Boomer Hate Thread

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

COVID was punishment, and we didn't let it hit the boomers hard enough.

Blame millennials for not letting Covid do its job. Millenials are spineless and pathetic, as well as emotionally fragile. Their boomer parents, who are manipulative and egotistical, weaponized them to be their town criers.
“You wouldn’t want your grandkids/grand dogs/grand cats to not have a grandma would you?”

Instead of saying fuck off, they got played hook line and sinker.

They were the ones screaming for everything to be shut down, to triple vax and mask or you’ll kill grandma.

All that to never get inheritance, or maybe some shitty coke bottle collection in a decade as a “thank you.”

 

[Attempt Turd]

I knew a few Korean vets. They're the only boomers who aren't complete jackasses. Same thing with Vietnam vets. Vietnam vets will piss on the face of any communist. In the words of a good friend of mine who served in Vietnam. Socialism is for fags. And if you don't help your fellow American, you are a dirty red.

Also on a side note, I was watching a romantic comedy with two of my friends. And one of the mother characters really embodied the complete boomer stereotype of not helping her. Daughter who is trying to finish her nursing test by watching the kids.

Once again: the oldest boomer was eight years old when the Korean war broke out.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Blame millennials for not letting Covid do its job.

I don't think the governors and mayors ordering the lockdowns were millenials

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I had the wonderful experience of reading two boomers argue Israel vs Palestine in a fucking community Facebook.

Complete with the pro Israel boomer sharing AI slop content, the pro Palestine boomer asking if the other guy has "even been to a halal bakery?" and both boomers flexing on how many other countries they've traveled too like some kind of oldhead dick measuring contest.

Keep in mind the intent of this page is to share like "who's the best mechanic in town?" and "music in the park this weekend" kinda stuff.

 

[HerTea Pants]

COVID was punishment, and we didn't let it hit the boomers hard enough.

I call it "The Boomer Doomer" and you're right. Such a missed opportunity. If anything like that comes along again, I won't try to talk my parents out of any of it.

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

I had the wonderful experience of reading two boomers argue Israel vs Palestine in a fucking community Facebook.

Complete with the pro Israel boomer sharing AI slop content, the pro Palestine boomer asking if the other guy has "even been to a halal bakery?" and both boomers flexing on how many other countries they've traveled too like some kind of oldhead dick measuring contest.

Keep in mind the intent of this page is to share like "who's the best mechanic in town?" and "music in the park this weekend" kinda stuff.

Surprised that there is even pro Palestine boomers. No matter if the by are left or right, boomers love their Jews

 

[HerTea Pants]

boomers love their Jews

They really do. My Dad thinks I'm an extremist because I don't love the jews like he does. He spends his entire day watching Fox News then he wants to try to talk to me about it all and he had the nerve to tell me I'm pushy with my political viewpoints. When really all I have told him is, "There is no political solution".

He's not even religious so it's not like he is misinterpreting the Bible and believing those imposters have some sort of holy claim to that land. He just believes everything he sees on the TV like it's his boss and it's his job to believe it.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Thanks for reading. I know it was a lot.

This might sound mean but kick your faggot dad out and move him to a Haitian ran home and just abandon and cut off your mom to her fate.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

This might sound mean but kick your faggot dad out and move him to a Haitian ran home and just abandon and cut off your mom to her fate.

"May your carer be Somalian" is my preferred way to put it

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

The ones that grew up on easy street are the worst boomers there are.

I'll describe practically every Silent Gen I've met:

Imagine being absolutely naive and absolutely covertly malicious at the same time. All of the worst Boomer stereotypes minus the hedonism rolled into one group.

 

[The Last Stand]

Good luck trying to convince boomers that AI/outsourcing/mass immigration are bad ideas. They don't give a fuck how it'd affect other people. Just the way of the world I guess. They've already got theirs.

 

[eDove]

Good luck trying to convince boomers that AI/outsourcing/mass immigration are bad ideas. They don't give a fuck how it'd affect other people. Just the way of the world I guess. They've already got theirs.

Whenever presented with evidence of something she doesn't like, my boomer grandmother asserts that it must be AI.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Had this encounter with a fucking boom of customer again. Have a lot of older customers and the guy was angry that we weren't dropping everything. To start his project, even though we said we cannot do your project in the rain. And no, Mr Boomer, just because you do part of the project without us asking doesn't mean the price goes down. You've actually made our job harder because we have a method of which things we put in first. So it's easier for us to finish your rock beds
No, we're not offering a discount. If you give us recommendations to your friends. This is not Amazon.
No, we do not accept payment. In collectibles.
No, there is not a warranty on the rocks. They are fucking rocks. No one warranties rocks.
Please stop talking to me about you retarded boomerisms and your boomer wisdom. We want you to start the project tomorrow. Then you're going to pay the rush fee, which is an extra 100 percent. On top of the price.
Wells are gonna get down before the end of the summer. Yes. But we need to wait for the weather to be good for you it to get done, so it's not a mess. You don't want to pay the wash feet and it's getting started on Monday.

 

[Audit]

Brief boomerism I've noticed when dealing with boomer salesmen is constant overestimation and exaggeration of their own social position and wealth. Were they once offered a half million dollar check for something? You best bet they will talk about it every day for the rest of their lives. A brief inspection of their actual net worth reveals the bluster is just talk though.

Still, their absolute, unforgiving arrogance lets you skim quite a few tidbits of information from boomer salesmen that they probably ought not to be revealing. Shame it's all so haphazardly scrambled in their brains that half of it is wrong though.

 

[Cybertonia]

Brief boomerism I've noticed when dealing with boomer salesmen is constant overestimation and exaggeration of their own social position and wealth. Were they once offered a half million dollar check for something? You best bet they will talk about it every day for the rest of their lives. A brief inspection of their actual net worth reveals the bluster is just talk though.

The best ones are the ones that wear fake rolexes, as if it's still 1987 and nobody knows how to tell the difference.