.

 

[Maxliam]

You really want her out of the picture so you can move into 14BC and have some quality time with Chris don’t you? And when I say quality time I mean balls deep quality time.

Me I just wanna hit that sweet dead barb puss. That's why null banned me from the chat, he's gonna try to hit it first.