UK Britons ordered to remove air conditioning from homes in 40C heat under Net Zero crackdown - Oi Mate! You 'ave a loisence to stay cool?

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The Tories warned that Britain was being left 'in the dark ages' through the 'bonkers' Net Zero drive​

By Dan McDonald
Published: 25/06/2026 - 03:40

Britons have been ordered to remove air conditioning from their homes - despite the country baking in up to 40C heat this week - under a fresh Net Zero crackdown.

Planning officials at councils have told residents to take down their cooling units over concerns about carbon dioxide emissions.

They say AC, despite the heat, should serve only as a "last resort".

The crackdown comes from building regulations which demand "active cooling" is used only after all "passive cooling" methods, like opening windows or running fans, have been exhausted.

The Tories have accused the Government of leaving Britain "in the dark ages" through Net Zero policies which prevent citizens from accessing "modern conveniences that are completely normal in other countries".

Standard guidance says planning consent is not needed for air conditioning in most circumstances.

But permission becomes mandatory in specific scenarios, including properties in conservation areas - with separate regulations applying to flats, leasehold properties, and shared buildings.

This creates situations where units are fitted believing they comply with rules, only for council enforcement teams to turn up and demand their removal.

One Londoner received orders to "permanently remove" two cooling units from the rear of their property, The Telegraph revealed.

Camden Council's planning inspectors determined there was "no justification" for the equipment, ruling it breached the authority's "cooling hierarchy" policy.

During an appeal, the homeowner was advised to open windows and balcony doors in their first-floor flat to achieve ventilation "by natural means".

When the resident raised security concerns in the crime-addled capital, inspectors dismissed these, arguing the risk was not "as great as those associated with ground floor windows" and suggesting windows could remain closed overnight.

Camden inspectors specifically noted "the absence of ceiling fans" in the property, though this was never a stated requirement.

Even after determining the units were "neither intrusive nor harmful" to the neighbourhood's character, officials still demanded they were scrapped.

The homeowner ultimately won on appeal to the Planning Inspectorate by proving their property already featured environmental improvements like solar panels.

Londoners are at greater risk of enforcement action.

The capital's borough councils have incorporated rules derived from Sir Sadiq Khan's "London Plan" into their local planning frameworks.

The Mayor's 2021 strategy notes that "new development in London should also be designed to avoid the need for energy intensive air conditioning systems as much as possible".

Camden's local plan pledges to actively "discourage the use of air conditioning" over concerns it raises "demand for energy" and warms "the local micro-climate".

Islington Council also restricts cooling systems on environmental grounds, saying they "must only be considered as a last resort".

These local policies go above and beyond national building regulations, which merely prioritise "passive cooling" measures like window shading before AC.

Shadow Energy Secretary Claire Coutinho said: "It is totally bonkers for council bureaucrats to block people from installing air conditioning because it uses too much energy.

"This is exactly why we must repeal the mad building regulations that force councils to care more about box-ticking and process than letting people keep their homes cool in the summer.

"We have to get out of this miserabilist Net Zero mindset which says that Britain alone has to stay stuck in the dark ages and can't enjoy the modern conveniences that are completely normal in other countries."

Estimates indicate roughly three per cent of British homes have air conditioning, compared with 90 per cent in America.

The Climate Change Committee has acknowledged the need for cooling systems in care homes, schools and hospitals as temperatures increase, appearing to contradict official Government policy.

Labour failed to amend building regulations last week, saying they reflected "the Government's commitment to improving energy efficiency".

A spokesman for the party said: "Air conditioning units are not banned. They can be installed in both existing and new homes and we expect councils to take a common-sense approach to the rules around this, which are there to manage the interests of communities and the environment.”

A Camden Council spokesman said: “Residents seeking planning permission need to demonstrate that alternative, more climate-friendly measures are not suitable, and that units will not create noise or other harmful impacts on neighbours.

“Enforcement action in these cases is rare and used only as a last resort where this guidance has not been followed.”

Meanwhile, a spokesman for the London Mayor said the policies kept “keep homes cooler without relying on energy-intensive solutions”.

They added: "Local planning decisions are the responsibility of the boroughs, who have their own policies in place”.

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Just to clarify, this is shite rules created by London that only apply to Londoners. It's basically a different country.

I also want to point out, again, that this sort of scare-mongering headline is intended to trick people into believing that the current heatwave is both the "new normal" and unusual, when neither is the case. A few days of hot weather is being used to engineer and maintain belief in the climate change scam.
 
Opening the windows doesn't help anyway, there is no breeze and any air that makes it way through a window is also hot. I came out of the AC cooled Tesco yesterday and walked into a wall of heat it was like opening your oven door when you've left it on max settings for an hour.
 
Just to clarify, this is shite rules created by London that only apply to Londoners. It's basically a different country.

I also want to point out, again, that this sort of scare-mongering headline is intended to trick people into believing that the current heatwave is both the "new normal" and unusual, when neither is the case. A few days of hot weather is being used to engineer and maintain believe in for the climate change scam.
Yeah bro, you totally don't live in a shithole country and a failed society, it's those dang dirty LONDONERS who are to blame!
Maybe if you cope hard enough, you can make the rapes and stabbings go away, too, since apparently those are also a LONDONER problem, basically a different country!
 
Yeah bro, you totally don't live in a shithole country and a failed society, it's those dang dirty LONDONERS who are to blame!
Maybe if you cope hard enough, you can make the rapes and stabbings go away, too, since apparently those are also a LONDONER problem, basically a different country!
Fuck off, retard.
 
Should burn Council members instead, will do wonders to reduce carbon emissions.

Of course shitskins living in UK financed houses will continue running aircon 24/7.
They're used to the heat, it's not as hot here as it is in Bumfuckistan. I see them cutting about in huge puffer jackets (though those are for storing drugs and weapons rather than warmth) and thick woolly jumpers and long trousers, with a huge thick fuzzly beard and wild hair, while I'm in a vest and shorts and a #1. I don't know how they can stand it, surely everyone's body temperature is 37C and they'd want to lose heat and cool off. It's not even like the old Arab or black guys who wear light robes or khameez or whatever they call those long floaty dress things, those would be quite cooling, it's insane.
 
Fuck off, retard.
No counterargument, just petty impotent rage. No wonder the rapefugees aren't phased by you and rape your women, and now they don't even have the decency of turning on the AC to keep them comfortable. Pathetic, but hey, cope some more and maybe you can convince yourself you don't live in a failed society, as you sweat like a pig in whatever pigsty passes for a home back in UK.
"We don't have the resources to actually enforce this consistantly, so instead we will only do so in highly public cases where we desire to make an example of someone"
I think this is the best part: their government is incompetent as all hell, but because the population is so mind numbingly stupid and docile, they will get away with this ridiculous ban solely because the people they lord over are even more pathetic. They deserve it, to be honest, the thought of asshurt br*toids sweating bullets in their unconditioned apartment as they seethe about Americans fills me with joy. I am looking forward to hearing about the next creature comfort they will take away next, maybe they will take away toilets and force br*toids to shit on streets like animals, might as well with how many indians live there now.
 
This is what two centuries of brain drain does to an empire. Britain went from ruling the oceans to arguing over whether people should have air conditioning units bc something something FUCKING CLIMATE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!! as the afternoon temps soar above 100 F and houses built for a cold climate turn into ovens that literally roast their occupants alive.
 
it’s hot. Let people have AC.
Build some nuclear power plants, let people have clean cheap energy. Renew the North Sea licences like you should be, re open the pits.
Listed buildings shouldn’t just be wrecked by adding units everywhere but most listed places are cooler anyway due to construction. There is zero reason for any new build not to have appropriate heating and cooling and we, as a nation, need to start throwing the petty commissars into whatever voids are left by the mining and drilling .
And then turn to genuine environmentalism - stopping the water companies discharging untreated sewage. Executing gyspy fly tippers on the spot, and stopping the countryside being paved over for more immigrant housing and deano boxes
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As I told the French in another thread: Wet your fucking hair. Evaporation cools you down just fine. "BUT MUH GRAN" Give her an ice lolly and a glass of water and wet her hair too.
Aw shit, if I'd thought of that I wouldn't have shaved my head yesterday. Though my hair's thick and woolly (bog nog dysgenics) and it grows like weeds, even wet it wouldn't have been much help. I'll try a wet towel on my head and hope I don't get mistaken for one of the Palestine march nutters.
I wish there was a sticker for horrifying and hilarious at the same time.
Horrilarious
 
it’s hot. Let people have AC.
Build some nuclear power plants, let people have clean cheap energy. Renew the North Sea licences like you should be, re open the pits.
Listed buildings shouldn’t just be wrecked by adding units everywhere but most listed places are cooler anyway due to construction. There is zero reason for any new build not to have appropriate heating and cooling and we, as a nation, need to start throwing the petty commissars into whatever voids are left by the mining and drilling .
And then turn to genuine environmentalism - stopping the water companies discharging untreated sewage. Executing gyspy fly tippers on the spot, and stopping the countryside being paved over for more immigrant housing and deano boxes
They are building NPPs and they're looking to generate a significant chunk of power from nuclear. But it takes time because theses plants take long to build, mainly due to supply chains and red tape. And nuclear power is, thanks to said red tape, not all that cheap usually, either. Renewables look very cheap on paper because price per MW is super low, but of course they don't deliver when needed. So you have massive overcapacities installed, leading to negative prices during the day and obscenely high prices when the sun doesn't shine and the wind doesn't blow, because then other plants must chime in, and since they're only used sparingly, they're usually expensive and drive electricity prices in merit order.
Renewofags swear that batteries will solve it, but the supply chain issue is enormous there and will make renewables way less cheap than they appear.
 
It does yes and the chamber is kept at 68f/20c.
@Dreamland amusingly, there’s that David-tier get together thiel is hosting near Dublin and one of the sessions is about how to bring back nuclear power. Not for the plebs obviously, for the data centres.
But if we can get the nukes started and then somehow start putting heads on spikes we will be grand
You can't possibly expect your betters to lead from the front and be the first to sacrifice, now can you?
 
It cracks me up how some euros will insist that if you just design a house differently for "air flow" or something then your house won't be baking hot on a 90 degree humid day with no breeze. Just use the fucking AC tech you retards.
 
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