Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

It flakes off when you cook it enough, it's one of those non stick pans.

...No. I didn't even use butter like I was suggested to by my grandma.

You still have to use oil on nonstick. It also looks like you dropped the egg into the pan from really high up or something.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

It flakes off when you cook it enough, it's one of those non stick pans.

...No. I didn't even use butter like I was suggested to by my grandma. She wanted a fried egg sandwich so I cooked her one. My food is edible, at least according to her. But when I make food for myself I don't think of myself as human I guess so I slap shit together in a quick bind.

learn to cook like a white person

 

[Nameless One]

You still have to use oil on nonstick. It also looks like you dropped the egg into the pan from really high up or something.

Yes. I did. My grandmother's egg was better.


Thanks ladybirds, OIL next time.

learn to cook like a white person

I can cook! Tea... And French fries. Maybe some mashed potatoes, just don't think of the time I didn't put some mayonnaise in it and made it so bland. I've made Jamaican rice and peas for a school project years ago but my stepfather helped with the ingredients and almost no one ate it even though it was pretty nice.

 

[sodaboard]

And the Nameless One looked back on his life before he vanished into her broom closet.


It was all worth it, and a life well lived.

On the upside she knows how to cook sweets (Baker, so obviously) and says she has to cook for me someday but she isn't as good as her other family. Spurred on from me showing her the worst sunny side up fuck up of all time. I don't try to be fancy with food I make for myself. I told HER I'd cook for her and pack her lunches for work but it turns into the fucking opposite.

Chuddy side up.
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She said "LMAO WHAT IS THAT ()? Honey what on earth did you do? " after this. I know it was shit but I felt like a real r/kitchencel. Anyways she's gonna give me cooking lessons.

I think I have it. Thanks lady birds.

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

 

[31 Black]

Chuddy side up.

Performance anxiety. Happens to us all at least once in our lives.

Did you forget to oil up?

You still have to use oil on nonstick. It also looks like you dropped the egg into the pan from really high up or something.

Thanks ladybirds, OIL next time.

No!!! Never use oil when frying eggs! The water in the egg will repel the oil, causing it to stick to the pan! Use butter instead, even on nonstick pans.

 

[Nameless One]

Performance anxiety. Happens to us all at least once in our lives.



No!!! Never use oil when frying eggs! The water in the egg will repel the oil, causing it to stick to the pan! Use butter instead, even on nonstick pans.

Grandma knows best, definitely will use butter. Thanks for this insight.

Unfortunately I am a povertynigger right now but when we acquire more butter I shall cook the finest egg.

 

[Two Frogs]

Use butter instead, even on nonstick pans.

Butter also tastes better, and the way it burns if you get it too hot forces you to cook your egg more gently, so the egg doesn't get all tough and overdone.

 

[31 Black]

Unfortunately I am a povertynigger right now but when we acquire more butter I shall cook the finest egg.

Good news is you can get a box of 4 sticks at Walmart for maybe $4 at most, and you don't need a lot when making eggs, so it will last a good while.

Butter also tastes better, and the way it burns if you get it too hot forces you to cook your egg more gently, so the egg doesn't get all tough and overdone.

Good point! Which reminds me, never cook something on high unless your goal is to boil it; otherwise, you're going to burn whatever it is you're cooking quickly. My best friend always had trouble cooking steaks on stovetop for that reason, but then switching to medium heat made a huge difference.

 

[long waters]

No!!! Never use oil when frying eggs! The water in the egg will repel the oil, causing it to stick to the pan! Use butter instead, even on nonstick pans.

Butter? Hmm. I've been using lard usually. Although lately I've switched to boiled eggs instead of fried.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

soft boiled eggs are the superior form of egg imho

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Butter? Hmm. I've been using lard usually. Although lately I've switched to boiled eggs instead of fried.

Introduced this style of scrambled eggs to my wife and that's how they're always requested now lol.

 

[31 Black]

Butter? Hmm. I've been using lard usually. Although lately I've switched to boiled eggs instead of fried.

I've never used it, but I assume that would work as long as it's not oil based.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ONYflj0I2QI:200Introduced this style of scrambled eggs to my wife and that's how they're always requested now lol.

Breakfast at Vlad's place!

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

No!!! Never use oil when frying eggs! The water in the egg will repel the oil, causing it to stick to the pan! Use butter instead, even on nonstick pans.

Yeah, I do use butter for eggs. I just meant in general, you need some sort of fat even when cooking on nonstick.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

I hate using the term "blackpilling" because it feels retarded to say when you're in your thirties. But I don't have any better way to describe how it made me feel to realize how many men I know will lie about literally anything to women to get laid, or to other men about how much they get laid. I thought it was a small, obvious minority, but no, it's not. A lot of XY-chromosoids are straight up penisniggers on god frfr.

It is almost fascinating the extent that so many people are dependent on the phallus, and how they try to excuse it and are essentially horrific fools because of it "oh its not my fault that I care about my stinky little stick that has never been washed". If people had impulse control they'd realise others have so much more to offer than a sexual fantasy, which focusing on will only bring despair. Any reading of "The Game" (you know, the piece of shit book that popularized a lot of Pickup Artist shit) turned the Mystery (main PUA guy) into a sack of sad piece of shit, and when you actually read the stuff he wrote it's like damn, this guy is real pathetic.





Idk, it just seems quite odd that there are those out there who would put so much effort into trying to be who they are not, to hide that they offer nought to the world, and in doing so, place little actual care into those that are meant to care about.

There's other stuff, like how PUAs go on about how it is an art to get laid, to seduce someone else "because you're convincing them to do what they want, and to put back their natural responses.". - This is the 2nd to last part of "The Mystery Method" which a lot of PUA artist shit is based off, and it's all about trying to make the woman not second chance the fact she's about to sleep with a sleaze bag.

This is their "theory" btw. It's what they actually believe in.

And this is what "mystery" (king PUA looks like), can we please bring back Lidl to ridicule him .

(omg as a moid I should totes ask for advice when I finish up writing this article/extended essay on the manosphere types (incels are the focus because I find them the most interesting, stuff like not getting that women typically focus on the angel/devil dynamic and quite obviously don't want to deal with creepy ass men who could potentilally be a risk. I have well over 100 sources now! It's going to be goated citation maxxing bros!)

Butter also tastes better, and the way it burns if you get it too hot forces you to cook your egg more gently, so the egg doesn't get all tough and overdone.

Normally I'd agree, but nuance is a bitch.

Sometimes an over done egg hits the spot if you get all the crispy, high height outer yokes, and a really nice golden brown crust. But it is personal I guess. Maybe this is all just moid speak. It's a mood thing really.

 

[Vlad the Implier]

Any reading of "The Game" (you know, the piece of shit book that popularized a lot of Pickup Artist shit) turned the Mystery (main PUA guy)

Oh wow! now there's a character I haven't heard of in a while! Yeah crazy to think that back in 2005, Neil Strauss wrote an entire book based on the wisdom passed on to him by this guy:

One look at him and you just know he's some kind of vagina sorcerer.

Jokes aside, I remember seeing ads for that book back then everywhere on the internet. I don't doubt a lot of impressionable, young men fell for it. To be completely fair, there have always been these sort've "manual with the secret trick to get lots of women" kinda books out there, but the internet took it to a new level. Back in the day, some chump could just waste his money on a book, realize it was a grift, and then that be the end of it. The internet gave them an echo chamber. These guys were the proto-Manosphere.

 

[Chromeo]

No!!! Never use oil when frying eggs! The water in the egg will repel the oil, causing it to stick to the pan! Use butter instead, even on nonstick pans.

You need to use butter because oil is goyslop designed to make you sick! I only use oil when I'm baking and it calls for oil, otherwise it's butter all the way.