Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I'd never heard of her before, but you are correct. I was able to find a photo of her in the exact outfit.
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What a horrifying appearance. Her face might actually be worse than her body. She looks like a melting wax figure.
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Looking into it, she used to be gorgeous back in the 90s when she was in her late teens and early 20s.
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Kind of ironic that a mother and daughter are getting plastic surgery to look like Katie Price when Katie Price is getting plastic surgery to not look like Katie Price.

 

[NoBueno]

I'd never heard of her before, but you are correct. I was able to find a photo of her in the exact outfit.
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What a horrifying appearance. Her face might actually be worse than her body. She looks like a melting wax figure.
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Looking into it, she used to be gorgeous back in the 90s when she was in her late teens and early 20s.
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Jordan has been a yachter the whole time.

As shes been getting older and freaker looking the demand is running lower so the rumors are shes been accepting payments for crazier fetishes while yachting. Which resulted from the now wiped from the internet leaked photo where shes pooped on

 

[Just A Rat]

She’s not a yacht girl she’s just a regular whore.

 

[Major]

Jordan has been a yachter the whole time.
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As shes been getting older and freaker looking the demand is running lower so the rumors are shes been accepting payments for crazier fetishes while yachting. Which resulted from the now wiped from the internet leaked photo where shes pooped on
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amazing what some people will do for money. It's not like she really needs it either

 

[NoBueno]

amazing what some people will do for money. It's not like she really needs it either

It's more about maintaining the luxurious celebrity lifestyle than just cash, travelling the world, going to exclusive parties, hanging out on megayachts in the med. Being in the tabloids. The lifestyle

 

[Amin Yasister]

Jordan has been a yachter the whole time.
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As shes been getting older and freaker looking the demand is running lower so the rumors are shes been accepting payments for crazier fetishes while yachting. Which resulted from the now wiped from the internet leaked photo where shes pooped on
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Fucking Hell. Did she have surgery to make her legs look like Dyan Mulvaney's?

 

[Just A Rat]

travelling the world, going to exclusive parties, hanging out on megayachts in the med.

She might want to give the impression that she’s living that life, but she ain’t. The infamous turd photo was taken in her home, it was not a Dubai potty situation.

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amazing what some people will do for money. It's not like she really needs it either

Oh she’s well broke; two bankruptcies and a whole bunch of creditors lined up. And child support I guess, given her kids were removed from her care.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

In case you were feeling self-conscious about lack of height in the top of your head, now you can get cranial top injections to make you look like a conehead.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

In case you were feeling self-conscious about lack of height in the top of your head, now you can get cranial top injections to make you look like a conehead. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFmxX2ASfos

How nice is that?

 

[squidward tentacles]

In case you were feeling self-conscious about lack of height in the top of your head, now you can get cranial top injections to make you look like a conehead. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFmxX2ASfos

They're just trying to pay homage to their creator Yakub.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Other than the chin filler that looks like a knuckle, she looks great.

Sometimes I get bummed out Lol about the fact that I have zero ass, but then I remember it could be worse.


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I am high key OBSESSED with how she looks, that tummy tuck brick body, bolt-ons, toothpick legs, rock hard ass implants, and the overly tight face and busted lips. It's all so perfect, she's exactly the kind of plastic surgery horrors I used to doodle in my notebooks, she's a grotesque come to life.

OH MY GOD, IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!! Of course she's a Dubai porta potty, knowing what the Arabs like her looking like a tranny no doubt made her the hottest commodedity.

 

[Pizza Time]

In case you were feeling self-conscious about lack of height in the top of your head, now you can get cranial top injections to make you look like a conehead. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFmxX2ASfos

This is just people making shit up to be self conscious about.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

This is just people making shit up to be self conscious about.

 

[OnionMuncher]

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[Chromeo]

The fake butt would be one thing but her legs are basically the same diameter from thigh to ankle, what the hell is that about?? GIRL get your ass out of bed and WALK until you have some fucking calf meat dear lord

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

In case you were feeling self-conscious about lack of height in the top of your head, now you can get cranial top injections to make you look like a conehead. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OFmxX2ASfos

i thought we fixed this trend in the 90s. Without cement.

 

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Why would anyone even want to look like that?
I don't comprehend it

 

[loie]

Why would anyone even want to look like that?
I don't comprehend it

It’s similar to the ear thing a few pages back. Basically if your head appears taller then your face (supposedly) looks smaller which is a major beauty standard in Asia.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Why would anyone even want to look like that?
I don't comprehend it

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

It’s similar to the ear thing a few pages back. Basically if your head appears taller then your face (supposedly) looks smaller which is a major beauty standard in Asia.

Is that why so many Asians have bangs?
pretend they have no forehead, so the face is smaller?

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