bisexuals on tumblr

[sugoi-chan]

Apparently bisexuals literally get pulsing glowing genitals when having sex:

NSFW - http://bisexualsaregreat.tumblr.com/post/106993681265/livelaughawesome-literally-me-when-i-have-sex https://archive.is/otwxX

 

[Tlazolli]

can we have a general GLB tumblr thread? or will there be too much autism in one thread?

We need that or make one to mock sjw misandrist lesbians. So much lolcow material.

 

[DuskEngine]

XXXDDD

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Oh lord. They are. I remember one of them saying that if you shipped Pearl and the Mayor character, then you were homophobic because she's a lesbian (Even though it's obvious that she had a thing for Rose, there's nowhere in the show that implies that she only likes females. Hell, the reason she probably doesn't like Mayor Dewey because he's sweaty and weird. Not soley for the fact that he has a penis. But I digress).

Tell us more about the gender politics of characters in Steven Universe please

 

[RM 810]

Someone I followed on tumblr argued that if you are, for example, a straight cis male but you won't date a MtF then you are misogynist and transphobic. A straight cis female who won't date a FtM is also misandrist and transphobic.
These people give me a headache.

I don't think they believe in misandry, because power + prejudice and shit.

Spoiler: STEALING MEMES

The bisexuals stealing lesbian memes is something that requires a bit of explanation, it's still retarded, but less so with context, also I already know this shit, so I may as well share the utterly useless knowledge of tumblr history.

So, back when the last episode of Korra aired and Korra and Asami (both girls) ended up together rather than Korra and Mako (a guy) some chick on tumblr wrote this analysis about how her ship was better, and because it was tumblr that automatically meant she had to prove it was "queerer".

And tumblr, naturally, bullied her off the site, and ran 'feudal lord and handmaiden' into the ground.

Spoiler

And then a bisexual tried to join in

So that went well.

Then this year some other "lesbian meme" started, and I don't know the origin this time because I do not care enough to look it up.

Spoiler

And of course those dang dirty bisexuals were at it again

Spoiler

And it's reaching the point where bisexuals stealing lesbian memes is becoming a meme in and of itself.

So in summary

also :autism:

 

[Tlazolli]

Lesbian tumblr is the worst out of LGBT tumblr. "Stealing memes from lesbians" we get, everything made by lesbians is exclusive to lesbians. All the other marginalized GBT can go fuck themselves. The L of LGBT is the only one that truly matters.

They act like elitist pre-schoolers who don't want to share their shiny new toy. Truly amazing to watch.

 

[Beaniebon]

The explanation made it seem even more autistic thn I had originally assumed it was

 

[RM 810]

The explanation made it seem even more autistic thn I had originally assumed it was

It's tumblr, everything is more autistic than it looks. Except the self-diagnosed autistics.

 

[女鬼]

can we have a general GLB tumblr thread? or will there be too much autism in one thread?

Have you seen the asexual thread? It's aready autistic enough; if we make a megathread ithe autism will reach critical mass. Better make separate threads for containment.

There should be a thread on sjw lesbians, they are so delusional and whiny, they are truly a goldmine. Specially the Steven Universe lesbian sjws, they are hysterical.

We need that or make one to mock sjw misandrist lesbians. So much lolcow material.

Lesbian tyrants that want children to die for inaccurate fanart representation of the sexuality of a fictional genderless space rock with a huge nose.

Lesbian tumblr is the worst out of LGBT tumblr. "Stealing memes from lesbians" we get, everything made by lesbians is exclusive to lesbians. All the other marginalized GBT can go fuck themselves. The L of LGBT is the only one that truly matters.

They act like elitist pre-schoolers who don't want to share their shiny new toy. Truly amazing to watch.

This thread is about the bisexies. If the tumblr lesbos grind your gears that much, make a new thread about them instead of derailing this one.

The bisexuals stealing lesbian memes is something that requires a bit of explanation, it's still retarded, but less so with context, also I already know this shit, so I may as well share the utterly useless knowledge of tumblr history.

So, back when the last episode of Korra aired and Korra and Asami (both girls) ended up together rather than Korra and Mako (a guy) some chick on tumblr wrote this analysis about how her ship was better, and because it was tumblr that automatically meant she had to prove it was "queerer".

Ah, the Great Korrasami Tardfight. Grown adults fighting over memes and cartoon characters like it was the next crusade was something to behold. Peak Tumblr.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I don't think they believe in misandry, because power + prejudice and shit.



The bisexuals stealing lesbian memes is something that requires a bit of explanation, it's still retarded, but less so with context, also I already know this shit, so I may as well share the utterly useless knowledge of tumblr history.

So, back when the last episode of Korra aired and Korra and Asami (both girls) ended up together rather than Korra and Mako (a guy) some chick on tumblr wrote this analysis about how her ship was better, and because it was tumblr that automatically meant she had to prove it was "queerer".

And tumblr, naturally, bullied her off the site, and ran 'feudal lord and handmaiden' into the ground.

Spoiler

And then a bisexual tried to join in

So that went well.

Then this year some other "lesbian meme" started, and I don't know the origin this time because I do not care enough to look it up.

Spoiler

And of course those dang dirty bisexuals were at it again

Spoiler

And it's reaching the point where bisexuals stealing lesbian memes is becoming a meme in and of itself.

So in summary

also :autism:

What's extra hilarious about bisexuals stealing "lesbian memes" in regards to Korra is that both Korra and Asami were confirmed bi by the creators not lesbians (they both dated Mako earlier on in the show). So if anything the lesbians would be the ones doing the appropriating except this whole thing is too stupid to even be an issue.

 

[gophergoober]

Tumblr is "its everyones fault but mine" the website and people complaining about the wonderful western white patriarchy that provided them with the internet, electricity and other things they enjoy in their day to day life.

 

[GS 281]

I am so happy this thread is where it is.

 

[JU 199]

Bisexuals are gay

 

[Asandy31]

These people are not really bisexuals, they probably had bisexuality thrust upon them due the fact that people of opposite gender refuse to sleep with them, so they increase their potential dating pool with cool catchphrases like poly, bisexual, or desperate.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

What's extra hilarious about bisexuals stealing "lesbian memes" in regards to Korra is that both Korra and Asami were confirmed bi by the creators not lesbians (they both dated Mako earlier on in the show). So if anything the lesbians would be the ones doing the appropriating except this whole thing is too stupid to even be an issue.

I wish "memes" stopped being a thing. It really has become beyond stupid.

 

[Gato da Vida]

These people are not really bisexuals, they probably had bisexuality thrust upon them due the fact that people of opposite gender refuse to sleep with them, so they increase their potential dating pool with cool catchphrases like poly, bisexual, or desperate.

That strikes me as more than mildly sexist. "Oh, no one of the opposite gender will sleep with me, maybe it'll be easier to get into the pants of my own gender, cuz they have lower standards or something."

In a way they're right about it being easier to fuck your own gender I suppose. But then again, you don't need to be bi to have sexual relations with your hand.

 

[Kusottare]

These people are not really bisexuals, they probably had bisexuality thrust upon them due the fact that people of opposite gender refuse to sleep with them, so they increase their potential dating pool with cool catchphrases like poly, bisexual, or desperate.

it's like being an incel except you beg your dad to fuck you as well as your mom

 

[lainiwakuraa]

Oh, I recognized one of the screencaps in the OP, deerhoof. It's the same cow who said this:

Spoiler

 

[Anime-Chan]

" I like boys, I would never fuck a girl but I would dare one"
This is always the kinda reply I get when I ask some who is "bi" what it means to be bi

 

[Beaniebon]

Um if you wouldn't fuck both a man and a woman, you're not fucking bisexual. That's literally what it means. Is that not the common consensus?

Im assuimg youre talking about tumblr bisexuals? I haven't had much interaction honestly...

Reminds me of political lesbians who'd still have sex with a man...

These tumblr girls try so hard

Like honey

You're a straight white cis girl. You only confuse the general populace when you make shit up and change definitions of words to make it something its not.

 

[TiredConlanger]

"Well, I'm different because I like men, women, and TRANS people. I'd probably date a TRANS person, MtF, FtM, it doesn't matter because I LIKE TRANS PEOPLE and I might DATE a TRANS person or maybe just HAVE SEX with a TRANS person because I'm ATTRACTED TO TRANS PEOPLE mmmmmgod have I earned enough points to upgrade my ally badge yet????? brb gotta masturbate to TRANS people over how open minded and progressive I am."

There are two reasons why I hate pansexuals more than even the retarded bisexuals of tumblr:
1. They're special snowflakes struck harder by the 'tism overall. As in "Oh, being bi is just so OLD SCHOOL and ANCIENT."
2. The weird tranny fetishism and overemphasis on it. Especially since they hilariously miss their own hypocrasy, that they bitch about people treating trannies like anything but their transitioning gender for brownie points and identity politics stuff, yet they do so to be even more a special snowflake when it's convenient for them.

The "bisexual erasure" and similar tags continue to be gold, by the way.

Apparently going "everyone's bi" in a work of fiction is somehow erasing bisexuality and acknowledging the general rates of sexual orientations in a human cast of characters is somehow erasing being gay/not straight/whatever entirely.

And apparently assuming bi guys are gay and bi girls are straight is because of patriarchy. Or something.